Hi my name is Yrsa and I´m 19 years old and lives in the northern part of Sweden. I have the Scandinavian blue eyes but not the blond hair instead I have dark brown hair.

I love reading and writing but sense I have dyslexia spelling and grammar is hard so if you have a problem with that I strongly suggest you don’t read my stories.

Some random facts about me: I always paint my toenails even in the middle of the winter when no one more than me can see them, I love cartoon movies, I would love to learn Russian so that I could read Fjordor Dostoevsky’s books in original writing, I am afraid of needels, I hate flying and boats becose if something goes wrong you can´t just step out, I hate Fish, can´t stand the smell, the taste or the texture.

If you have any questions or if you like to contact me you can reach me on yrsavide@hotmail.com

And thanks for reading my stories and leaving Reivews they really help me to continue writing.

//Yrsa

Random Quotes

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened. (From the book "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy". I realy love that book, makes me feel a littel less insain:D)

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When you feel like falling down, don't give up. Try again!!!

When you think that bad things only happen to the other guy, remember that to everyone else in the world, you are the other guy. (Thomas R. MacKay)

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets. (George Bernard Shaw)

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it. (Andy Rooney)

The world would be a better place without me, and I simply will not allow that.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. The best you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.