Good evening, Ladies and Germans. I am known simply as X Smith. I am here to write truly exploitative novels of the human psyche whilst consuming pudding at an alarming rate. Please spam my email inbox. It makes me feel as if I have given something back to the community which shunned me. Those damn Burghers. DAMN YOU!!! Please do check in for stimulating tales involved fictional cartoon characters in naughty circumstances. So all I have left to say is...PISS OFF, YA BLOODY SLAGS!