Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life today... (Extract- moved to wattpad. See my profile for details.)

One night, Turbo went to bed in frustration, wondering what he could possibly do about that Road Blasters game. When he woke up, thirty years had passed. He was told that he'd nearly died when Turbo Time was unplugged and had now been reformatted for use in a new game called Sugar Rush...but people are treating him strangely, and he feels like there's something he can't remember...

A rewrite of Season 4 to include Rose. Sequel to 'Through Trials and Tribulations'. Rose and the Doctor continue their journey through the stars… But it seems the universe has a message for the new couple and their friend Donna. Something big is coming... but what?

An AU story. What if Rose stayed with the Doctor through Doomsday? What will they do stuck in 1969 without the TARDIS? A reworking of Blink, from season three.

"Barry, will you stay until I fall asleep?" Barry helps a drunk Caitlin fall asleep. Set in 1x12. Barry/Caitlin.

Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU

Six years had gone by. Six years since he had the surgery, and six years since she left him. She planned they would never meet again, but what happens when fate decides to lend a hand and he's in her life again? More importantly, will he remember her at all? Sequel to Repairing the Past. -AU- ORS, CS, IS, PS.

In which Henry attempts to explain his crazy family to his girlfriend. Oh, and she doesn't know they are fairy tale characters. Captain Swan, Snowing, Tinkerfire, Outlaw Queen, Rumpbelle, Snowing.

Part II of the Doctor & Clara's story: With mysteries everywhere they go, the Doctor and Clara try to find the answers. The biggest mystery by far is that of a a woman almost as impossible as the Impossible Girl herself. The Doctor has his suspicions which seem to be confirmed, but that only creates more questions which doesn't help them when the Darkness begins to get closer...

Felicity Smoak encounters a new enemy, this time in the form of the engagement ring currently stuck on a very important finger.

The ship was going to crash and the TARDIS was no longer an option of escape. Rose Tyler's life was at stake and for the Doctor that made things very, very simple. A Voyage of the Damned rewrite. Follows directly after the final chapter of The Old Team.

What would it have been like if Rose hadn't ended up trapped in the other universe at the end of Doomsday? Will she keep her promise of forever? Or will forces beyond their control end up separating the Doctor and Rose for good? My version of series 3 with Rose.

"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.

The Doctor brings Reinette along for an adventure in the TARDIS, ignoring the ramifications it might have both personally and historically. As the TARDIS crew gets separated and caught up in a violent civil war, true natures come out, betrayals flare like super-novas and the truth gets somewhere lost along the way. Can Mickey and the Doctor save Rose before it's too late?

When Rose and the Doctor get separated in an alien marketplace, she decides to wait for him in the TARDIS.

In which the Doctor and Clara don't go on that many adventures, eat the odd souffle and snog. Quite a bit. A series of 11/Clara oneshots.

Five years after Doomsday, Rose Tyler is the Defender of the Earth in every sense of the word. But when she receives some shocking news, it might be time to find a way across the universes. A tale about friendship, love, growing up and coming home. Reunion fic. Set post series 2. AU

Blue,an average girl from Sevii is sent to boarding school where she meets new friends, new enemies, and a jerk named Green.They'll hate each other's guts, but can love blossom out of that hate?Shippings:Oldrival,mangaquest,frantic,special,one-sided lucky

Ten x Rose one-shot with a jealous Time Lord and a flirty Rose

Clara had promised to keep him hidden. She'd promised to stay with him. Navigating America in 1948 hasn't been so hard, but navigating John Smith's emotional ups and downs has. And can she keep her third promise and still stay safe herself? Human Nature AU.

"Stories are the wildest things of all. Stories chase and bite and hunt."―Patrick Ness, (A Monster Calls). It's Wednesday & the Doctor is preparing to collect Clara for more adventures. However, this time it's Clara who has a surprise for him. Nothing is as it seems as the Doctor tries to keep one step ahead when he discovers he's not the only one with an interest in Clara Oswald.

"But no one is in control of time. Not really." A brief conversation between the Doctor and Clara leads to the Maitland's acquiring a week-long visitor. A visitor who happens to know very little about domestic life.

AU story. Rose Tyler can't believe her luck when the Director of Marketing for Tardis Toys wants to hire her for their product testing department. Life at Tardis Toys is never dull, especially when Rose meets one of their mad toy developers, the Doctor.

"She was Clara Oswald and she knew who she was. She was the sole keeper of a very old and very lonely Time Lord's memories." Clara recovers from the events of Trenzalore. Spoilers for The Name of the Doctor.

Clara comes down with the flu and the Doctor makes good use of his chosen name.

"Are you seriously telling me that I invented the soufflé?" Clara and the Doctor do a little bonding and baking in 19th century France.

It won't be so bad being stuck on a submarine with the Doctor for two weeks, right? After all, Clara finds him suddenly all affectionate and attentive which she very much approves of. Only things don't stay that way and the longer they're stuck down there, the more confusing he becomes. Just what is going on in his head?

Rose Tyler is stuck in a Saturday detention with 4 other students including John Smith, the notorious troublemaker. Can the events of one day change them from complete strangers to friends or maybe more? AU of the Breakfast Club, but can also be read as just a normal school AU if you haven't seen the film.

Sometimes, Clara reasoned that it was better to just not ask questions. Especially when meeting with past travelers and a second Doctor.

Clara wanders into the control room looking for the Doctor, but instead finds the TARDIS' Voice Interface.

When the Doctor disappears, Martha stumbles upon someone who can help her find him. His past regeneration. But when they do find him, only one person can help him. And they have no idea where she is. Can they find Rose Tyler before the Doctor is killed? Rose / 10, Martha, 5th Doctor, Jack.

"...And when he dies and becomes a new man...the new man sees an opportunity to see his beloved Rose again. So he goes back to a time where she doesn't even know him, and helps her with her homework. And he falls in love all over again. Because that's how special you are, Rose Tyler. You're worth more than all the stars in the universe to him…to me."

Part I of the Doctor & Clara's story: He suffered losses which hurt him but when he met Clara, she helped him move on. With her, he managed to take control of his life and live the way he'd always dreamt of. With her, he was happy again. Now they travel together but are followed by many mysteries surrounding Clara and another woman with many names. Will they figure it out in time?

" - you've left a space for him!" Mycroft persists, waving a hand at the empty spot next to his brother. Sherlock furrows his brow and glances furtively to the left, eyeing the empty cushion beside him. "Honestly, brother, I figured you'd not be so blind about this kind of thing, but do I truly have to spell it out for you?"

The Doctor & Jack are stranded in London and, based on the Doctor's alien gifts, open a psychic detective agency. When an old serial killer comes out to play, it's up to our heroes and DI Rose Tyler to play his deadly game before any more lives are lost

Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x

"You'd make a great plush toy. You're all cute and squishy." Marshall Lee figured why not, he's already teased her once, might as well rile the adventuress up some more. "I would cuddle you all day long," he sneered. She gave him a dirty look. "I am not your plush toy." FioLee, one-shot, complete. R&R. Happy Holidays everyone!

Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.

Jane thinks she might be pregnant. How will Thor and the other avengers handle the news? Fluff story, set after the Avengers. Thor/Jane with mentions of Tony/Pepper and Natasha/Clint. Dedicated to my best friend who inspired me to write this: Katie

Unexpected guests arrive at the wedding of Rose Tyler and the meta-crisis Doctor John Smith. Humor, romance, a bit of angst. 10.5/Rose T 11/Rose T NOW UPDATED

"How about we have a battle right now?" May smirked and turned her head slightly to the side to face him. "Alright, why not? I'll volunteer us right now." She began to raise her hand, but Drew pulled it back down. "I want to make it more fun, though," he told her, and she cocked an eyebrow at him, urging him to go on. "If you lose, you'll have to travel with me after graduation."

Marshal has always had feelings for Fionna but as the time draws near, will he be able to confess them?

Marceline and Finn are about to go on a Triathlon Date—as friends, they insist—when Marceline's dad pops up and gives Finn a "friendly" lecture. After the talk, Finn and Marceline continue on their date, but complications arise...Finn/Marceline, not the best summary in the world

Pepper finally meets the rest of the Avengers, and they have an important question for her.

Toboe promised himself he'd find them all again, but never imagined that he'd be the one to compromise that promise, or even forget he'd made it.

A simple summer school-funded journey around Hoenn with a few strangers from class seems simple enough, right? Let's just forget about the human-pokémon on the loose and the possibility of aliens. The love-sick leader can handle it all, right? Takes place in the future, complete OC story. Completed.

After being rejected my Gumball, Fionna is comforted by the Vampire King, but something changed them that rainy night.DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own this story, was inspired by a comic from Deviantart, comic written by Mizz-Chama. No hate mail please!

She tastes like strawberries. FioLee.

Even her plushie is clumsy enough to fall into a river. The boy shook his head, the smile returning on his face. "I might have slept, curled around it, in my sleeping bag..." May whispered, her voice barely audible. Contestshipping oneshot.

Pepperony/Avengers. Tony Stark can handle anything except for the woman he fell in love with. When the irresistible force meets the immovable object, sparks are sure to fly.

She's not the same naïve girl from London, and he's no longer a Lord of time and space. But together they're paving their way down the slow path, rediscovering wonders along the way. A series of "firsts" in the life of Rose and her new new new Doctor.

John gets injured and Sherlock decides to take care of him. Johnlock.

The Dimension Cannon's working, but the last place Rose expected to land was Herefordshire in 1913.

When rain falls over Aaa everyone is peaceful and asleep, except Fionna. What will happen when a certain Vampire King comes for a visit and bids her sweet dreams? Rated T/Fiolee/Oneshot

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

In which Amy does some Discovering. Revised as of 9/25/17

Logically, Greg knows that he has no claim to Rose Tyler's affections, and no reason to want to wring her boyfriend's scrawny neck every time he sees them together. Unfortunately, logic seems to have very little to do with it.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Detective Inspector Lestrade had thought he had seen it all. That is, until he sees just how jealous Sherlock has become of anyone who even dared look at John. Pre-slash. Hints of Anderson/John and Dimmock/John

Rose and the Doctor wake to find themselves being detained once again. The atmosphere and tension levels soon change when they realize their captors' intentions.

Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?

Valentine's Day is here again in Aaa and Fionna just wants to be Prince Gumball's valentine. Right? Or does she want a certain Vampire King instead? One-shot, complete, please R&R! FxM. Had to be re-uploaded because of FF issues

Tohru has a date and Kyo is not happy about it, lets see what he dose about it one-shot

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

May looked up at the boy. He had grown to be a head taller than her and if she stood really close to him, her nose would fit right into the base of his neck perfectly. Not that she had actually thought of doing that of course. Or did she? Contestshipping

Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!

Fionna and The Vampire King have their first real date alone together at the beach. Not the best place for a sun-allergic undead boy and a deathly thalassophobic girl, but hey, Fionna's wearing a bikini! Major Fluff / One-shot / Fionna X Marshal Lee

A strange sickness has infected nearly everyone in Ponyville. It seems there is no hope for a cure - until Twilight stumbles across a strange blue box...

The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.

Ten firsts in Max and Fang's life, starting from when they were kids in the School. Tenth Chapter: The First Story. Rated T for slight language in later chapters.

Ice King is so rude. This is my opinion of what happened before he interrupted.

"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.

Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?

"I don't have to know you well to know how to piss you off."- Dash is trying to piss Danny off. Can Danny take it? Or will he snap?

"I'll go easy on you since you're human," he smirked smugly. She scoffed. "Puh-lease! Give me all you got Vampire King and I'll show you how easy it won't be." "Feisty Fionna." The two held their swords and pointed them at each other. "Ready?" AU FxM

Rose catches an Alien virus and the Doctor takes her back to Jackie's flat so they can both look after her. Jackie soon sees how much her daughter means to the Doctor and how happy he makes Rose. Oneshot. Ten/Rose.

After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...

Three-shot. Angel and Nudge have a plot to get Max and Fang together that involves princesses, storytime, stencils, and their own original book. Will it work? Or will Max just freak out again, like she always does? Review please! and Merry Christmas! TMI

Thor challenges Loki to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane just wants to eat her pasta. Sequel to "Somewhere In Between."

After a victory, the Avengers decide to go to the nearest burger joint for a celebration. Thor inadvertently divulges relationship problems with Jane to his fellow teammates, launching into a once in a lifetime super hero relationship roundtable.

AU Inu/Kag Inuyasha is sentenced to do community service hours for ten weeks. He sees the same girl everyday, but the problem is: she can't see him. In fact, she can't see anything.

She knows he's going to be the death of her one day. But now she knows that he's also going to be the one to bring her back to life.

Drew liked roses. Each color had a different meaning; each color could be used to convey a message. And that was exactly what he used them for. Contestshipping One-shot

Four boys. Four girls. One house. There's a habit of getting together with the people in your house and Drew ponders how that will end up. Contestshipping! Oneshot.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Valentines Day Special! Tohru gets flowers from someone on valentines day. Each has a special meaning. But what does the last one mean? Kyo and Tohru get a surprise in the school's yearbook. I don't own Fruits Basket.

Set during the Sound of Drums. I loved that episode, as well as the Last of the Time Lords. This, however, bypasses the second episode of the two-parter, picking up just after the activation of the Paradox machine. Ten/Rose

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

John and Sherlock are trapped for the night in the cold and have to share body heat to stay warm. Mild slash, mostly fluffy.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

A Fruits Basket Regency Romance. Exhausted fugitive Tohru Honda stumbles upon a stranger who offers her shelter in his home-which turns out to be a mansion filled with people who remind her of different animals. What's a young lady to do?

Where John gets a cat because he is feeling lonely, much to Sherlock's displeasure. But just what are Sherlock's real motives for hating the cat? Hilarity ensues...

Mrs. Hudson decides to play matchmaker for her tenants. Mrs. Hudson's pov. John/Sherlock, very light slash.

"...in that moment, it's just like it always was – the Doctor and Rose, together, in perfect understanding – the way it's supposed to be." Eleven runs into Rose while she's trying to find the Doctor in Series 4. Eleven/Rose.

An alternate take on Journey's End where the Doctor is the one to touch the jar containing his spare hand, which results in the creation of a fully Time Lord Doctor number Eleven. Eventually leads to a chance at a happy ending for the Tenth Doctor and Rose. A first foray into writing, series now re-edited and slightly revised. **1st in As It Should Be series**

Rose/Ten II. When she was pressed tight against him later, drooling slightly on his bare chest in her sleep, the Doctor reflected that only Rose Tyler could possibly manage to say 'I want to have sex with you' by presenting him with socks, of all things.

A 10-Step Guide to Living With Your Not-Quite-Time-Lord Man. Rose/Ten II. Things never go quite as intended as Rose and the Doctor get used to living everyday life together. Still, Rose wouldn't have it any other way.

Rose slipped through a hole in the universe and was reunited with Jack in modern-day Cardiff. So what happens when the Doctor and Martha make a pit stop? Sequel to my story Pawns in the Game

A jealous wizard is scarier than a narcissist one. And well, Howl is both. Howl X Sophie, Rated T

A series of "firsts" for Pepper and Tony. Movieverse. Pepperony, eventually. Please note rating change. Complete.

Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.

The Doctor and Rose arrive at Jackie's flat before the ghosts start showing up in Army of Ghosts. Oh, what a difference two months can make. Not just a rewrite of Doomsday - more of a complete reworking. AU. TenRose. DoctorWhump.

When a famous teen heartthrob attends a public highschool in Washington, all of the girls go crazy - except for one. She drives the celebrity insane, so he decides that he won't leave her alone. After all, every last girl in the school MUST be in the palm of his hand. Will these 2 ever stop going at each other's throats? Or is there something lying behind the insults and stammers?

Kyou, in his cat form, finds that the only way to get inside his home is through Tohru's window. After getting stuck under the bed, Tohru comes in wearing just a towel. What will happen if she finds him? What if he transforms? My first KyouxTohru fluff

Who needs Cinderella? Tohru's daughter finds stories about her parents much more interesting. Kyo/Tohru

Then one day, over a plate of chips, they suddenly became very interesting. A University lecture tour becomes an issue for the Doctor and Rose.

Everyone is invited to an overnight party at the main house. Tohru forgets night clothes, so Rin lets her borrow some of hers. Better than summary.

It's Sam's favorite time of year, autumn. So when she and Danny go to pick out pumpkins for Halloween at an apple orchard, will sparks fly, or will they crash and burn?

Drew finds May in a forest, being a semi-decent person, he helps her out. Too bad May finds out he talks in his sleep. May and Drew story

11, Rose, Jimmy Stone. Relatively soon after his regeneration the Doctor takes a walk and reflects on the nature of memory and meets a familiar face.

Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.

Danny has finally resolved to tell Sam how he feels just in time for the holidays. But who can blame him for taking it slow? Especially when he's doing it in style. DxS

Tohru finds a stray cat and it follows her home. As it begins to occupy her time, a certain orange-haired boy is beginning to feel envious... but he soon learns it is SO good to be a cat. Full summary inside. Kyoru

I don't care how charming he may appear to the others; I don't trust that boy. Peter Pan had trouble written all over him from the start...Too bad my mother is making me date him. Peter/Wendy Modern version! R&R

Written from the prompt "Jackie accidentally gives the Doctor aspirin" for the onetrueshipfest on LiveJournal. Rose/Ten Pairing during Season Two.

It's Pepper who's hurt, but it's Tony who needs the comfort... Tony-Pepper, movieverse. Please note rating change!

It all happened so fast he could hardly make any sense of it. Tohru was suddenly there in an instant. She covered Kyo with her body and shoved him as far as she could before the car smashed into her... Spoilers for later manga chapters. Fluff.

Crossover with Doctor Who; DH spoilers. Out Christmas shopping with Harry, five-year-old Teddy gets lost in Knockturn Alley, and an unexpected rescuer turns up to help him out.

She flitted through her list of unexpected Doctor moods and found that she didn't actually have one for this.' Pointless, plotless, angstless. 10/Rose. Enjoy, if at all possible.

Fourteen days of summer left with Sam grounded. Fourteen days of Danny sneaking over to keep her company. Fourteen drabbles to bridge a gap of fourteen days between AOS and AOW. Don't be alarmed, for there are fourteen pieces of fluff to see them through.

Unlike most boys, Kyo does not aim to steal kisses from his girlfriend. Instead, he craves her hugs, as if they're some drug he is addicted to. It may be weird, but Kyo prefered Tohru's hugs over her kisses anytime. one-shot. kyoru.

February 29th is a sacred day for the Somas. Kyoru. Oneshot that is split into two halves

Tohru is turning 17 and is getting a surprise birthday party from the Sohma family! But first, it’s up to Kyo to keep her distracted while the party is being set up. Kyo/Tohru Oneshot .

Rose Tyler is having the worst day ever. Even planning ahead for a stop on the peaceful planet of Desteria can't prepare her for this one.

May never imagined she would be stuck in some dark woods, attacked by a less than happy pokemon, saved by Drew, drenched in rain and learning more than she ever thought possible about him. Of course, she isn't complaining...that much! Oneshot! May x Drew

The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to various places. Trouble has never been so dangerous, nor anywhere near so domestic. Response to Chibi's Now Random Nonsence Challenge.

Tis the holiday season, and May gets a request from Drew to help him with something. Between fangirls and her insane parents, May gets to spend the rest of the day with Drew, but she doesn't know what to make of it all... Happy Holidays, Fanfiction!

When he meets a mouse in a darkened alley, that empty spot in his chest burns a little. What could that mean? The movie from Howl's POV.

During the car trip back from the lake, Ayame annoys all, Yuki loses his patience and Shigure wishes for a camera. ONESHOT! FLUFFY! KyoTohru

So Shigure got his wish...Hatori had bought him a camera to capture the 'Moment' on the way back from the lake. But now what happens when said camera is filled up, and the pictures are all developed? Sequel to 'Its a Kodak Moment.' ONESHOT KyoTohru

Things are back to normal at the Castle, but now the Prince has come back to win Sophie's heart.

One Shot. AU. InuKag Kagome's old boyfriend, Hojo, is back in town visiting. And that only spells out one thing for Inuyasha... Yep you guessed it : SABATOGE

Dead is it? Why yes, yes it is. SxD and AU. Enjoy. First arc in the Arts Collection. One down, four or so more to go...

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

KxT [One Shot] Trouble at the local pet store! Tohru's stuck in the cat isle and two guys won't leave her alone. All she wanted was to get her pet something to eat and instead got more than she bargined for.

Kyo Sohma has a secret that nobody knows about. It’s not that he keeps it from them, it’s just that they wouldn’t be given any opportunity to find out, anyway. In addition, it’s also very embarrassing… for him, anyway. KyoXTohru.

I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner

Boys are like pencils. Some are sharper than others. May ponders things over, and the next morning, finds something she would never have suspected. Poor Drew, he's so flustered.

Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!

What happens when a starving Paulina, 220 calories worth of Snapple, a conversation about Sam's weight, and a hidden Real Fact come together in the Food Court? Two couples come together, too. DxS TxV ONESHOT

Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.