Hey I'm PenguinsRcute, stay crazy, if you aren't crazy then... stay normal.

Ways to contact me: I have recently made an email just for fanfiction, penguinsatfanfiction@hotmail.com. I now have a facebook, just look up PenguinsRcute Cheesecake, Cheesecake is not my real last name. I will update at least twice a week but most likely a bit more.

Profile Avatar: Edited pic of Duncan and Courtney

Likes: Total drama, Disney Channel (can't help it), music, my friends, talking, playing starcraft/broodwar/2, NoahxCourtney (BIG DUH!),DXC,BridgettexPole,cheesecake, Ke$ha, club penguin.

Dislikes: My self-absorbness, my glasses,school, people who hate me, swearing (I swear but I HATE IT!), The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna,Justin Beiber

My favourite show is Total Drama, my fave character is Courtney. Who doesn't love her? Great leadership, has a temper and can be a bit of a drama queen don't care if she is a bad person. My 2nd favourite is Noah. One word: Sarcasm, he showed me sarcasm is a way of life, an art. 3rd is Izzy, she is CRAZY, full stop. I'm basiclly all 3 of them combined, wait add a bit of Lindsay. 4th Fave: Heather! 5th fave: Lindsay.

Most hated: Duncan! Why are people blaming Gwen!

Who's fault is it really?

Well lets go back now shall we.

Duncan cheating on Courtney with Gwen coz Gwen was single and he liked her and she's single coz she dumped her guy Trent. She broke up with Trent because he was nuts and threw challenges (whats so bad?) suggested by Owen. Owen suggested it because Trent wanted advice. Trent wanted advice because he thought Gwen was falling for Duncan. He thought Gwen was falling for Duncan because they were getting really close (too close) for his taste (and mine). Which again is Trent's fault because he decided to actually win a challenge (shocker). Why he won was because he loved Gwen. Why he loved Gwen was because of total drama island then Heather ruined it and teared their relationship. She did that because she wanted her alliance to be the only one alliance in the game and boyfriend/girlfriend was another way of saying alliance. She created the alliance to win the game, which was created by Chris.

That's only one side.

Duncan was falling out of love with Courtney because they never spent time together. Due to being on opposite teams because Chris wanted it that way. But Chris brang Courtney back. Because Courtney lost the million dollar hunt. Her TDI elimination also spread them apart because Harold tampered with the votes because Duncan was teasing him for no reason. Harold was brought to the island because of Chris.

So there you have it. It is Chris' fault. Unless you take it back one then it is Heather and Duncan's fault NOT GWENS. But Gwen still decided to kiss him so she's not ok but she shouldn't be blamed.

Couples I love: DXC, Nortney (Courtney and Noah), Trindsay (who doesn't?) and GXG (Geoff and Gwen), BridgettexPole, Cordy (CodyxCourtney)

Couples I like: LeDunca (you can thank Winter-Rae), TxG, GwenxCody, and every couple but...

Couples I hate: Slash and Femslah, I'm not homephobic but none of the females and males go together well, I don't hate DXG but I don't like it either.

My Life: I am not continuing this story but if you want to GO FOR IT! NoahxCourtney,TrentxLindsay,GeoffxGwen

Courtney: Justin Beiber song Baby re-lyricised!. If you don't like Justin Beiber read anyway. Staring Justin Featuring Harold.

Bridgette and The Pole: Multichapter on Bridgette's seceret relationship with Peter (the Pole which I named). Bases one of my fave new couples BridgettexPole.

Total Powered Drama: 22 teens have been chosen, being on an island facing challenges and facing judgment of their fellow campers, canceled.

Of High Heels,Songs and Books: One-shot of Nourtney, what happens if Noah meets Courtney at the Library, he should keep his mouth shut thats what.

Win it all: Basiclly the same of what I did with Courtney, song is Take It Off by Kesha. Sung by Chris McLean.

Blah Blah Blah: Songfic about Heather wanting to lay guys but they won't shut up.

Chris McLean's School for the Gifted: This is what replaced Total Powered Drama with, the 22 campers plus OC's from Total Powered Drama meet up as freshmans in a high school for super powered teens.

About the DXC and DXG war... I'M SIDE DXC, DXC 4EVER!

I don't hate people who hate Courtney and DXC and love DXG and Gwen. One of my best friends is a DXG supporter. So I'm not judging you by the DXC/G war, please don't judge me.

When it comes to my stories, my main is Chris McLean's School for the Gifted, but if I'm stuck or stressed I'll either write a one-shot or a chapter On Bridgette and the Pole.

And BTW I like Gwen, we need to cut her some slack. Imagine: You are crushing on a guy who is in a relationship with someone you are friendish with (Gwen and Courtney are friendish not exactly friends). While hugging his girlfriend he has the NERVE to say something sweet to YOU. Later you are in a tiny room,he enters, you talk and he hold your hand. He leans in to kiss you and what would you do?

1. Kiss him

2. Step back (Good Luck you are in a tiny room with your crush who wants to kiss you)

3. Shout at him (Again good luck coz his lips are about to crash against yours B4 you think of anything to say)

4. Hurt him physically (Do I have to remind you he is REALLY close to you and can kiss you BEFORE you can think of this?)

So I just defended Gwen, if any other DXC fans have a problem with this. BE MATURE! Only 1 or 2 DXG people are flaming for no reason not all of them. Besides a DXG person was just acting kindly to me after I said something rude to her. THAT IS MATURATY, I WAS THE IMMATURE ONE THERE! I am proud to say Nevergoestosleep is my friend, if she's ok with that. And I might even go read a DXG story *GASP* but as long as they don't bash Courtney in it or they'll meet my Courtney side. I am a gemini wat'd u expect?

BTW is it weird to hate DXG but like DXG oneshots? But I only like the ones with no Courtney bashing :)

I am on a writer's block. I will update this week. Hopefully.

Terribly sorry for the spelling aswell. But I almost got 3 E'S! For all you americans Aussie grades only go from E (worst) to A+ (best). Three E's is bad. If I get an E in science (which I almost got one in), math or english I'm might getting kept down! So major stress aswell.

I just completed an assignment on time, hand in an over-due one and did my homework for the first time this year (I live in Australia so the year began in January). So I just wrote a one-shot on the interns called The Interns. Creative right! (Sarcasm)

Ok well I decided to not hate Gwen anymore, just her decision to break up with Trent. Once I looked into her character I saw so much more then just a Goth-gone-girly. Umm sorry but Gwen got kinda girly in season 3. She is strong,independant,smart and brave. I read a story and I realised, hey Gwen and Courtney are exactly alike, except for the whole goth and prep thing. Which is why Gwen suits Duncan more, not that I like it. But if she's like Courtney but she's goth then hey, she can be with Duncan. But that ain't my cup of coffee, I prefer a couple with arguing and those funny moments.

"Girl couldn't keep her antlers off me" Courtney then kicks Duncan where the sun don't shine.

"Watch and learn babydoll, maybe someday you'll rock as hard as me" Courtney hits Duncan with the guitar where the sun don't shine. "That hard enough, babydoll"

"What we need is a man behind the wheel"

"What we need is some tape over your mouth"

"Well if you would just listen to me-"

"Oh I'll listen when you say something worthwhile"

They glare, then they stare, then they make out.

Enough with the memories. But Gwen and Duncan are together now, DXC people this may be hard for us to do, but we have to let go. Then we can listen to all those DXC songs like

When it was me

I wouldn't change a thing

Trainwreck

Good Girls Go Bad

and all that jazz, but I suggest Good Girls Go Bad since it is more lively.

HATE DUNCAN NOT GWEN HATE DUNCAN NOT GWEN

HATE DUNCAN HATE DUNCAN

NOT GWEN NOT GWEN!

Below is stuff that involves copy&pasting.

- PLEASE READ -

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Rest in peace DuncanxCourtney... You will be greatly missed. Let us hope that one day you will return to us, brighter better and more in love than ever before. The love between you two, the unlikely pair of the delinquent and the preppy, lives on in our hearts. It lives on in our stories. It lives on in our fan art. It lives on in Camp Wawanakwa. It lives on in your wooden skull...

Don't let their love die. Copy and paste this on your profile if you will miss the fantastic pairing of Duncan and Courtney, the best of the best. Feel free to add any I might have missed, ONLY from TDI though. Their golden days.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Way more then that

3) How many houses have you lived in? If you count the one I'm living in now, 5.

4) Favorite candy bar? Picniv

5) Favorite shoes? None

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, he then yelled at me like a freakin 2 year old.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yes, well used to lost 'em

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Does school count?

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Nothing, I always lose track of my thoughts.

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop, my dog likes it also

13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini, unless you're thinking of chinese zodiac, whatever lands on whatever year I'm born on

14) What time were you born? 8:30am

15) Do you like beer? No.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, with my friends at a party, first person was at a friends house and we had to lie to his mum, second person didn't answer their phone and said "Hi it's (insert ny name) and then hung up before I could say no on the answering machine.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Saddle Club, I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE!!

18) Are you sarcastic? Hell yeah!

19) What are your favorite colors? Silver and Black

20) How many watches do you own? None

21) Summer or winter? Winter, because I was born in it.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black, it matches my hair :P

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? Niamh's place, I'm there almost every weekend

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes, she b*tchslapped ne back.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Not that I've been told.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None, it's in the caravan (used to be my bro's room, he moved out)

30) How many video games do you own? Not alot, since they were thrown out :(

31) What was your first pet? Alley, she was obviously first since she is 3 years older then me in human years

32) Ever had braces? No,

33) Do looks matter? Sometimes, they need a great personality to match though

34) Do you use chapstick? Once

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mr Groves: 8th grade homeroom teach (in Australia u r in highschool in 8th grade)

Mr Hodgsen: Drama teacher

Miss Hensler: Don't do anything except breathe and listen to her... I did something other than this and I think I almost died. But according to my sister she's nice outside of school. My sister is dating her son... awkward.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Don't have where I live

37) Are you too forgiving? Anything but

38) How many children do you want?Let me grow up first, but 2.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Like I said, none where I live

40) Favorite breakfast meal? McDonalds bacon and egg mcmuffin meal, or waffles

41) Do you own a gun? Four water guns :D

42) Ever thought you were in love? I wouldn't know if I loved someone if it hit me on the head.

43) When was the last time you cried? Don't remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Clean my room

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? What?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? First grade, I didn't mean it

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? Pig, I have others but it would give away my name, wait I am called one nickname by 2 people alot B!tch.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? What the f*ck is that?!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? My friend's dog, her name was Boo

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Kinda

57) Do you dye your hair? Yes, I dyed it red coz my mum begged me to (is it just me or is my mother/daughter relationship the wrong way around)

58) Does anyone like you? Depends what you mean by like

59) What year were you born? Not telling

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I'll give you a hint, I wasnt alive

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? Yes, used to hate myself because I used to want to be popular and hated getting teased for being wierd. I now love being wierd and crazy, and despise popular people.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Blue eyes, dark blue eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Depends what mood I'm in

67) Have you ever eaten paste? What?

68) Do you own a webcam? Laptop I own does

69) Have you ever stripped? No

70) Ever broke a bone? No

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles, have no idea what lays is

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats, dunno what Doug is

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? WTF are those?

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Never met him/her

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, she was jealous because she was fat

80) Do you own a car? No, my parents do

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

Mitchell: He is so annoying, he annoyed me 3/4 terms of a year and he almost drowned me, it's like he doesn't have anything better to do. Once somebody said I was flat chestes I said I wasn't so Mitchell looked down my shirt to see if I was right. HATE THAT MOTHER F*CKING D*YCHEBAG OF A C*NT SO F*CKING MUCH!!!!

Jaydon: Like Mitchell annoys me freackin non-stop though he backs off when he sees my anger rising (I can easily beat him up).

Emma: Her and a heap of my friends say that me and Mitchell like each other AS IF. They say we flirt, I say we argue, they say we hang out every recess, I say we try and kill each other, they say we like each other, I say hate. But the friend who says the most is Emma.

83) Do you text message often? No

84) Money or love? Money, I'm too young for love.

85) Do you have any scars? Got a scar on my pinky from a soccer ball (don't ask) got a scar on my knee from dancing with a kitten and falling on a bird cage (Kitties ok), got another scar namke knee from scooter ride, got a scar on the other knee from my dog, got a scar on my theigh same leg because of that dog, got a scar below my knee because I fell over turning a corner, got a scar on my head near the temple because I smashed my head against a corner of a cupboard.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To apologise for everything I've done

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Never seen one, other then Harry Potter but that doesn't count coz it ain't scary enough.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? WTF are those?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes, don't like the pimples that come from it though

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? WTF is that?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Mum

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My neice who lives with me, she acts like a little sister.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Can't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Can't remember

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? A guy I was friends with in 3rd grade, don't like him like that anymore, though we are still friends

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Katelyn,

100) Who was the last person that called you? Samantha

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.

TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
POST THIS AS: "17 signs your falling in love"
AND SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TONIGHT

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, my middle name is my great grandma's and my mum's middle name though.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? It's been a while...
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Heck no!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? What's the difference between lunch meat and normal meat?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I'M NOT EVEN 16 (legal age for aussie kids to 'make love') SO NO YOU FUDGING IDIOT!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on my personality, I don't get along with kids who are snobs, popular, stupid (Emma is an exception), rude disgusting or a male (friend from 3rd grade who shall remain anonymous is an exception)

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Naah (sarcasm)

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, they stopped removing tonsils because the doctors got smart and figured out it did nothing to stop tonsilitis

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Eh maybe

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Weetbix

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Nope

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not at all

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cookies and Cream

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their hair or if they're a guy or gal

5. RED OR PINK? Red, I don't like pink that much, dark coloured pinks are okay though

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My intelligence

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? This is chain mail?

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Not wearing shoes and pants is short for pantaloons which nobody wears these days.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? KFC

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Break Your Heart- Taoi Cruz. What? I'm a girl let me be one.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? What type of question is this?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Orange juice and similar stuff

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Samantha :)

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found this on a freaking profile

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I spend too much time on my laptop to care

28. EYE COLOR? Bluish green with brown near pupils, don't believe me I'll have to send you a photo

29. Do you wear contacts? Nope, I have glasses though

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Apple Sauce

n31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings are a bit annoying but scary movies aren't my cup of tea, I love comedy though.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Harry Potter, 3rd movie

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? Dark pink with a cow on it

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, birthday!

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs, only because I haven't had my first kiss yet so I don't know what a kiss feels like.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream and weetbix, not in the same bowl. I have to try that sometime

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don't know how to answer this
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Read above

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None, I prefer fanfiction

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Don't have one, I use my mouse thingy on the laptop or my mouse has nothing

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Nothing, I was too tired from the 3 nights of nothing but sleeping and shopping with my friends, talk about torture

42. FAVORITE SOUND? My dog Zeus barking, he sounds so cute

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I have never listened to a song from either, or do you mean actual stones rolling and actual bugs?

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Brisbane

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Talking fast

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Mt Isa, don't live there anymore :(

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Again I got this off somebody's profile

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 4:44pm

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. Bolded ones apply to me, stuff in brackets are my opinions.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Correction: An annoying bitch)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go t o hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (Black is an awesome colour. Plus, it matches my hair lol :P)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Wtf)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm not a homosexual, well I'm quite confused about my sexuality for the moment.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (How does this make me a player?)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I'm not a poser! I just don't like shopping and buying "Supre" and "Ice" stuff.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Okay, so one is true. Just one!)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I only eat lunch on weekends, at school I'm too busy talking to eat, plus, school never makes me hungry.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Okay so the second true one...)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (There is no such thing as a full blood Australian! It's only been around for about 200 years, everyone is at least 1/16th something!)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (I don't think I'm black, Laina is from India!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Proud to be a loser! Okay the third one that's true...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Fourth true one...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Not everyone! My crush isn't hot! My first girl crush was pretty though... SHUT IT!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I don't fit in.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Fifth one true, wow, never knew so many would be true. Most of them are bullsh*t though)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Okay, another true one.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (For the record, it takes not even a day for my hair to get greasy.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Okay we get it! Seven are true. The rest are bullsh*t!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I don't stalk cartoons.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Eighth true...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wtf!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Wow... this is surprisingly true.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (This statement is wrong.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Heck yes, I'm a loser.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. ( I don't hug trees, I run into them to see if they take me to hogwarts.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (That is so wrong!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Seriously, they were planning to shut down a hospital to build a football stadium.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I only curse while typing.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Once again, it's impossible to be a full Australian.)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Not a lesbian.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I'm not one for chain mail, but I decided to make my profile longer XD

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I'm 44% cute.

Appearance:

[x] = You have blue/green eyes. (I have both blue, green and sometimes brown and sometimes light brown that looks orange. My eye colour loves to change.)

] = You blush a lot.

] = You giggle. (I cackle like a dying hyena.)

] = You're quiet.

[x] = You say random silly things.

] = You have a baby face.

[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.

[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.

[x] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

Innocence:

[x] = You're a virgin.

] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.

] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.

[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (No comment.)

[x] = You like to cuddle.

[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.

[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Colors:

[x] = You like the color pink/light blue. (Pink is okay, but I like light blue!)

] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors. (How the fudge am I mean to know this? I just wear whatever!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

Personality:

[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.

] = You'd consider yourself shy.

[x] = You like happy upbeat music.

] = You like "Cutesy" music.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

What YOU think is cute:

[x] = You like small animals.

[x] = You like babies a lot.

[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww”

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm _% Cute"
I'm 44 percent cute. That's nice...

Story Ideas, might make into stories.

Highschool Disasters: Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, Gwen, Heather and OC's Ashlee, Katelyn, Donnika and Emma are all in for a rollercoaster ride when they all have powers. Yet almost everybody hates each other, with teenage hormones and complications will they work together and fight against evil? Will they succeed or will fate throw more issues?

Total Drama Island: My Classmates And I: Instead of the TDI cast my class will be competing for a million with my teacher as the co-host. With this class you are either best friends, friends or mega hating enemies. How will my class and I turn out, will I portray them perfectly? Will it be easy for you to find out who I really am? Too bad I won't use my real name ;)