Hi,

I'm PyqaFanGirl and I like warm hugs!!

Bio:

- Pyqa has an average height.

- Pyqa has many nationalities. She has British, Pakistani, Chinese, American blood. (also Malaysian and German)

- Pyqa is a dreamer (I've dream of having my own eight legged horse)

- Pyqa lives inside a rabbit's den and eats bears.

- Pyqa has dark brown hair with white streaks.

- Pyqa is the second child.

- Pyqa was raised in an Asian culture.

Personality:

- Pyqa is lazy.

- Pyqa is always sleeping.

- Pyqa is loud.

- pyqa is addicted to anime manga.

- When strangers meets Pyqa for the first time, they think he/she's a goth or emo.

- Pyqa is a certified forever alone.

- Pyqa always sleeps during class and always gets hit with a Dracula by King Kong in the head.

- Pyqa is very, VERY ticklish.

- Pyqa is always laughing like a madman.

- Pyqa loves the smell of rain.

- Pyqa doesn't like to have a special relationship with anyone since she thinks it's a waste of time and money and it's a pain in the ass.

- Pyqa is nice until someone pisses her off.

- Pyqa is caring until she gets mad at that one person and she pretends they don't even exist anymore.

- Pyqa is gullible but is a huge liar and a good actress.

- Pyqa also has a second personality. (She can be light, positive and cheery around other people (the original). She can also be dark, evil and selfish when she is alone.) So be careful with her. Her second personality tends to bite people, but her original personality keeps it at bay.

The things that ticks me off.

I hate people that objects to gay people. This is the 21st century!! Get over it! So what if they fall in love with a person of the same sex? So what if they decide to get married and adopt a child? That's a good thing. For the kids in the orphanage to have a family. Even though the family is a bit rag-tag but there's a reason why they took them in. So they can feel like a normal family. There are children that love both their dads and moms. But it doesn't mean that they'll be gay too. Think it through, use your brain!! Gay also means happy. So let them be happy or leave them alone and stop nosing other peoples' business!! These people are humans too you know. If you can't deal with your own straight relationship than stop ruining other peoples' relationship!!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

Your fears:

Ballons...oh gawd they're saitan's fart bubbles!!

Do you swear:

AAwww Fuck yes!!

Do you sing:

Mostly yes. I sing at any chance I get.

Do you shower daily:

What kind of shit question is that!!! Of course duuhh!!

Do you behave yourself:

When I feel like behaving...

Do you get motion sickness:

On swings, roller coasters, on a ferris wheel, and sometimes in the car.

Do you think your attractive:

Well... I have an attractive personality... I guess. I'm kinda weird. But whatever. Physically however, no. I hate my body.

Are you a health freak:

Hides six packs of mars in the fringe...maybe...not...

Do you get along with your parents:

I rarely talk to them...I sometimes never make eye contact with them...sometimes they're complete strangers in the house.

Do you like thunderstorms:

Yes. Yes I do. But I hate lightnings...*Shudders*

What do you want to be when you grow up:

A cartoonist and/or a writer /or maybe a lecturer...

What country do you want to visit the most:

Mostly England ... then maybe in U.S.A and probably go to Mexico!!!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

You know you're an author when...

You talk to yourself.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like your talking to another person.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs."

You live your life off of sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your email everyday of the week for one week, and then disappear off of the face of the earth the next.

Your emails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance

Another one of those wonderful Copy and Paste thingamabobs:

If you love ninjago, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to be alone all the time, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend all your time locked up in your room doing nothing but playing on your computer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate school, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy (-o-), paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

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fav Quotes: If they can't handle me even when I'm at my worst, then they're not good enough for me...

Fav movie lines (and the characters) :

Treasure Planet : Jim : How that happend?

: Silver : You gave up a few things. Chasing a dream.

: Silver : You got the makings of greatness in ya, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it. No matter the squads.

Harry Potter : Harry: How does it feels like? Dying?

Sirius: It feels faster than falling asleep."

: MIB: K: You wanna know how I live such a happy life?

I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to."

Jurassic Park III: DR. Grant : With the best intentions...Some of the worst things imaginable happens with the best intentions..."

MRS.Kirby: "This is how they make dinosaurs?

DR.Grant:... No. This is how you play God."

"When you're good at something...don't do it for free..."

Jurassic Park II: "Rope! Anything else?!

Yeah a double cheese burger with everything on it!

No onions on mine!!

Yeah and one apple turn-over!!"

Priest: Black Hat:"If you're not committing sins, you're not having fun.."

"You and I are friends. You smile, I smile...You cry I cry...You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge. I'm gonna miss your texts."

"A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to hit him and a spade to bury him.”

“We live in a society where pizza gets here faster than the police.”

“Life isn't about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”

“I always arrive late to work. I make up for it by leaving early.”

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!”

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important.”

“I am your WIFE. I am the GREATEST GOOD you will ever have!”

"All you need is faith, trust, and pixie dust."

"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."

"There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day."

"Magic Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest one of all"

"To infinity…and beyond!"

"I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea"

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Oh, so they have Internet on computers now"

"Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems"

"I'm Batman!"

SEME'S:

Zoro

Harry

Claude

Steve

Thor

Sasuke

Kevin

Black Hat

Sherlock (BBC)

Neville

Dipper

Zane

Derek Hale

Ezio Auditore

Altair

Smaug/Thorin

Dean

Sam

Wesker

UKE'S:

Sanji

Draco

Sebastian

Tony

Loki

Naruto

Ben

Priest

John (BBC)

Draco

Norman

Cole

Stiles Stilinski

Leonardo Da Vinci

Malik

Bilbo

Castiel

Gabriel

Chris

Random Shit...

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I tried being normal...Worst two minutes of my life...

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I've been to the dark side, man. They lied about the cookies...

Yeah? Well screw the cookies, the dark side has YAOI

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do." :D

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! :3

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a Bitch, well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not saying that I hate you. It's just that if I were stuck in a room with you, Bin Ladin and Hitler and with a gun in my hand with two bullets I'd shoot you. Twice.

I don't need an anger management. I need everyone managing not to piss me off!!

You said that you don't want drama in your life and yet you post your problems in facebook and using their names and you get more drama. Are you a special kind of stupid?

I'm not saying that I hate you. It's just that if you were hit by a truck then I am the driver.

I'm not saying that I hate you. It's just that if you were on fire and I have a glass of water, I would drink the water.

hated couples

harry/ron (hello... best mates... ring a bell?)

harry/cedric (cedric is already like a slut (to me))

harry/hermione (again... best friends... are you mad?)

harry/cho (ok... a hero and a bitch... doesn't sound right)

harry/ginny (hero worship relationships sucks)

harry/lucius (hello... lucius is good looking i agree, but he's old enough to be his father!)

harry/severus (again... father figure)

harry/voldemort (may i vomit? ill be back)

harry/sirius (father figure attraction.)

harry/neville (Neville only wants draco!!)

draco/ginny (hell no! Draco hates weasels and red hairs!)

draco/hermoine (never ... they would never work out)

draco/snape (father figure!!! disgusting...)

draco/blaise (best mates as in friends!!)

draco/pansy (eeww she's clingy enough)

draco/ron (*pukes* thanks a million!)

Couples I can sometimes agree on (only if draco bottoms) :

neville/draco

cedric/draco

oliver/draco

Blaise/ginny

blaise/pansy

pansy/hermoine

lupin/sirius

lucius/snape

snape/lupin

I'm a Ravenclaw!!!! WO-ho!!!

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x] Sports suck.

[x] You’re shy.

[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[x] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay.

[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

[x] you look up to people who are better than you.

[x]You sometimes wait for people to notice you while you stand there being invisible.

[x]you hate fights and hate being in the fights.

TOTAL: 12

which on do you think yours is? (the x's also represents a bit of myself)

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] Football is amazing.

[ ] Black is a cool color.

[x] You’ve lied about something serious.

[x] You’re a very deep person.

[ ] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[x] You like metal.

[x] They make school seem more important than it is.

[x] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x] You have trust issues.

[x] Guilty until proven innocent

TOTAL: 10

HUFFLEPUFF:

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot.

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[x] Politics suck.

[ ] You love to swim.

[ ] Water polo is awesome.

[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.

[ ] You’re an optimist.

[ ] You’re completely straight edged.

[ ] You’re very emotional.

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.

[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 4

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[x] You have a lot of friends.

[x] You get along with everyone.

] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

[ ] You love soccer.

[ ] You love baseball.

[x] You’re into writing and art.

[x ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.

[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.

[ ] Good grades at school.

] One of the worst things you can do is lie.

[x] You plan on going to college/university.

TOTAL: 7

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. (I hate this one ... this world is already tired of our shits, like throwing babies in garbage and shit ... so legalize gay marriage!!)

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

OF COURSE I DON'T BELIEVE MUCH OF THIS CRAP... GAY ALSO MEANS HAPPY... SO LET THEM BE HAPPY ... IT AIN'T A CRIME *SHRUGS*

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"