STORY EDIT: Fetch! is now taken off Fanfiction because of the loss of my hard drive, and recent inactivity. I apologise to Crimson1 and anyone reading this who was following the story.

Hey, guys! Thanks for taking the time to go to my profile. Even if it's just a glance, it means that I was worth the click and five seconds of your life.

My personality tends to swing quite a bit; happy and excited on the Internet, but timid, oblivious, and slightly pessimistic in real life. Either way, I tend to leap before I think, and that tends to set people off. I am an avid gamer, but I'm not usually fond of many recent games. My tastes run towards the classic and epic categories, like the original Kirby's Dream Land, the first ten Final Fantasy, and I've even got a copy of Megaman for the gray GameBoy. I'm notorious for my incredibly open mind. My favored pairing list (see below) is long, confusing, and has the potential to start a small war between hardcore shippers. I've practically lost my muse for drawing, but I've taken to writing. I may not be the best, but I nitpick the hell out of my grammar now. You'll notice that my older stories have the worst typos, but I assure you that I had no way of spell checking via computer, I was young and stupid, and didn't know such things as OpenOffice existed. I'm also a huge yaoi fan, but that doesn't mean I don't ship straight or yuri.

I also have my own Tumblr! I post all of my little drabbles there, and you can find some things that I won't be posting here on FF, mostly for the reason that they're all fairly x-rated.

You can also find me at Livejournal, which is much easier to navigate if you're looking for a specific story of mine. I have things sorted by rating, fandom, character, and universe, but if you still can't find anything, please let me know! I allow anon comments, as well, because I know some people may not have or want accounts.

Things I Like
Books, video games, drawing, writing, most music, and some movies. I also collect those little Voodoo dolls made of yarn and string. I'd like to make one of my own one day.

Things That I Could Tear to Pieces
Most female characters (something about them just ticks me off for no reason, and others are just plain bitchy, like FFXII's Ashe), video games based on sports, unnecessary sequels, and my ex-boyfriend, who threw a tantrum just because I was always on call for babysitting my cousins and couldn't always come over. Grammatically, I can stand most things, but I do backflips and flip tables when someone tries to spell 'definitely' as 'defiantly.' I fly off the deep end when this happens evey time.

Mary Sues and OCs
I hate Mary Sues/Gary Stus. Hands down, they are my ultimate pet peeve. I don't care if Annalee Patricia Daggerheart is Chris Redfield's 'long lost sister', or if she's the fourteenth Wesker child, even though there's clearly only thirteen known, and the vast majority of them are dead, including those unnamed. If they don't belong, then they don't belong. OCs, however, are always welcome with me, so long as they are not the main focus of the plot or, if they are, they're not charming every other person into falling in love with them. I also completely support OCs based on characters that were only referenced and given no name/personality, etc. People like the KNOWN Wesker children would be totally cool with me.

My Take on Resident Evil
Resident Evil is an interesting topic for me. I used to be terrified of the game because I could never handle the controls properly, and I'd die within the first few minutes or just turn the GameCube off when I gave up. I own 0, REmake, 2, 3, and 4 for the GameCube, and I hope to get 5 once I get the shiny black Xbox we got when we switched phone companies. I'm a big fan of RE5's game play, but the storyline sucked shit. The ending is probably the worst ending I've ever seen. It's not the fact that Wesker dies, but the fact that Sheva was the one who helped Chris, not Jill like it should have been. Capcom also went cheap and decided to blow him up with double rocket launchers. The things may be epically awesome during game play, but using it for the final boss of the series and killing him in one hit is just anti-climatic for me. Jill's disappearance is also complete bullshit. I think it was poorly done, and the fact that they put her disappearance in the same game that she 'reappears' in just screams "NOVICE" at me. Don't get me wrong, I loved the concept of Wesker experimenting on her and using her for his plans, but they should have put Spencer's estate in a completely separate game to add to the tension.

Things That I Ship
Anything that has more than two pairings means that I ship any combination of them, all of them at the same time, or both.

Zack/Cloud/Angeal/Genesis/Sephiroth, Yuffie/Vincent, Vincent/Lucrecia, Vincent/Cid, Vincent/Cid/Reno, Rufus/Reno (FFVII)
Seifer/Squall/Irvine/Zell, Seifer/Selphie, Zell/Selphie (FFVIII)
Lloyd/Zelos/Colette/Sheena, Raine/Regal, Raine/Sheena, Lloyd/Presea (Tales of Symphonia)
Chris/Wesker/Jill, Chris/Leon, Chris/Billy/Rebecca, Josh/Jill, Carlos/Jill, Leon/Krauser, Wesker/Excella, Claire/Steve, Claire/Leon (Resident Evil)
Falkner/Morty, Steven/Ruby, Red/Male!Green, Gold/Silver/Crystal, Platinum/Riley, Diamond/Pearl/Platinum (Pokemon)

Future Fics

I am a Pirate

Resident Evil
Romance/Adventure
Side Note: Based off a drabble I wrote that was prompted by DaggerArcadia, and written as a oneshot by request of Siberian74.
Swept off his feet by the stern Captain of the Borderline, Christopher finds himself caught in a mess of emotions as he struggles to deal with a life of piracy, and finds that it's not at all what it seemed to be.