Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-

Cloud struggles to remember and must learn to deal. This task is made no easier by the threat looming on the horizon. Postgame sequel to previous fic Chi to Ase to Namida. Cloud and Sephirothcentric, ensemble. Contains yaoi shounen ai mslash.

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

Destiny Islands don't change...but the keyblade master did in his two years. His heart pulls him back out into the worlds as the memories of a redheaded man drive him. Slash! RoxasAxel, SoraRiku, CloudLeon

Oneshot. Collaboration with Knit.pump. A tale of spilt coffee, homosexual jokes, predictive texting and cows. Can be either read as an AU or pre-game. Crack. You are warned. Mild CloudLeonCloud.

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Gaara's supposed to be asleep. Sasuke's supposed to be dead. Naruto finds out he can taking nothing for granted.

A mysterious elf nearly dies to give a warning to Drizzt Do'Urdan: someone is trying to kill him. In the Underdark, drow are dying from an incurable sickness. As Jarlaxle tries to track down its source, the plot thickens. Complete.

When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais

Chapter eleven has been posted. It is the epilogue. Unfortunately, kiddies that means the end of the story. Thanks for sticking 'round. Sora was trying to cope with losing the love of his life when he found Leon. Rather, when he knocked Leon over.

Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?

Harry learns he is to die by the end of the year, but there are some things in life he doesn't want to miss out on. SiriusHarry Written preHBP.

Wu Fei is Duo Maxwell's partner. When they are both injured during a mission, and have to be taken care of by Heero Yuy, they discover things about each other that they never knew. 1x2x5, yaoi

I'm putting my disclaimer here: I do not own Labyrinth. Do not allow a Prophecy's promise to alter your destiny. JS FINISHED!

After watching Cattibrie die in battle, a grieving Drizzt reexamines his nature as he finds his most sympathetic friends are a drow mercenary and his onetime archenemy.

SLASH! Drizzt is captured and tortured in the Baenre complex during Starless Night. How far will Dantrag Baenre go to make sure Drizzt lives to fight him, and how far will Artemis Entreri go to save him?

Lancelot gets bored...

Complete. SLASH. PostOotP. Harry goes back to Privet Drive for his summer holidays of the year 1996 and life is truly unpredictable for The Boy Who Lived.

7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...

Heero reflects on his life and he finds himself twentyyears old and bored. Then one day, out of the blue, comes a strange card in the mail, an invitation, but to what?

Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.

pre-game AU, YAOI, Cloud, Zack, and Sephiroth-centric; includes the Turks. Is now dark, contains character death. COMPLETE! (I have been waiting SO long to say that!)

The Pirates Code as set down by the bretheren Katherin Morgan and Alicia Bartholomew

Like the title says. Grief. Rated PG for death issues.

(HarrySirius) ... sometimes a taste is all you get before you Lose it All. First in the Requiem Vignette series. [major spoilers for Order of the Phoenix. Slash. Smile kids.]

1x2. (Complete) Shounen ai. It's a year after EW, and Heero is working as a Preventer. As Christmas approaches, he finds a gift waiting for him on his desk.

A Sephiroth/Cloud fic so has Shonen-ai in there. Chapter 17 and Epilogue - Crucible and Reality - Now that Sephiroth's got Cloud alone and they both accept the past things can finally get on, but will Avalanche leave them in peace? Completed!

“Thank you, goodbye.” Three people receive a note from Hedwig in the morning of the first day back. Who is it from? And why isn’t Harry there? H/D slash.