POTATO NAHAHAHA! *punches random person*

Hi i'm a crazy insane weirdo otaku who shouts "pasta!" all day.

I'm not kidding. :D

Favorite animes/mangas are Ouran High School Host club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Hetalia, Naruto, Bleach, and Black Butler.

Does Pokemon count as a manga/anime? :D

"You'd be surprised what could happen when people get bored." - Bri Nara

I'm not random just-- OMG A FISH! O_O

I'm that girl,

The one that reads because books are her escape,
The one that writes because words open the exit from reality,
The one that doesn't want to care what others think,
The one that cries for strangers,
The one that pretends not to be miserable for others,
The one that sacrifices pleasures for family,
The one that fears silence,
The one that is scared to be alone,
The one that would rather back out than intervene,
The one that has to intervene,
The one that understands the misunderstood,
The one that stands up for the abnormal,
The one that laughs to make others laugh,
The one that swallows her own anger to prevent fights,
The one that is sometimes ashamed of her feelings,
The one that goes to school with the fear that something will happen while she’s gone,
The one that hides behind a fake smile and an 'I'm fine.’
The one that would tear the world apart for her the ones she cares for,
The one that would give up her happiness for the happiness of others,
The one that stands out in school,
The one that others call different,
The one that grew up faster,
The one that felt like the oldest,
The one that makes mistakes,
The one that will always regret those mistakes,
The one that is different,
The one that takes pride in that difference,
The one that truly wants to make a difference.

I have always been that girl. And I always will be.

(Credit to MidnightShadow101 for that one)

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, micarocks101

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Micarocks101

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say YOU'RE WEIRD
I say YES I AM

92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

My regular schedule:

watch anime

read manga

spend 10 minutes studying, then die of boredom and wishing I was in Fullmetal Alchemist so I could turn my study papers to paper airplanes since I don't know how to make origami.

text with my freind when I am secretly roleplaying with them and my parents don't know.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? #@%$ I AM NAMED AFTER A WITCH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3. SIBLING NAMES: why do you want to know? .

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When my grandpa was dying... *sniffle*

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? What the @#$% kind of question is that?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Excuse me?

7. KIDS? I. AM. 12.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES YES YES YES BANANAS!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yeah i write my fanfiction ideas in it :p

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, you think?!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? ...

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes. X3 (Jumps) WHEEE!! XD

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Ummmmmmm... I CAN'T TELL YOU BYE BYE! *runs in other room and munchs on life cereal*

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? I forgot to tie my shoes in the first place .-.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? @#$% YEEEEEEAH!!!!! *turns into hulk*

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Birthday cake :3

17. SHOE SIZE? Why do you care? O.o

18. RED OR PINK? BLOOD RED.

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My teddy bear... *sniffle*

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yeeeeeeup.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? ZOMBIE. .-.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? nom nom nom nom *looks up from pizza* what?

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Boulevard of broken dreams by green day.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White. Nobody uses white. And I would be super lazy.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Smell of my dad making home made pizza -w-

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? ThatCrazyChickNextDoor.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? They dissapeared the next day... :)

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh YES I DO!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? PIXIE STICKS

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Writing. It excersices my fingers. :D

32. EYE COLOR? Ms. Metal detector. (If you got that you are a god .-.)

33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?! O.o

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT! RAWR!! *flips table*

35. FAVORITE FOOD? PASTA! NO CHEESEBURGER! NO I MEAN PIZZA! ARRGH!

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies because everyone dies and that make me happy. :)

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters. NOOOOOOOO TYSON!!!!!! DX

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? FREAKING STALKER PERSON WHY AM I EVEN ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!?!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Potatoes.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? THROW THE CHEEEEEEESE!

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? I love honey-senpie! X3

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

time for random song lyrics!

I'm falling down into my shadow
Grasping onto every breath
As I await the Deadly night

So scary, but you can't give into this
Fear of pumpkin carraiges
'Cause all the witches see it in your eyes

See you in your dreams, yeah, baby
Your nightmares too, that's where I'll find you

Fairy blue
It is only for you
That I would crush the stars
And put them on display
Black Paper Moon
If you really put your faith in me
When you're lost, here I am
"forever" with your soul
Waiting here above you patiently,
Just like the shining moon

A symbol rises to the surface
Of the crimson sweetness that I had submerged it deep within

Your destiny isn't so immutable
Anything that you can dream
Can also be the fate that you will have

Don't try to use deceit on me
I will not break, I won't surrender

Fairy blue
You are my everything
The reason I go on
In this captivity,
Eternally
If you raise your voice and call for me
I will find you, my dear
Wherever you may be
And I will be sure to set you free from this ensnaring curse

There are times when noone believes in me and
There are times where I feel like I'm degraded
But even in those times your words always echo within
My heart
This is my promise

Fairy blue
It is only for you that I would smash the stars
And use them as a sign
To guide you
And any time that you're lost or afraid, or you can't see your dreams,
I want you to look up

And Fairy blue
You are my everything
The reason that I live
In sweet captivity so faithfully
And I swear you'll never be alone
When you're lost, here I am
Forever with your soul

We can make it through most anything, if you can just believe

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.
You hate being underground.

3/10
Well, I've never even been on a plane, what do you expect?

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are claustrophobic and/or afraid of heights.

6/10
Hm...Interesting...

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be).
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

5/10
Woooah, we're halfway there, woooah, livin' on a prayer! (If you know what that song is, you are amazing)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10
Strangely, I spend a lot of time inside.

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management or did.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10
...I have to say, Ares is pretty badass...

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year (or any year) were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10
My grades are actually pretty bad. XD

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10
Totally agree. :P

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10
I believe that any woman can be as good as any man. :)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10
Yeah...I'm REEEALLY bad with technology...

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10
Totally expected that.

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends (or wish you could).
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10
Oh WOW, I had absolutely NO idea I would get THAT! *sarcasm*

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10
I couldn't answer yes to so many of these! I'm freaking 13! NO ALCOHOL!

Ah, I like Artemis, but I guess Hermes is awesome too! :D