Insanely.Good.Liarhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. s s s Hi. I am: Alana, 361 years old. live in a distant land, often confused as the very shy girl at the back of the class, the owner of a very graphic imagination, fat and lazy, sexy and romantic, a bit obsessed, an expert at using time on absolutely nothing, too young to think about relationship, a lifeless freak-o. I enjoy: Yaoi. SasuNaru. Melons. (In case, you were wandering... yes, melons. Not water-melons. And not a lemons. Melons. Yum.) NejiKiba-ness, guys with fluttering white hair(Bakura, Sesshoumaru... should I continue?), angst, fantasy, mystery, Gintama, being obsessive, doing nothing, porn, playing, my cat, lazing the day off in my bed, L33T-ness, solitude, being evil, Slytherin, new places, changes, redheads, flirting, Skip Beat!, Ouran Host Club, assuming that I lost weight. You'll never guess that: I'm a genius coder, as a kid I wanted to work in a morgue but now I want to be a writer, I listen to Dir En Grey on daily basis, I use too much perfume,I am afraid of the darkness. Sincere apologies: As I said I live SpoonLaLa land, so my mother language isn't English. I try my best. I hate critique like: "You could do better\maybe you just need to practice\the idea's okay, but the whole thing is..."; nothing would please me more than an honest: "I hate it." I'm a dreamy miserable person; my stories tend to slide into the fantasy genre (AU!) and not the regular reality. News(Gah!): February 17th, 2010 HoW : HIATUS. VERY SORRY. DUNNO IF I'LL CONTINUE. Bite Me: It was updated, currentlly working on chp.4! Oh my! Hollow-man: ALMOST DONE WITH CHAPTER 3! Other(or my little rambling corner): Just got back from two weeks in my Base. Gah, they killed me there. I'm so tired, I just wanna curl up and die somewhere, lol. I hope this won't reflect on my stories... :( ANYWAYZ... Somebody noticed I changed my avater to the almighty Kiba-sama? Oh yes, he knows I'm good... yeah... :is getting sick thoughts: Thanks to my Beta Cheerful-Pessimist, who has encouraged me when I was kinda out of it and is the best beta in the whole world. :hugs: |
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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Save Me by KaoriVenna reviews
AU SasuNaruSasu and other pairings. Naruto's dream job just got even better once he was assigned to the beautiful Dr. Uchiha's service. But then again things are never as easy as they seem or are they? Hospital fic. Rated M blood, cursing, lemons, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,333 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scream At The Top Of Your Lungs by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Boys do not hold hands with each other, mom said. But we hold so many things in our lives and we scream with tiny voices. Getting older means screaming harder. So many mistakes, do we have enough time to correct them all? SasuNaru, M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? by Kutsu reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Write a SasuNaru High School Fanfiction! by InDefenseOfOurDreams reviews
Some guidelines and overall truths of the SasuNaru high school worlds people have written. Meant to be funny. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Forest by Shwuam reviews
“He takes his hand... he puts it here.” My eyes became wide as I watched her, and I don't think I was breathing. “And you can't scream.” SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heritage by Ljiljana reviews
No matter how open your mind is, if someone tells you they're being haunted your first reaction will be to think they are crazy. AU, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,680 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifices by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unlike Anything Else by Ljiljana reviews
Sequel to Unlike Dancing. Naruto was supposed to tell Sakura he had a change of heart, only he couldn’t. So let's see what happened when he saw Sasuke again, huh?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Lab of Horrors by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a lonely, but very successful botanist. Watch as one plant turns his life completely around. SASUNARUSASU, Mature Themes. More inside. UPDATE 9/18/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unlike Dancing by Ljiljana reviews
When Naruto is learning how to dance the activity becomes a quest that involves dangerous stunts, wet pants and determent stalkers by default. Well, either that, or Sasuke is just trying to find a way out of teaching him. NarutoXSasuke; Naruto/Sakura; AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Ghost Story by Ljiljana reviews
Naruto makes a good use of a telescope. AU/AR, Oneshot, Voy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Cheerful-Pessimist reviews
It was finding something that was the problem. Merry Christmas Everyone. KyoTohru Songfic
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black. SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Crystal Ball Conundrum by death.by.shuriken reviews
Sasuke last chance at redemption comes and goes. But there's one last piece of the puzzle that can get him out of Orochimaru's grasp safely. A crystal ball that has the ability to let him see anywhere he wishes. SasuNaru. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bless Me, Father by antilogicgirl reviews
Unwanted attraction, a crisis of faith, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Sasuke and Naruto together in spite of their own anxiety. AU Lemon later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost by Smex Lemur reviews
Our two favourite boys need each other to survive on an island after a plane crash. Will they be able to set aside their differences and get along? Personally, I doubt it. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,092 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
UnSaid by Notorious George Weasley reviews
Shikamaru reflecting on the one thing Gaara doesn't know but wants to and the one thing he can't say. Yes, drabble, yes, cute, yes, you should read it, no flames allowed. [ShikaGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dry Lips by Notorious George Weasley reviews
[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Stalk Me by cutiechibi reviews
Updated! This story will no longer be updated. It may, however, become an original story in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Torture Fair by Queen Angelblood reviews
(AU) Living in the streets of Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke thinks he's hit rock bottom. But if you can't taste the dirt, you're not there yet. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 170 - Published: 2/17/2004
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Bite Me reviews
“Be careful what you wish for.” SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hollow Man reviews
Naruto is only 17, and he’s already targeted by the government, a group of terrorists, and an invisible naked man. Life just can’t get any sweeter. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
House of Wolves reviews
“I can help you kill my brother, Naruto… If you promise to sleep with me whenever I want.” AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.