AdrianaMartinez
 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Kik? Kik me so we can talk all about percy and annabeth and me to meet new people _ Kik@ Yana_mtz ( O .O) copy bunny so he can contine world domanation. is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.Choco-hime 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 arent heartless and will. The girl you just called fat, she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup hoping someone will like her. The boy you just tripped, he gets abused enough at home. The man with the ugly scars, he fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying. Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont repost this but the ones with heart and backbone will. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile. If you have weird friends put this on your profile If YOU are weird, put this on your profile If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. If you have misspelled or have forgotten how to spell a word under four letters...put this on your profile If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile If you have ever fallen down the stairs, put this on your profile If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile! If you have ever tripped over you own feet, put this on your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile. xXx I c a n s t i l l r e a d t h i s i f y o u c a n c o p y a n d p a s t e t h i s o n y o u r p o r f i l e. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs.Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! xXx The Percy Jackson pledge: Close your eyes...picture me...what do you see? I am only one person, with one mind, one soul, one heart.. but I have many faces.. Can you tell them apart? Many say I have the face of an angel..strong and wise.. Look alittle closer.. Can you see the devil in my eyes? In the morning when I awake.. I look in the mirror and ask my self.. Which face shall I wear today? Do you see a women torn between who she is and who she wants to be? Do you see my rage? I feel like the true me has been locked in a cage.. Can you see my confusion? Is this life just an illiusion? Can you see my dreams? Do you see my pain? I feel as if I am standing on the outside, looking in.. afraid of what may come.. Yet still thru each trial, I hold my head up and smile.. Acknowledge my prides.. So many faces… longing for embraces.. Now open your eyes.. look at me and tell me.. Who do you see? You say drake I say The band perry You say T-Pain I say Jason Aldean You say Kanye I say george strait You say Pink I say carrie underwood you say eminieminem i say Alan Jackson you say jay-z i say tim mcgraw You say Pop I scream COUNTRY 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this to your profile. DON'T LET COUNRTY DIE!!!! Calling her FAKE won't make you REAL Calling her DUMB won't make you SMART Calling her WEAK won't make you STRONG Calling her UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL Calling her MEAN won't make you NICE Calling her GAY won't make you STRAIGHT Calling her RUDE won't make you POLITE So why bother? She is a true inspiration for people who think they cant do whatever they want or they cant fall in love with anyone! All the haters should just Be quiet! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE! Post this to your profile!!! I saw this on a profile, and i decided it was so sweet i had to put it on mine. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. PJO Fans/ Normal people! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on your profile! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Page 372-374(and my favorite part in the series! Eep!) "Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday." She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing. I stared at her. "What?" "It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?" I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday. "Make a wish," she said. "Did you bake this yourself?" I asked. "Tyson helped." "That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement." Annabeth laughed. I thought for a second, the blew out the candle. We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. amnnabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet. "You saved the world," she said "We saved the world." "And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody." "You don't sound disappointed," I noticed. Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care." "Uh-uh." She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?" "You'd probably kick my butt." "You know I'd kick your butt." She brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal." Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah? "The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-" "Oh, you so wanted to." "Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry. "Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft. I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile. "You're laughing at me," I complained. "I am not!" "You are so not making this easy." "Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it." When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!" Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders. "Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy? "The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee. "The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted. With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red. We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water. Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?" A guy wrote this... why boys fall in love with girls? 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss you after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true... I, Adriana;AnnabethMartinez, vow to this day, June 7, 2010, that after every fanfic I read, I will, until the end of time, review them. Please pass this around so that this fanfic community will be have a prosperity of positive, helpful reviews. Thank You ] (Also I think this was started by another member, but Beauty Kills, saw it and passed it on and modified it a bit because she thought it was a great idea.) One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." post this on your profile, if you dont someone you love will died When someone dies, it affects unexpected people. People that the deceased didn’t even know. It opens the people’s eyes to things that happen every day that they didn’t realize before. They touch our lives and open our hearts to live and be the best we can be. Sometimes people just don't understand how precious life is until someone close to you dies, then you feel bad about all the mean or rude things you said to them. I've never had to deal with someone dying in my family or even close friends but i know how easy you life can get taken away from you so stop being mean to the ones you love cause one day there not going to be there anymore. I never say i hate you to someone cause they could easily just walk in the street and die. I love my family and friends and they know i do. girl: how much do you love me? boy: *looks at girl weirdly then smiles* see how big the sky is? girl: *looks up at the night sky & nods her head yes* boy: *pulls girl close & whispers* even the night sky & beyond can never show you much i love you. girl: i love you boy: i love you too now boys who are reading this take note & see that this is what girls want you to say now girls who are reading this take note & see that most boys will not tell you but the ones who really love you will yes, we killed innocents. yes, we killed war fighters and terrorists. yes, we reaked havoc across the middle east. yes, we will continue to do so as long as there are nationalists assfucks willing to ram planes into our country. they made a clear statement, so we traded our innocent lives lost, for theirs. they kill their own people all the time, so in a way, we are helping them. Your welcome. -America When you carry a bible... the devil gets a headache. When you open it... he collapses. When he sees you reading it... he faints. And just when you're about to re-post this by coping and pasting it on your profile, he will try to discourage you. I just defeated him. copy and paste in your profile if you're in god's army. I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) Month One MOMMY I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak... Just sad. But seriously, abortion not only hurts the baby, but it will hurt you and your partner in the future when you realise that you commited a murder. Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Who is Your Parent? Mine is Hades and Athena (Dont ask!) dont copy this part onto your profile if you arent this. copy the rest and say who is your mommy or daddy at the top. If your dad is Zeus - you adore flying unless you are a weirdo that is afraid of heights (like thalia) u say rain and it does Posidon - you can not go into the air at all, you love to swim, you adore showers and baths, and your pet fish give you advice Apollo - you sing, dance, write, and are the best on the archery team. you also hate the night. Dionysus - you're grumpy, and hate your life and are desparate for a grape or wine Hephestas - you aren't the best looking, unless you're like Leo. you arent afraid of fire, but hate heights. you might have even hijacked a car when you were four Ares - you love gory movies and love karate, weapons, blood, gore, and cant stop reading about wwII bombs Hermes - you travel a lot, you can steal anything from anyone and most people love you, but hate you cuz you pull so many pranks!\ Hades - you are probably emo and goth. you like death, gore, skeletons, and the color black If your mom is Athena - many people call you a nerd, and when it comes to games like tag, red rover, or capture the flag, you have a master strategy that always wins Aphrodite - put down that fashion magazine! you love shoes, hair, makeup, and will always look good. you just cant look bad even if you tried. Demeter - you are the best gardener in your group of friends. Actually, they arent allowed near your plants Hera - who am I kidding? she has no kids! Artemis - NO KIDS! but if you hate boys and growing up, and your a girl, then you can be one of her hunters, if thats any consolation. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days” Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. “Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...” Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them? Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? “Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?” Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Assassination is an extreme form of censorship. You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” “A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’” “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart. “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars” “It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.” “It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.” “You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”. “To die is nothing but a long goodbye.” This is so cool! (instructions: copy and paste this link (or click on it) and just stare at the spiral for a long period of time...you get dizzy and you just love the colors...its awesome...and pretty. :D) Here's the link: Try it and post it on your profile when you are finished. Remember, don't lose your mind whilst staring...we wouldn't want to lose that...:D (Put this on your page if u like music) (o) music Please Try Not 2 Cry! These are messages that make me cry. The next one will be fortunes. Msg: now that you've opened this you can't stop reading it, or close it. hello, my name is jazmynn, i'm a site model, and i'm 16. i died on march 1st, 2008. i was raped and killed by a man named marcus. he saw me walking one night with my friends, he put us all in his van and tied us up. he let my friends watch me get raped, then killed all of us. later, i came back and haunted him. he eventually got so scared, that he committed suicide. a boy named collin read this, thought i was hot, but closed this message. later that night, i came by his bed, and stared at him all night, when he awoke, i smiled at him, then quietly slit his throught. i left a rose on top of him, though. a girl named jessica read this, cried, and sent it on. later that night, i came by her bed, kissed her cheek, and left her a note saying thank you. i still come by her house everynight to make sure she's okay. send this to ten people, and please let people know what happened to me.. NO SEND BACKS!Ohh Nan! ! ! Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile 93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. I'm going to live forever, or die trying. I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile. If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile. Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm A VIRGIN, so I MUST be a bitch. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. .I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 .I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR .I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I like BLOOD, so I must be a vampire I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? greece 2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Haymitch 3. What can you hear right now? T.V. 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. okay 5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? George Lopez 6. Type your name with your elbow. Annabeth martinez 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. spin three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My chair 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Ew! That book is so stupid! its about a cat going to a rock 9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? About a minute ago. 10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? eyvaoncto 11. grab the book nearest to you turn to page 312 paragrapgh 6... "Hey, Effie, watch this!" says Peeta. He tosses his fork over his shoulder and literally licks his plate clean with his tongue making loud, satisfied sounds. Then he blows a kiss out to her in general and calls, "we miss you, Effie!" 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4... ""Stop that!" Leo tried to grab the dwarf's feet, but he..." 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? A bookshelf 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Bones 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:09 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? TV 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Went to go feed my tia (aunts) dogs 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfic. 9. What are you wearing? p.js 10. Did you dream last night? yes 11. When did you last laugh? about 10 minutes ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters 13. Seen anything weird lately? My friends.. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It’s OK. 15. What is the last film you saw? Divergent 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Soccer gear, a farm, land 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I love the coloer red 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? give the poor wealth 19. George Bush: …………. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kendall 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Lani What’s the last book you read? the son of neptune What’s on your T.V right now? Bones Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say? Shelby crosby and when is her party. Where are you? home What was the last thing you ate? tacos. What’s your personality like? honest athletic trusting!! What was the last thing you thought? I’m weird. Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Nothing. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A DSI. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This survey What’s it like being you? Awesome. What are your thoughts on writing? Funness!! What book are you currently reading? the throne of fire by rick. What music are you listening to? Country What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? None What was the last thing you cooked? tacos What color are the walls of the room you are in? pink and blue Do you know who the governor of your state is? No…… Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. How many different programs are on your computer right now? Just one. What is the weather like? Super hot in fortworth tx Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yah. san antionio What’s your favorite article of clothing? Basketball shorts. Who is the most special person to you? My older sister What’s your favorite childhood memory? I was playing a soocer game and i scored my first goal. Scariest moment of your life? feeling my chest get tight One word that would best describe you? Athletic. What is your favorite month in the summer? july What’s your favorite number? 9 What does your user name mean? It’s up there, just look! What is your favorite Disney movie? Monsters inc. What made you smile today? My crazy boyfriend Last thing you said out loud? I’m bored. Last rainbow you saw? About a week ago. Do you want a hair cut? No. Are you musically inclined? Sorta, I sing. Have you ever been in a fight? No. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If Jesus is your Savior, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, LunaBeth203, Mrs.PercyPotter,AnnabethMartinez •) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.) When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! Put this in your profile (Put this on your page if u like music) Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. He's awesomeful! Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Sparky. Jason's nickname according to me! PJO QUESTIONS 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? At the Beach 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Nico he can be sweet and hes just like me 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Thaila and nico 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Rachel 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? the titans curse 6. Your favorite PJatO Character? Nico 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Athena, Hades, Artemis, Posidon 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Hey my names adriana im your new half sister!! :) 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? nico and Annabeth with her Yankees cap 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? nico he can shadow travel us back home 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "oh my gods finally when? now? ok!!!" 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Thailico all the way 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? "Oh My gods. You're from my book" 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Read PJ fanfics 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo 16. Favorite Percy Moment? I thought she was going to punch me or something, but then she did the most unexpected thing. She kissed me. 17. Favorite Nico Moment? When he says, "With great power, comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Apollo make the Haiku ''Dreams like a Podcast/Downloding truth into my ears/They tell me cool stuff" in The Titan's Curse 19. Favorite Grover Moment? 'Um... what are you exactly?' 20. Favorite Random Moment? if you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals him memories, he will always remember you. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7dontuseanypunctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. Greet all your friends with a tackle. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy. All of it! The books are AWESOME. |
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