Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T

(SEE A/N ON PAGE ONE) It turns out Butters was actually a vampire, and he accidentally turned Cartman into one as well. And what makes Kyle's blood special from everyone else's in South Park? This started out as a joke between me and my best friend, but then like most jokes I took it too far. I tried to keep all use of offensive language true to the show. Rated M for all the above.

There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.

Kyle's in love with a killer, Cartman's in love with a monster. The feelings strong, but then it fades. So how do they know it's real when they both fell for the enemy? Each chapter is based on a different song. Both Kyle/Cartman povs

KYMAN IN DENIAL. Although it's one chapter, it's lengthy. After being locked in a room together by Stan and Kenny, neither Kyle nor Cartman quite comprehend what's happening, and they'll avoid figuring it out at all costs . Rated T for language.

A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

"You make me come... you make me complete... you make me completely miserable..."-Lit WARNING: PWP, Cartman/Kyle (NOT a songfic)

The insults are still thrown, The glares could kill and two enemies are slipping up and getting messy. Kyman: don't like? dont read

Cartman finally gets what he wants for over five years in waiting. Read this one-shot to find out what it is!

Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.

Kyle wakes up after a wierd and scary night.....but he woke up in Cartman's bed.

RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.

For years they grew up hating one another. But now that maturity and disaster has stricken, will they find that there was always something more? Cartman/Kyle

“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.

Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.

Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Part Two in the Brother's Keeper Arc. Cartman and Kyle's relationship develops.

We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!

Kyle didn't want to look at Cartman. "To me, you’re a zero. 1000x0 still equals zero. You may do whatever you want, a thousand times, and whatever you do to me, or say to me, I’ll still feel nothing for you. A zero.” Cartman said coldly. CartmanxKyle

Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.

MY version of episode 1201. M for the CartmanXKyle. ;

KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.

When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.

Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.