“The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.”
—Philip Roth

I'm just your everyday galactic space warrior. And my mission is to save the Internet (with fanfiction).

I know. It sounds like a pretty big undertaking. Perhaps a bit misguided. Or maybe even maniacally delusional that I would even attempt to single-handedly take on correcting the course of the Internet as it rapidly heads for a catastrophic collision with bad taste and vulgar commercialism.

But that's only because you don't know me. Yet.