Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

In which Lance has a slightly different upbringing. It's not his fault he ran into someone he really shouldn't've. Image by PrincessWriter123!

What if Connor was actually a state-of-the-art soldier android disguised as an RK800, the only surviving EV900 after a mass termination of them when they were deemed too dangerous. He has to keep his status and deviant tendencies hidden behind a façade of indifference. But how long will that last with Hank watching his every move? And what would happen if someone was to find out?

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto

Come Christmastime, two years after the liberation of the androids, Hank finds considerable difficulty finding Connor a present, especially since Connor outdid every expectation for Hank's birthday that year. Featuring our favourite quasi-father-son combo, Connor with mountains of snow, grumpy Hank, and oodles of fluff. Also, awesome fighting Connor.

Connor hits a wall both literally and figuratively eighteen months after the liberation of the androids. Also, Hank's birthday. Connor finds that picking a good present with an extremely limited budget is more difficult than it would seem. Some good vaguely father-son-but-emotional-constipation-won't admit-it Hank and Connor fluff. Also, Sumo.

THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).

Hated by everyone, he survived. Yet Naruto's largest challenge would occur tonight, long after his weary body collapsed onto his bed, worn down by defeating his traitor teacher Mizuki, by new knowledge, and from excessive chakra use learning a new skill. Godlike!Naruto, Possible (Small) Harem, Gore Likely.

Michelangelo gets ambushed; the Shredder gets another chance to test his mind control serum. Surprisingly- unfortunately- it works better than anticipated. (Co-authored by moogsthewriter.)

Loki's been hauled back to Asgard, judged, bound and sentenced for his crimes. Chapter XXXIV posted. The Tesseract is gone. Loki is awake. Fury isn't sure which of these things is the more terrifying.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.

Omegaverse - When Pidge admits to the team that she's a female alpha and not a male one, the team realizes Lance is also hiding something. He's not an alpha, he's an omega. They want to give him the time to tell them on his own, but they also want to know why he hid it. And then there's two alphas on the team who'd love to include the omega in their relationship. Shiro/Keith/Lance

This was not part of the plan. Wait, he could fix this. After all, how hard could it be to raise a kid by yourself? (Famous last words, Iemitsu.) Iemitsu tries to be a competent father. He succeeds… with some interesting results. (Or the story of how baby Tsuna has all of Vongola wrapped around his tiny sticky fingers).

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

C-124. This was who he was. Rick C-124. He was gonna be better than all the other Ricks. He was gonna be smarter. But when he returns from his years of isolation to find his daughter, he ends up finding her son Morty. He would make sure he would be better too. Better like him.

Morty gets awoken late at night to a very drunk Rick.

ADOPTED BY LITTLEONE94. CHAPTER 8 IS THE LINK ONLY. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.

Training new recruits is a vital part of the Overwatch routine. But when one of your new arrivals has a weapon that defies the laws of reality itself, what are you supposed to do?

Not-John, no matter how perfect he seemed, would never be John. And in the end, he'd rather spend another hour with angry, hurt, disappointed John than a lifetime with loving Not-John. "Have you come for me too?"

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

This is a collection of hurt/comfort style stories starring Bashir and Garak.

Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.

After decades of an empty life and wars that claimed all he ever held dear, the greatest dark lord in living memory and his most loyal servant are finally ready to challenge fate and once again bring down their vengeance upon their enemies. AU, extended universe, Time-Travel, bashing and HAPHNE.

Junkrat knows he won't last long with every bounty hunter and opportunist in the outback after his skin, but as his supplies continue to dwindle he doesn't know what he can do about it... until during a risky venture he stumbles across what might just be the answer.

There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.

John had never left him. Been exasperated with him, yes, slept at someone else's house for a night or two sometimes, most definitely, but he had never left. Not for certain. Not without the promise of coming home. Not until now. Oh, but it wasn't home anymore, was it? Sherlock Holmes was falling apart. And no one was left to pick up the pieces. / Oneshot, mentions of suicide.

Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, some questionable friends, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (IDW/2K12, Human!AU) 2015 TMNT Fanfic Competition Winner: 1st Place "Best Michelangelo".

These men were ghosts from Stan's past who had come back to haunt him. Stan and Ford had been cornered, but all they wanted was Stan. To save his brother, he turned himself over to them. He failed to protect his brother so many times. He couldn't lose him again.

Six years. Six years after being kidnapped and finally he is found. But no longer so innocent, so naive, so pure. He's changed. But the fact he is a Sky will never. Though maybe a few elements could fill up the empty crimson stained sky? Twinfic, Slight multi-flame! Tsuna, crazyish! Tsuna, All27 slash

Ford learns the hard way that he may be too dangerous to be around his brother.

DVA spends time with those Wacky Junkers.

After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

"When I am with you there's no place I'd rather be." A collection of Dorlin oneshots. (Accepting Prompts!)

Peter Parker is assigned to interview the dangerous and crazy serial killer, Wade Wilson, in attempt to catch a psychopath on the loose. (Basically a Silence of the Lambs spideypool AU that no one asked for)

A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Things you probably didn't know about the good old US of A from history to culture. One-Shots and more. Rated T for Tony the alien and controversy. Because nothing is only skin deep with personifications...

It was a standard run, Rick had something he needed to steal and Morty was along for the ride. But with guards on their tail and Morty falling ill, there's only one way anyone will get home safe. One-shot Sacrifice prompt from The RickMorty Month of Sin by schwifty-rick. Please excuse the terrible title.

Spideypool AU with merc!Peter and hero!Wade. On AO3, curious to see reception here

Superman has a problem. Batman has a bigger problem. Superman summarily solves his own problem so as to inflict help upon Batman. (Or: Clark Is An Interfering Busybody and Bruce Hates Him.)

"Say, pal, you don't look so good." "No surprise. Everything that happens to me is all your fault, anyway." "And I have so much fun causing you such misery. What a wonderful little plaything you are." "I hate you." "I know." Just a bunch of drabbles revolving around Wilson and Maxwell.

After the death of his favorite customer, Krombopulos Michael, Rick Sanchez is hoping that a new buyer will become his new "favorite customer". However, when the buyer refuses Rick's price, things get out of hand, and Morty's life is in danger. Just a one-shot.

Short fic about Morty falling asleep while Rick is driving.

Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye. He doesn't know what to make of this. (Soulmate AU)

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

To the world they were the Surgeon of Death and his shadowy crew: thieves, murderers, pirates - the scum of the world. But not all those who lurk in the shadows have dark things to hide, not all the time anyway. Vignettes and flash fiction about the Heart Pirates with many a fan theory, headcanon and spoiler peeking out from around the edges. {46. After Party}

Kuroko Tetsuya died in a fire early third year of middle school. Approximately eight months later, Detective Maeda finds a boy with light blue hair living in the basement of a murder suspect. He takes the boy in and enrolls him in Seirin high school. Chaos ensues during a basketball practice match with Kaijou. Warning: Abuse.

Julian Bashir and Elim Garak share a friendly game during lunch.

Ordinary moments in the lives of Bashir and Garak. A drabble series. Contains some G/B.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

The Winchester family gets a rather unusual new member. Season 10.

In the underground, if you owe someone a favor, they own your life. That's why Izaya takes the chance to pay his debt, even if it means becoming his enemy's brother's Barbie. Pairing Shizaya!

Summer is a time of adventure and mystery, especially for those in Gravity Falls. But the summer flu is not merciful, and the Pines twins are struck down with leaking noses and nauseous stomachs. But they don't have to suffer alone. Grunkle Stan intends to be by their side the whole time.

Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…

It's father's day in Konoha, and everybody knows it.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

A hunt gone wrong, busting out of the hospital, business as usual. Only this time Sam has a rather unusual question.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

"Welcome to the afterlife Pine Tree. You're dead!" Dipper dies and isn't happy about who's waiting for him on the other side.

Oddly enough, Iemitsu's a bigger idiot than most have guessed, and his latest idiocy has led to one very adorable and small problem. Too bad for Iemitsu, the problem is Reborn's not his. Beware the cuteness.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.

There was nothing normal about Dipper Pines' death. He awoke with three jolts of electricity to his chest, screaming, screaming and they couldn't make him stop until they knocked him out. Grunkle Stan looked at his nephew's battered (but alive, alive, thank God) body and knew nothing would be the same again.

"You know, you really shouldn't make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don't wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree." Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but dreams will always haunt you.

Dean liked the guardian angel gig. Gabriel made him a kick-ass vessel, and his charges never needed more than an occasional glance. But those jobs were just a warm-up: for some reason Sammy Winchester's got Heaven and Hell after him, he's too often left all alone, and he refuses to believe that Dean's NOT as cuddly as a teddy bear. Castiel's welcome to stop laughing any time now.

Peter Parker just wants a little normalcy in his life. Sure, being a science teacher is a little mundane but it gives him joy. Too bad that's been ripped away from him now that Deadpool is posing as a janitor at Midtown High.

Mabel is placed under a sleeping curse that can only be broken by the mythical Dreamer's Necklace. A necklace that only a certain dream demon knows the location of. "Whats wrong Pine Tree, is Shooting Star trapped in her own head?" (Bill/Dipper)

Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)

Gul Elim Garak and his prisoner Captain Julian Bashir survive the crash of their ship and find themselves stranded, but all is not as they are expecting. The late twentieth century Earth to which they've crossed over offers many challenges for the two, but at least the natives are friendly... Note: this story contains AU Garak/Bashir slash content, as well as some adult language.

The first, and last, time John Winchester hits Sam.

A collection of assorted Pitch-centric drabbles.

England, 1844. A lonely orphan lends a hand one fateful evening to a lonelier monster. DannyxVlad father/son.

Four years ago, the once-nameless Pharaoh, Atem, dueled with his closest friend and soul-reborn, Yugi Mutou, for the right to pass on into the Land of the Dead. At that time, for the first time, the Pharaoh was finally defeated and was finally allowed to pass on. But now he's back, and so is danger—and though he has Yugi and the Tombkeepers at his side, they might not be enough.

When Loki is captured after nearly destroying Manhattan, he is returned to Asgard for sentencing. An eternity spent chained beneath a serpent's fangs, however, may be too harsh a punishment for any of the Avengers to condone. Spoilers, torture, language.

Peter and Lydia play a game of chess, during which there is a lot of flirting. Stiles can't keep his mouth shut, and gets caught up in the flirting crossfire. To be fair, he really would look prettier gagged. Peter/Stiles/Lydia

Dr. Bashir's recent fatigue seems to be attracting a lot of attention. His friends think that he should take some time off, but life on Deep Space Nine was never considered to be relaxing.

Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Aftermath of the Meeseeks episode. Morty can't sleep, Morty can't eat, and he won't tell anyone why. But Rick knows, and he's going to help his grandson through his nightmares. And also teach him about wielding a ray gun. R&R appreciated!

When Sherlock attends a funeral reception for an old mentor, John takes the opportunity to further his education in being human.

It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!

It's the inevitable remake of ACD's classic, because I can...

When a girl from school asks Tsuna out, he hesitantly agrees. But why does it feel like someone is watching him and his date? And why is Reborn dressed as a waiter!

Break all the bones you want, he wishes he could say, if he could speak without giving into the urge to scream. He hopes his expression is venomous enough to get the point across anyway, to this stupid man who thinks any Straw Hat Pirate would betray their infamous captain. (In which Sanji is a prisoner, and Luffy is the next generation Whitebeard.) Drabble, nakamaship.

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)

"You know where you were." A statement uttered throughout the country of America, regarding the memories of the tragic event that occurred on that one fateful September morning. Everyone knows where they were when they learned about the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC. But where was America? Rated T for violence and gore. Oneshot.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

Drabble about 9/11. He deals with it the same way he always had and always will.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.

Tony's thought's and observations on America and occasionally the other nations. Rated T for cursing. No pairings.

America has always loved the sky.

Trafalgar Law has set out for pirating with his crew and happens to run into one of the most notorious pirate ships on the sea. But it seems he won't be needing a fight or flight response for this encounter, only his skills as a surgeon and perhaps a higher alcohol tolerance. No pairings, only fluff.

Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.

Tired of being put down by the rest of the nations, America decides enough is enough. The world needs a reality check ,enter America's brilliant plan. Usage of both human and country names. No actual pairings intended.

Children!AU He didn't know he had made friends with the very son of the Devil. All he knew was that he finally had a friend. Finally, a friend that wouldn't leave him, no matter what he did…He finally had someone. RusAme.

"Bit not good, Sherlock," John said, deceptively mild, after all the dust had settled and Mycroft had finally left them alone, departing with the insufferable smugness of a man whose plans had finally come to fruition, albeit 300 years late. Fusion with Star Trek Into Darkness, so spoiler warning ahead.

Dean's making the bunker home, but not just for himself.

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

Arthur is an aspiring young wizard who wants to prove his skill. General Zima is a bitter old wizard who wants more. The two summon the Spirits of Darkness and Light, unknowingly releasing chaos in their wake when the two spirits come in contact. RusAme Warnings: Mystical AU, genderbending, blood, strong language, explicit sexual scenes. Collab. with Artemis Daarken

"Suddenly feeling a clenching grip around his stomach and throat, Dean hurried forward to their door. "Sammy-boy, rise and shine, sleeping beauty!" he called out. The doorknob was scalding hot when he touched it so he kicked the lock through with one try, then shoved the door open. A wall of smoke and flame met him, and he had to stagger back."

Sam just tries to do his job but Lucifer can't shut his cakehole. Set in season seven.

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

I try my hand at some crackfic between Jack and Pitch. The characters are not very obliging. Warning: very silly.

Arthur has never been late to work, but the one day that he is, of course he gets trapped in an elevator with someone he doesn't know. USUK

Song fic to 'Mad World.' America wonders and wanders, but doesn't get many answers. In loving memory of the Connecticut school shooting victims.

From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!

Behind them, a man's voice is bellowing, "What is meaning of this?" but if there is meant to be more, they do not hear it, for they are barreling down a tunnel of ice, shrieking laughter before they shoot out into a world of blue and white. Kid!Loki and Jack mischief. Part 2 of the In Which an Unlikely Friendship Comes to Be series.

Derek/Stiles. Kink meme fill in which Derek's used to wanting things he can't have, and he's well aware he can't have Stiles. Until the pack runs afoul of a witch, and Stiles is hit with a spell. And suddenly, Derek realizes he can have EVERYTHING he wants, if he's willing to take advantage. Eventually, he's willing to take advantage. aka, EllaEnchanted!Stiles and Dark!Derek

Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'

While their captain is away, the Generation of Miracles gain some insight into the mind of the most mysterious member and are lead to question just who the real boss is. Feat. Haizaki Shougo. ONESHOT. Rated T for slight language.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?

17th century. Russia is ordered by his superiors to win over little America and claim his territory, but he has plenty of competition what with France and England hacking each other to pieces over him. Who will ultimately win over the child's heart? AU.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

It's not much fun otherwise. BelarusxAmerica, onesided RusBel, onesided RusAme.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

REWRITTEN! Devastated and broken at the loss of his brother, Edward finds comfort in the oddest places: dreams of a teenage witch in a alternate dimension. Hermionie is fascinated by her dreams of a golden haired boy and his adventures. Fate plans they meet.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.

He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.

Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.

Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.

What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?

Only female Cardassians color their "spoons" blue, so why does Garak have it in "Way of the Warrior"? And what do people have to say about it? No slash, canon friendly. For the lulz again!

Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash

Lucifer is like the imaginary friend that Sam never wanted. A wee bit spoilery for season 7 in general.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.

a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary

John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

At the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, Germany finally meets his enemy, America. T for two swear words.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

America finally buys an actual world map. The other countries make fun of him for being so oblivious in thier own languages so America can't understand. Little do they know a little fact about America, he's multilingual

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

AU. Epic. AizenxIchi. UraxIchi. Years after the painful end, the echoes of war still prove their influence. Ichigo comes home to find a dead man in his kitchen, sparking a turn of events no one could have anticipated, least of all himself.

Collection of light-hearted one-shots in response to Arietta Fenton-Phantom's challenge. Read and have fun! Disappearing Act: A field trip gone wrong leads to an unplanned journey through the Ghost Zone for Casper High students and teachers.

The Pool. The Bomb. A tranquiliser dart. Now John is in the hands of his best friends greatest rival, and the man has a definite Agenda. Rated for dark themes and possible slash later in the piece Shwatson

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"

Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!

Because everybody has one, and for Sanji it's when he finds that his nakama's been tortured. One shot, Zoro and Sanji friendship, rated for non-graphic violence.

Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...

'Looking at the contemplative expression on Lucifer's face, Sam thinks that this has the potential to be either very bad, or completely awesome.' Written for Remix Redux 9. Two humans and two archangels in the Cage.

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

Garak gets Bashir to safety in advance of a Cardassian attack on the station.

Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

There are days when Sam just needs to rant about his new subjects. Their creator is pretty much a captive audience. Michael is just bored. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story.

Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.

Press conferences wherein the singular presences of Alfred F. Jones and Ivan Braginski came together could always be termed, ah…interesting. Or: why Russia needs remedial courses on sexual harassment. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Tag to episode 22: Shinra decides to play a terrible joke on Izaya and tell him that he did all he could, but Shizo is dead. Shizuo was Izaya's to toy with, to kill, and Izaya does not take kindly to trespassers. Implied Izaya/Shizuo.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.

Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.

WeeChester story. Sam's 4th grade teacher gives the class an assignment: draw something that reminds you of love. She disputes his choices. Sam and Dean dispute her back.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Harry gets a phone call, post Turn Coat... and sets off on a rescue mission.

Zoro and Sanji understand each other, and sometimes have a very similar sense of humor. Even though they're worlds ahead of most, sometimes they can't help but to act their age.

Just a normal conversation, but the feelings are secret. Garak can't deny it but can't acknowledge it either. Maybe everyone needs a hero.

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

Garak, Julian, O'Brien, and memories of the Eugenics Wars. "It was meant to be nothing more then a joke." Plotting Cardassians, furious doctors, and oblivious engineering chiefs.

Post 2x03: In the midst of Dean's distancing, John's death, and Sam's hurt over both, a spell goes awry and leaves Dean with Sam at five years old. He starts to see himself through Sam's younger eyes, though, and doesn't like who he is. Lyrics by Beatle

Dean wants a girl and Sam refuses to be his pimp. Snape considers retirement. HPSPN xover, sequel to A Steady Mind.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.

I thought Our Man Bashir was great fun, so in the same vein I've decided to take it a little further. Don't read this if you haven't seen the episode, it won't make sense. Bashir, Garak, & everyone else.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

An unscheduled stop on the way to a medical conference sets Julian Bashir facetoface with one of his worst fears. COMPLETE.

Crashed on a frozen world, off course and with no communications, Bashir and Garak just have to survive and stay sane until help arrives. Mild slash. Mild 'adult' themes later. (Complete)

The roots of friendship sometimes spring up in the most unlikely places.