Jay the Nerd Kid
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Joined 04-29-03, id: 377349, Profile Updated: 09-29-10
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Merlin.

Name: Jay. No, that's not my real name.

Age: 20-something.

Location: Australia. Specifically, tropical North Queensland. It's not nearly as nice as it sounds.


This is the ff.net account of the LJ/Dreamwidth user known as bewarethespork/jaythenerdkid.

Who am I? A writer, reader, thinker, dreamer, musician and all-around Jill-of-all-trades who occasionally writes fanfic in a (so far unsuccessful) attempt to keep the plotbunnies from taking over her brain.

What are my fandoms? Primarily Doctor Who, but I've also written for a handful of others, including Tamora Pierce's Tortall books, David Eddings' Tamuli, Merlin, How I Met Your Mother, Good Omens and more. When I first got into fandom several years ago, I wrote Harry Potter, but I've since stopped keeping up with the fandom.

What do I write? Mostly gen and some non-explicit romance. I write more explicit romance occasionally, but usually anonymously or under friends-lock. I prefer one-shots to chapterfic and character studies over plot. My prose is sometimes a subtle shade of purple. I like talking about destiny and playing with myth and fantasy archetypes in somewhat metafictive ways. (Read as: I'm a little pretentious sometimes.)

If you want overtly shippy OTP fic or uncensored smut, I'm probably not your gal. (Not that there's anything wrong with either of those styles; they're just not what I write.) If you like it when the Doctor is confronted with his destiny or when the author makes subtle jabs at the Cinderella myth, welcome!

Do I write prompts/requests? Sometimes! I often do the open prompt meme at LJ, where people can leave me a prompt in any number of fandoms and I'll write them a ficlet. I've also participated in the Yuletide fic exchange a couple of times; the fandoms I wrote for were the Tortall books and Hot Fuzz.

If, based on what you've read of my fic, you have a request for something you'd love me to write, send me a PM and I might consider it.

Where can you find me? All of my fanfic, as well as my fannish meta and other fandom-related content, is archived at my Dreamwidth journal (jaythenerdkid). Feel free to subscribe if you'd like to keep up to date with my fannish musings and other writing. If you're just interested in the fic, here's my fic tag.

I eventually post fanfic here as well, of course, but it generally takes some time. If you want to read my latest works, you're in the wrong place; this is more of a placeholder account. I've been on ff.net since I was thirteen, but the stories I wrote back then have all been deleted (with the exception of Diary of Draco, which is horrendously awful but which I remember with the vague, nostalgic fondness associated with one's school days). These days, most of my fannish activity happens at LJ and Dreamwidth, but since I know people here do read my fanfic, I try to make sure that I get around to uploading new stuff here every now and then.

Will I beta for you? Every now and then, I get a beta request from someone. So far, I haven't taken any of them. This isn't because none of them met my standards (most of them did), or because I don't like beta-reading for people I don't know (I've done it plenty of times before), but rather because I'm a very busy full-time student with the sort of extra-curricular schedule that looks good on a resume but is not very conducive to a social life. For that reason, I probably won't commit to betaing a long fic, but if you have a one-shot that's less than 5000 words long, or if you just want someone with whom you can discuss your ideas, then I'd be happy to accept, provided that the story matches my interests and you possess a certain minimum level of facility with the English language. I'm not talking great literature, here - I just mean basic things, like correct spelling, grammar and punctuation (though you don't have to be perfect - we all make mistakes at times), and a basic grasp of the meanings of words. (This may sound obvious to you, but it's amazing how many people happily bandy about thousand-dollar words without having a clue what they actually mean.)

Things I'm happy to do as a beta include proofreading and editing, helping you flesh out an idea and giving you suggestions for reworking awkward passages or finding an ending for your story when you're stuck. I won't rewrite, finish things for you or turn incoherent ideas into a polished story - those things are down to you, the author.

If you'd still like me to beta for you, you can either send me a PM or email me directly at jaythenerdkid [at] inbox [dot] com.


Avatar credit: Seventh Doctor cartoon was made by the talented redscharlach @ LJ.

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Genesis, Rewritten by Mary Pseud reviews
The Doctor, Sarah Jane and Harry land on Skaro - and a split-second decision changes the universe forever. A grim vision of what might have been.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Maybe when the Universe ends by Jed Rhodes reviews
A oneshot, where the Master is a mafia Don, the Seventh Doctor peeks his nose in, and the Tenth Doctor gets all retrospective.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cliched Subplots of Doom by fancifulpants reviews
An anthology of fanon abusive fanfiction. Exchange Students, Mary Sues, time turners, long lost twins, buff!Harry, h0t!Ron, sexy!Hermoine, snogging, cliches, repetetive plots, and the most evil being yet: Romantic Subplots! Parody much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Come Running by Flaignhan reviews
He wondered if he should just land the Tardis in the middle of her flat. She wished he'd just stop messing about and demand that she help defeat some alien presence with him. [Spoilers for LotTL]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Strange Dreams by Romana Dante reviews
John Smith is trying to grade papers late one night, but the ticking of the clock in his room is distracting him. Small scene with John Smith set during Human Nature. Spoilers for that and FOB.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
The Third of December by Flaignhan reviews
The fourth of December always feels like the longest day. Well, nearly always. [TenMartha] [Post Last of the Timelords]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
More Than Anything by Conqueror Worm reviews
.What do you want more than anything? This ONESHOT catches glimpses of interactions between Pansy and Draco, all revolving around this question. From 4th year to the end of sixth. A different portrayal of Draco. PPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Inflection by Gilded Lily reviews
[Seventh Doctor] There's something in the way he says it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Forget 900 by Laseri reviews
It had been a welcome relief to lie. Now he was going to be honest. The Doctor, coming clean with Martha and remembering home. Oneshot, Gridlock spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
New Beginnings by MADharmony reviews
Long awaited Chapter 21 is POSTED! Post OotP fanfic, 6th year and HHr romance. Harry deals with his decided future, complicated feelings about Hermione, and the return of Lord Voldemort. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,060 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
With Friends Like These by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, oneshot, from the Dangerverse. Ron fantasizes about Star Wars, putting himself and his friends into the story. But some people don't particularly like his casting... Slight HPSW xover. Now continued on fanficauthors!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Fabrications by Fain Oakenbringer reviews
SUSPENDED. The Malfoys as spies...for Dumbledore? Impossible! But of course...how else could the plan be so foolproof, so perfect? But when Draco is forced to follow in his father's footsteps, problems arise...he'd never been a big fan of the plan... AU,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter by The Flying Author reviews
The final chapter: The daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter has finally grown up. She has her own kid, her ten year Hogwarts reunion is coming up, and love had returned. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,408 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silver Lining by Emma Barrows reviews
A family secret from a fellow Gryffindor is about to be unveiled...and it isn't pretty.(Rated R for language and violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,599 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
An Old Man's Secret desires by xXx Burn My Hope xXx reviews
The long awaited 3rd chapter is here. Harry free falls from a window, Dumbledore knows how to hold his breath and is that a pink cat i see?Please read and review or else no more chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Harry P., Albus D.
Daughter of the Pearl by queen of the pearl reviews
This is about Jack's daughter and a prophecy gone wrong.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003
The Hooded People by Fain Oakenbringer reviews
A PLAY. The trio think they've hexed Malfoy, only it's not him, it's a look-alike by the name of Tom...features the author's pathetic attempts at poetry and two other dudes. (ONE SHOT)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Desperation by Josie Cate reviews
They thought they left it behind them. They thought nothing could go wrong, for them or those they thought they didn't care about and had thought they wouldn't miss. How terribly wrong they were. Before the end they will be in Desperation . . .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2004
All is fair in love, war and Quidditch by Evilgrinch reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter both fancy Ginny Weasley. Things arent always simple in life though as friendly rivalry and fantasies about a certain potions teacher get in the way of what would otherwise be a reasonably normal situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chasing Voldy by Evilgrinch reviews
My hastily written response to Kyrissaean's challenge. www.livejournal.comuserskyrissaean11880.html Can you dig it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
What Better Way Is There? by Moondoggy reviews
There are no flowers, not this time...post-ootp Remus grieves in the best way he knows how, without falling to pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Dare by SorrowfulAyame reviews
What happens when Erasa and Sharpner dare Videl to kiss Gohan? And it doesn't stop there, oh no!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,984 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Chasing Shadows by Emma Barrows reviews
Something evil is at Hogwarts...and it wants Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
so much to do in only nine short months by Josie Cate reviews
Daine and Numair are in love right? but what happens if they go too far? read, find out and review! fifth and lucky last on the way! Guy's i'm so sorry that it's taking so long but it'll be here in a few days hopefully.keep reading it's almost finished.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Owner's Manuals for Various Garth Nix Characters by Peachy Garlic reviews
Based on Theresa Green's owner's manuals for various LOTR characters. Dedicated to treanz-alyce.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004
Chasing a Shadow: The Tale of a Fugitive by Evilgrinch reviews
Set during the events of Goblet of Fire, the fugitive Sirius Black is still on the run from the law (more specifically, Kingsley Shacklebolt). CHAPTER 3 POSTED NOW! Co-starring Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Percy Gets The Job by DIY Sheep reviews
How many Doctors can you fit into a eight hundred word story? I manage eight and one bewildered actor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
Captain Sirius and the Remus by Evilgrinch reviews
All you fluff fans are in for a treat. The ultimate romantic RS epic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
OOPSIE! by Emma Barrows reviews
How many ways can you get Malfoy to scream like a girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Azkaban: A Tale of Revenge by Evilgrinch reviews
(COMPLETED) Begins with Sirius's escape from Azkaban. An epic tale set during the events of the third book, with Sirius lust for vengeance against Wormtail. Has now come to its tragic and hopefully poetic conclusion...please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,894 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fear Of Flying by Emma Barrows reviews
After a long Quidditch practice, it leaves Harry with something he'd rather not have...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Week at Capsule Corp by Linzey reviews
Capsule Corp. invites Gohan's Class to spend a week there.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,396 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Ancient Magic by Fain Oakenbringer reviews
Draco Malfoy has special powers, he has to stay with Ron and the Weasleys for the holidays groan and Lord Voldemort's trying to kill him. NO SLASH FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Out Of The Ashes by SorrowfulAyame reviews
With the return of Voldemort, all hope seems lost, until Dumbledore finds a way to bring James Potter back to life. Now what is instore for the new year as Prongs, Padfoot, and Moony take over the DADA class? Lots of fun for anyone who isn't in Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,084 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Halt! by Lady Jaida reviews
There are some things you can never tell a lover. Am revving up to maybe write another chapter of Coeur de Loupe. Do please R&R, because I need to know if I've gone off the good path, so to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Reversal by Fain Oakenbringer reviews
Draco and 'Mione, sitting in a tree, KISSING...wait that's not right. Is it? It is if Draco and Harry have accidentally taken a Potion that switches their personalities...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Men at sometime are the masters of their fate reviews
This is the story of a world where destiny tried to fulfil itself and nearly succeeded. But more importantly, it is the story of how people survived, even though a destiny they could not see tried to pull them apart.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Growing Pains reviews
The Doctor and Ace grow together; sometimes the most important changes are the ones you didn't see coming. Seven/Ace, set over a period of time between Dragonfire and the Curse of Fenric.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Remembrance reviews
There is a blank space in her memory where a year should have been. Donna-fic, with huge spoilers for all of S4, especially the finale. If you don't know what happens, don't read. Rated T for character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008
Mirror Image reviews
The Doctor is haunted by a phantom from his future. Seventh Doctor, cameos from the Eighth and Ninth Doctors, mentions of Mel and Ace; Rated K for dark themes
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Moving On reviews
1913: Martha realises that moving on is how the Doctor survives. One-sided Ten/Martha with spoilers for everything up to Human Nature/Family of Blood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Waiting reviews
The Doctor waits for a phone call; Martha finds the courage to make it. Set after Last of the Time Lords, so obvious spoilers for the end of S3. Hints of Ten/Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Madness and the Void reviews
1969fic: Martha watches as emptiness takes the Doctor and wonders if the same is happening to her. Spoilers up to and including Blink. Implied TenMartha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Belief reviews
Oneshot: My take on what happened after Snape and Malfoy disappear from the scene in HBP. Rated T for implied SeverusLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder reviews
Oneshot: In which Remus looks in the mirror and remembers when things were different. Set after the initial fall of Voldemort but before PoA. [Still undergoing revision, so please R&R with concrit and suggestions!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Remus L.
Diary of Draco reviews
Draco reveals all on life, friends and strange noises...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Draco M., Voldemort
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