Vedui il'er! Greetings everybody! It's Hobbit Eyes and Nurvilyawen of Imladris here! We decided to set up a joint account!

Just to clarify, we have nothing against elves... It's the dwarves we want to hobbitize, otherwise there is no point to the short little fuzzballs.
(If you don't get it, say our name out loud, and you should get it)

Ummmm... Squee! On this account will be all of the stories that we co-write!

Oh yeah, several important facts...

1. We are mad.
2. We are obsessed with Legolas.
3. Ditto Pippin and his accent.
4. Ditto hunting Frodo down. Ringwraiths? Us? Nooo... *shifty eyes*
5. We are mad. Wait, did we already say that? We did? Meh.