I wrote this profile when I was 13, now I'm... older. It doesn't really apply any more, but I think it's so funny that I'm going to keep it anyway:

Hello! I am Rudhfeniel. I am a very weird girl, who happens to enjoy reading and writing fanfiction. I spend most of my time reading fanfiction. I need to get a life! Also, if you would like to hear the story behind my recent draco/hermione story, and aren't offended by anonymous story bashing, email me. Oh, and why hasn't anyone written a fanfic about Leda and the swan. I mean come one!! It's Zeus turning into a swan so he can... do certain things...to a mortal woman!! Are Saints part of the bible?? If they are, someone should do a fic on the extasy of saint Theresa. Go to google and search on it, see what pops up. You'll see why it's so funny. OH, and go to my website. It's not very good, cuz I don't have java, so I can't do all those funky things that good websites have. But do go. And thanx to Solipsist.