Hello, Helloooo, testing testing. Is this thing on?
Taps Microphone
(Massive feedback)
Hey! Hello! Howya doin? Is anybody here from Queens?
(two people raise there hands)
Hey! Well thats great! Cause guess what folks?
(Anticipated Silence)
I don't give a shit!
(Crowd gasps)
Yep simply put I dont give a goddamned shit.
Here, let me put it simply... I write stories okay? and my stories
cover some of the following:
Death
Suicide
Rape
Murder
Gore
Romance
Anger
Hatred
Violence
Homosexuality
Genocide
Racism
Sex
Self-Mutilation
Drugs
Alcahol
The Apocolypse (If I can somehow fit it in)
ETC. In other words what ever little taboo,sin or evil meniacal
sadisdic shit your mind could think of that causes projectile vomit
amongst yourself and a congregation of born again christians.
(somebody child crying in the audience)
Believe me kids Im a really sick individual when it comes to my stories
cause in my stories I don't sugar-coat, I tell you the truth of how
life really works or how my twisted delusional mind percieves it to
work. Whatever. On the whole Im a nice guy, really I am, but I just get
really deep and dirty with my stories. So just a word of warning to
anybody reading my work, especially as well as Fanfiction.com, if you
can't deal with the shit I write, DONT READ IT!
'Nuff said
pulls out a really big chainsaw
(Screams over the roar of the chainsaw)
NOW IF YOU ALL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO FEED LAST NIGHTS VICTIM TO A
HOMELESS CHILDRENS SHELTER!
Walks off stage