Kol Mikaelson/SI-OC "Death favors us." Guidelines on how to deal with life, death, life after death and all the general stupidity that, undoubtedly, follows...In hindsight, she realized that she should've just stayed dead. But, let it be known; Zatanna Elvira Bennett-Asturias never does things half-arsed. Full Teen-Version summary inside.

"Call me the devil's advocate, but to me it was obvious all humans were inherently evil." Juliet is a two hundred year old vampire on a diet, just trying to make it through high school. Again. Her priorities change when she meets Stiles, the one human she just can't seem to hate no matter how hard she tries. Stiles/OC