Name: Time Traverser, because the idea of time travel is so appealing.

Nationality: American (The obtuse and ethnocentric kind)

Age: College

Gender: Female

Current Interests(obsessions): Hetalia, Sherlock Holmes, Sgt. Frog, Warehouse 13, The Dresden Files, Dragonriders of Pern, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Kung Fu Panda, Bionicle, assorted classics, and other things I'm too lazy to list.

So, updates aren't going to come as quickly as they did when I was in high school. College, work, events, and physical projects are getting in the way of that time that I used to have for writing. BUT I NEVER ABANDON A STORY, so never fear. Every story I start will get finished. It may just take a while.

I hate romance. I do not read it, and I will never write it. Call me closed-minded, but my preferences are my own. While I'm sure there's good romance stories out there somewhere, most of them are clichéd or overly smutty to make up for lack of any actual content (as they were borne by horny fangirls). If you want pairings or explicit intimacy, then you can find it just about ANYWHERE ELSE on this site. If it the summary includes the phrase, 'Don't like, don't read!', then I probably won't read.

Roses Are Red,

And Here's Something New,

Violets Are Violet,

NOT F*CKING BLUE!

I found the following in Ookami13'00's profile. I found it hilarious and completely true, which is why you find it here today.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

TO ALL HETALIA WRITERS:

Recent events are NOT good source material for your stories! This includes terrorist attacks, controversies, elections, and life's occasional senseless tragedy. Show some class and write with respect to others. Don't use anything that's happened within the last fifteen to twenty years. Like foisting your political opinion upon the reader by making the character share your opinion when they may not. Nations are meant to be impartial anyways, since they literally represent everyone.