A collection of smutty Quinntana one-shots involving anything your dirty minds desire. Very mature, read at your own risk.

How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?

This is a romantic BDSM fic primarily revolving around 2 female characters.Rose is Mistress and Pet is not revealed for a few chapters. This will cover their vanilla life, play parties, other partners, etc. Lemons, adult!

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

Bella decides to fulfill one of Edward's fantasies. All-Human. Lemons!

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

WARNING: This is really aimless smut between Katherin and Stefan. I repeat it's a giant LEMON of vampire-goodness. Please read and rate! :

The private diaries of horny young Alec stuck as a 14 year old forever but having the lustful feelings of a man...course he doesn't know any better than his sister, Jane or the hot stuf Felix...

Sex. That's all Alex Russo's looking for. A threesome. That's all Justin and Juliet are looking for. Now, I don't know about you but, that sounds like something they can work out together. * Alex/Juliet/Justin * AU so there's no incest * Chapter story *

Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.

Isabella Izzy Swan has worked hard to make it into NASCAR. Can she hold her own against the boys' club who want her out, none more than her teammate Cocky Edward Cullen? Rated M for Language, Eventual Adult Themes AH

B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!

Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

AH/AU - Contains Femslash! Bella discovers her new roommates are more than just friends. Can they convince her to join them in having some fun? Changing Room thrysts, A trip to an Adult toy shop and much more.

When Isabella is sold on the black market, an unknown confidence comes out inside her. Rosalie Cullen is her new "Mistress" Can she break the new Isabella and turn her into the perfect pet? Rated M for lemons and some strong language. AU/SLASH

A naughty oneshot Alternate Universe to V&P where Emmett AND Edward find Rosalie pleasuring herself in the forest, and the scenario that follows weeks after, as the memory of that night haunts all three young, eager teenaged vampires

My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.

Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...

Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!

Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME

WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.

One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.