Book ! Recommendation: Daina Gabaldon series (awesome)!

Funny Quotes:

Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack! 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup?! Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

When in doubt, shoot the wizard. ~Numair

Ross: Okay, okay. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. No, wait, wait. Unless eventually I call her, you know, just to see what's going on and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.
Joey: Way to be strong, man!

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

Phoebe: No, I definitely don't like the name Ross.
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe: Well it's just that something like this would never happen to, like, The Hulk.

Monica: Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, married a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!

Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said uh, "You don't have insurance here so stop calling us."

Rachel: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Chandler: Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they·re exctinct?
Ross: Joey, they are people!
Joey: Hey, I·m not judging!

Chandler: Cheese: milk that you chew.