This is a place for writings that vary from one page one shots to poems and drabblesque type works. You never know what's going to show up but I hope you'll like it all just the same. Also, I would like to thank Metalheadrailfan for allowing me to use his fantastic artwork for the cover image! You can find more of his artwork on Deviantart.

As all the kids of the sixth grade are beginning to go through some changes, Helga herself struggles with one or two little changes and seeks out Olga's help. Things go about as well as you'd imagine they would.

She didn't mean to get to this point in her life she wanted to do so much more with her life but the guilt wouldn't leave her alone ... crap summary but I think the title explains it all read and enjoy

Exactly what had been going through Arnold's mind when Helga cornered him up on the crow's nest and after that? This is the adventure from Arnold's perspective and how it resulted with him reciprocating Helga's feelings in the end.

Arnold's rejection hurt worse than Helga could have ever imagined. But no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't find reason enough to hate him. Her feelings could not be changed. She was in love with Arnold, and she wouldn't ever surrender that. No matter how much it hurt, every time she passed him, all that was there would be there still. Helga/Arnold

A series of tumblr prompts. Shortaki. Ratings will vary.

The PS 118 gang reunites to pay their respects at the funeral of one of their own.

The rain always seem to be a part of their story. From age three to seventeen. It brings them full circle. Post- the "Patakis." (I suck at summaries) Rated T for some swearing but not a lot.

I'm sorry. I had no idea that when you remove a chapter your story comes up to the front page again. :/ The good news? I'm giving the final touches to next chapter. I really appreciate your waiting.

It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!

this is my take on miss Helga, exactly what would happen if things didn't go so typically. and when revenge and a child are far more important than old feelings. Arnold really has no idea what he had done, and now he will pay. rated m for some adult content.*going under construction but complete

He liked her from the moment he saw her in preschool, but she never noticed him. The little blond girl wearing all pink, she never even glanced his way; he needed her attention so to get it he stole her crackers at snack time

After Helga witnesses her fiancé killing someone she goes to police and discovers just how little she knew about him. He is connected to the biggest crime ring in the East Coast. After giving her statement she learns she must go under police protection and is shocked when she finds out the FBI agent assigned to protect her is her old crush, Arnold Shortman. Rated a strong T

When 25 year old Helga Pataki finds herself in the midst of a divorce with the one man she thought she would always love, she believes her life is over. But on the way to the divorce court, she gets into an accident and starts to think she is fifteen again. With no recollection of her prior life, can Helga and Arnold save their marriage or is it too late? *Rewriting earlychapters*

The adventure continues: Arnold, to avoid becoming a ward of the state, must try to save his beloved grandparents from being held criminally liable for events depicted in the Movie**. Can our intrepid football-head ward off this new danger? And at what cost? **Movie lightly edited in favor of AxH. (AU, unfortunately.) [Drama, Adventure, Hurt, Humor, Romance]

Seeing the class is getting ready to head out for graduation with the expectation of Helga being missing. He decides to go look for her. Arnold finds Helga leaning against the locker playing with a cigarette pack. Wondering what's wrong he didn't expect the response from the normally brash girl.

Because their sexual tension could only remain unresolved for so long; something was always bound to happen. A collection of Oneshots. AxH

Big Bob Pataki reflects on his youngest daughter, Helga, as well as past moments in his life. Told in third person POV. Please note: This takes place when Helga is about 22 years old, so obviously, way after the series ended.

Costume Mix Up, or Hilarious Twist? Enjoy (; (minor sexual content, but nothing serious. It's all talk.)

Helga's car dies down the street from the boarding house. It's been years since Arnold and Helga spoke to each other. Will they reconnect? Or will nothing happen?

"You've been in love with me since we were three and treated me like shit ever since. I let you because I knew deep down you didn't mean it." When the confrontation comes it is not planned and what occurs is a surprise to all. (Lemon attack!)

This Arnold and Helga wedding vows once aging the characters don't belong to me they belong to Craig Bartlett and Nickelodeon.

You can't obsess over life to live it, and you can't obsess over love to get it. This is what Helga discovers on one lonely night in her apartment, and the during the not-so-lonely morning afterwards. T for occasional language?

A short one-shot of the HA gang playing spin the bottle. Rated T just to be safe.

Dr Helga Pataki, 24-year-old college graduate, faces her first challenge as PS118's new child psychologist – counselling Angela Sanderson, the very mirror image of Helga's younger self.

After an awkward night Arnold and Helga have been on eggshells around each other. Forced together by their duties as Best Man and Maid of Honor, will they be able to let their attraction out? Or will what happens in Vegas stay in Vegas?

Two souls, bound together on a journey that will break and test the bounds of friendship...she is the key... Updated 17/07/2017.

ArnxHel oneshots...She's just as she'll always be.

Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.

"Everyone's watching them as they say they're going to love each other forevermore, and pledge that 'they do', but they don't, Arnold. They don't." Helga's parents renew their vows. Helga/Arnold one-shot.

When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*

Everyone deserves a New Year's kiss.

Just a little something I felt compelled to write. DRABBLE. Be nice and review, please.

My belated entry in the iPOD challenge craze. Prompted by a friend. Not my best work, but some have their charms.

FINISHED! Arnold comes to terms with his feelings for Helga at their senior prom. Contains some mature themes, sensuality, and strong language. Arnold/Helga pairing

An analytical Arnold may find that listening to his heart has its own benefits. First and Second Chapters are up, explains a little more, just didn't want to spoil it .

One young girl learns that even the day before Christmas, Santa can still pull off a Christmas miracle.

HI, I'm reposting this, I rewrote it. Helga feels that it's time to tell Arnold how she feels 6 years after the movie took place R&R Story is finished so read it NOW!

LAST CHAPTER! Sequel to Champagne in the Morning. Helga returns from London with a fiancee, the perfect man. But what will she do when she is drawn to someone she shouldn't be drawn to? What if she finds herself in a sensual, but risky, affair?

When he was seventeen, Arnold learned to hate. Now, eleven years later, he finally has the chance for revenge. But when his hate turns to love, will he be able to handle the pressure? Completely Reposted