pharmakonhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon. Interviewer: So what would you say is your greatest weakness? Me: Hmmm. I'd say it's my honesty. Interviewer: I don't see how that's a weakn-- Me: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY Stories: Stories of the Wilderness: A Champion quits her job to travel the world and start a blog- but just because she's given up on high-stakes adventure doesn't mean high-stakes adventure has given up on her. IN PROGRESS. Last Ditch Effort: A young girl fails a grade, gives up on everything, and decides to become a Pokemon trainer so she'll have accomplished something in her life. Like in all Pokemon trainer stories, things escalate much farther than a new trainer would think. IN PROGRESS. Chasing the Gods: A shiny hunter is blackmailed into hunting down every one of the known Legendary Pokemon for a criminal organization. As the stakes rise, however, she has to ask herself: is there a way she can get out of this? Or will she have to sacrifice everything to preserve the balance of the world? IN PROGRESS. |
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Grayscale by Uninspired Heap reviews
Two years past Team Plasma's raid on the Unova League, the region enjoys a time of peace. To Rosa, however, peace means nothing without her precious brother, who remains lost. On her quest to find him, she is joined by Nate, a whimsical but mysterious foreigner, and Hugh, a headstrong trainer aspiring for strength. (IMG Credit: Namie-Kun)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/5 - Rosa/Mei, Nate/Kyouhei, Hugh/Hyuu, Colress/Akuroma
Scattered Light (UltraMoon Wonderlocke) by Timelugia reviews
After failing her Kanto league challenge, Karma moves to Alola and gets the chance to participate in the Island Challenge. However due to crimes she committed in Kanto, she is unable to catch Pokemon. Legally, that is.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 9/8/2018
Electric Sheep by Minty Electronica reviews
It's fifty years after the downfall of Team Plasma, and Door Hornbeam hates what the Unova League has become: a Disneyfied version of itself full of literal robots. But when she saves the amnesiac Geist, the reluctant partners are forced to undertake a journey to uncover a conspiracy involving Door's family, a robot-worshipping cult, and a long-dead scientific genius.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,230 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Lanette/Mayumi, Audino/Tabunne, OC
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 359,097 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Making It Big by An Author's Pen reviews
Because if a rattata can do it, so can I. So can anyone.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,721 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/3/2014 - OC, Rattata/Koratta
Old, New, Borrowed, Blue by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Antonio and Lovi are getting married! Of course, this is Pleasantville, so things aren't going to go smoothly at all. What would be the fun in that? Gen!flip AU. Part of the Pleasantville Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 172,235 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/10/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, France, Prussia, Spain
The Pidgey King by Motherflipping Oak reviews
It's not easy being a trainer when no matter where you go, you soon attract an army of pidgeys to chase after you. Still, Alex learns that maybe his curse isn't always a bad thing...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Pidgey/Poppo, OC - Complete
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
C H I L L E D by Prin Pardus reviews
The first chill of leafbare is the most deadly; it is this chill that kills more than any other. The first betrayal is the most damaging; it is the act that shatters bonds of trust and kinship, crushing even the strongest heart, tearing Clans apart.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 522,217 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
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Last Ditch Effort reviews
A high achiever fails a class, gives up on everything, and decides to become a Pokemon trainer so she'll have done something with her life. Things don't go quite as she expected.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Ledyba/Rediba, OC
Tomb
The crypt is well preserved despite its sunken state.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Published: 8/10 - Zoroark, OC
Chasing the Gods reviews
A shiny hunter is blackmailed into hunting down every one of the known Legendary Pokemon for a criminal organization. As the stakes rise, however, she has to ask herself: is there a way she can get out of this? Or will she have to sacrifice everything to preserve the balance of the world?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/5/2018 - Glaceon/Glacia, Pidgeot/Pigeot, OC
Stories of the Wilderness reviews
A Champion quits her job to travel the world and start a blog- but as tensions rise and a new party comes into power in Unova, can she afford to stay by the sidelines?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 11/15/2018 - OC, Sylveon