The trolls have found a way onto Earth and are taking humans back for the Grand Highblood to kill. But you, the reader, have other plans and aren't going down without a fight! This keeps you alive for now, but just how long will it take before the Highblood is tired of you?

You are the only other fuschian blood on the planet, and are devastatingly sick. When you're friend falls in love with you, how will you live with his emotions.

You've got a surprise for gamzee, it'll be motherfuckin' miraculous.