I-am-a-lucid-enigma
 Author has written 4 stories for Penderwicks series, Sisters Grimm, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. S1: INTRODUCTION: Hey, I'm Thea aka I-am-a-lucid-enigma. And this is my profile. I find it so cool that people in Hong Kong are reading my stories. S1: KEY: Section 1: Introduction & Key Section 2: Announcements Section 3: Updates Section 4: My Stories Section 5: About Me Section 6: Random Stuff Section 7: Quizzes Section 8: Fandom (Sections are separated by page breaks aka horizontal lines) S2: ANNOUNCEMENTS: FF PPL IK & R AWSUM (Well that was a whole lot of text speak; hint: It's Fan Fiction People I Know And Are Awesome) Readwriteedit - First person I ever PM'd and for helping me with Penderwick stories! Hermioneof12 - For making me realize that my work is appreciated. mlbv-grimm - My BFF (Best Fanfiction Friend) who I can't thank you enough for her response to Kathi KitKatManiac - My Grimm Fairytales buddy One-With-The-Fandoms - Fellow narwhal-lover who has an awesome pen name. rEdbUrst - My best friend, I will seriously never forget CCCC and I have to learn minionese. S3: UPDATES: 2.22.14 Updated Profile; Redid it, again. Deleted apology message as it took up my whole profile. 1.03.14: Updated Profile; Redid the whole dang thing, added apology message. 3.17.13: Updated Profile; Added KEY, INTRODUCTION, & SECTIONS 1-4 6.27.13: Updated Profile; Fixed Minor Errors, Added Newest Stories to S4: My Stories, Updated S2: Announcements 6.28.13: Updated Profile; Added Newest Story to S4 S4: MY STORIES: Of Cupcakes, Motherly Feelings, Fairy-tales, & Rings reviews A Skyffrey story- When Jeffrey (finally) asks Skye to marry him, what will happen? Written for the lack of Skyffrey fluff. Penderwicks series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Skye P. & Jeffery T. (A Boston One-shot turned Two-shot. ) In which Skye experiences luck, without her camoflouge hat. Part 2 is Skyffrey. T cause I'm paranoid. Penderwicks series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Skye P. & Jeffery T. A 212 word drabble-like thing in which Puck reflects on when he and Sabrina met for the first time. Puckabrina. For every Puckabrina shipper out there. Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sabrina G. & Puck - Complete A one-shot of my version of the Chocolate Bunny prank. T for a reason. Adult themes. Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Travis S. & Katie G. -Complete S5: ABOUT ME: Name: Theadora "Thea" Lennon Hudson Pen Name: I-am-a-lucid-enigma Pen Name Origin: Lucid means "easily understood; completely intelligible or comprehensible: a lucid explanation" and enigma means "a puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation" so my pen name basically is "a easily understood mystery" and we all know mysteries are not "easily understood" right? So my pen name is kind of a oxymoron. Hobbies: Writing, Reading, DIY, Bike Riding, Playing Games, Acting, Singing, Exploring, etc. Favorite Seasons in order: Fall, Winter, Summer Spring Favorite Sport: Tennis and Soccer Favorite Colors: Green, Silver, Red, Gold, Seafoam, Sea Green, Black, Dark Purple, All shades of Gray, Hot Aqua, Navy Blue Favorite Number: 13 Favorite Authors: Suzanne Collins, Rick Riordan, Michael Buckley, Wendy Mass, J & P Voelkel, Jeanne Birdsall, etc Favorite Books/ Series: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games Triology, The Sisters Grimm Series, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, 11 Birthdays, 12 Finally, 13 Gifts, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life, Heaven Looks Alot Like The Mall, A Mango-Shaped Space, The Jaguar Stones Series, The Penderwicks Series Favorite Movies: Let It Shine, Geek Charming, The Day After Tomarrow, Cyberbully, Ramona And Beezus, The Last Song, Best Player, Click, A Thousand Words, School Of Life, Harry Potter S6: RANDOM STUFF: Randomness: Clouds are also associated with Silver Linings, like in the phrase "Every cloud has a silver lining," Meaning, everything has an upside. I've always loved that phrase, so i thought about it. Even though they are more grey than white, and dump buckets of rain on anyone and anything under them, rain clouds are still clouds, and therefore, have a silver lining. Silver Rain Clouds. …hERE COMES THE SUn… One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08, Trixie Nightshade, I-am-a-lucid-enigma If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you were little, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer If you reread your stories and/or profile from a while ago and then realize how weird or lame you sounded post this on your profile. Peace Hope Remembrance In Remembrance to Dobby REST IN PEACE! S7:QUIZZES: Do you swear? Only lightly. Do you like your name? Yep! Were you adopted? I don’t think so… Eyes? Greenish, Blueish, brownish, grayish (Apparently Grayish is a word because it showed up as a word on Open Office) Hair Color? "Chocolate" Brown with Pink-Purple-Orange-Red-Blonde-ish midway down my hair, and charcoal black tips. Hobbies? Writing, Reading, DIY, Bike Riding, Playing Games, Acting, Singing, Exploring, etc. Fondest Moment? I really don't know Proudest Moment? If I didn't remember my fondest moment, then how would I remember my proudest moment? Black or White? Black. It goes with everything, and it's my second favorite color, and it's just...awesome. Pink or red? Red. Pink is WAY too girly. And red is one of my favorite colors. Blue or Light Blue? Navy Blue! Die or Kiss a Spider? Kiss a spider! I'd rather not die young! Unless the spider is poisonous...then I'll die either way. Die or Lose Your Hearing? Lose my hearing. As much as I like music I don’t want to die. Dogs or Cats? Both. Oh, is that not an acceptable answer? Well, oh well! Hugs or Kisses? Hugs. Kisses are too..kissy. And if we're talking about the candy, then Oh-my-god, hugs are AWESOME! Happy endings or sad and depressing endings?. Ehhh, depends. I like both. Summer or Winter? Both, I like the swimming, no school, lemonade, and not having to wear a sweater in the summer, and the skiing, sledding, iceskating, having to wear a sweater, and hot cocoa in the winter. First thing you notice in a guy? Uhhhh… Personality? Last person you talked on the phone with? Last Thing you said? My friend Valeria, and I said “Yeah, my mom can take you. She basically runs a taxi sometimes,” (We were talking about the Retreat we have to go to for CCD.) Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? Catching Fire! Gahhhhh! You wear glasses or contacts? Glasses Hat size? One size fits all??? Least favorite clothing company? Victoria's Secret. I despise it. Do you think you are strong? I don’t know…for my weight/height/age sure.. Do you think you are pretty? I guess. Do you think? Nooooo, I don’t think, I don’t think at all. Would you bungee jump? TOTALLY! I so want to do that! Would you become a vegetarian? Sure..oh wait...bacon... Would you dye your hair a different colour? Yeah, raspberry (Like Patricia’s in House Of Anubis) or Blueberry, or purple, or red, or orange, or pink, or- yeah. Any color really. When was the last time you cried? Today. 1.3.14. When I started laughing so hard I cried. When was the last time you hit someone? I don’t know…Last week? What do you hate the MOST? Hmmm….saucy, cheesey pizza Who do you hate the most? Uhhhh...Justin Beiber, mean people, this girl in my school who gossiped about me, Rufus Zeno, Victor, Vera, the real Caroline Denby, my ex-best friend who ditched me for the popular people, the list goes on. What else do you hate the most? Viruses on laptops/computers and getting sick What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? Good old original chocolate. What is your favorite chocolate company? Imma Godiva Girl XD Do you have kids? NO! I'm a kid! Do you unite your shoes after wearing them? Wahhh????? Do you use sarcasm? Of course not! (Look back to “Do you think?” ) PREP You own a mobile phone. Total: 5 GOTHIC Black is one of the colours you wear the most. Total: 6 PUNK You can skateboard. Total: 8 GEEK You love the computer. Total: 8 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. Total: 4 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. Total: 6 Your Guy Side [x] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans. [ ] Dogs are better than cats. [x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. [x] You've played with/against boys on a team. [ ] Shopping is torture. [ ] Sad movies suck. [ ] You own/ed a xbox 360. [ x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. [x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 , PS3, or Sega. [ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. [ ] You watch sports on TV. [x] Gory movies are cool. [ ] You go to your dad for advice. [x] You own like a trillion baseball caps. [x ] You like going to high school football games. [ ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. [ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [x ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think [x] Sports are fun[ X] Talk with food in your mouth [ ] Sleep with your socks on TOTAL: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: [ ] You wear lip gloss/chapstick. [x] You love to shop [ ] You wear eyeliner. [x] You wear the color pink [x] Go to your mom for advice. [x] You consider cheerleading a sport [ ] You hate wearing the color black. [x] You like hanging out at the mall. [ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [ ] You like wearing jewelry [ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe [ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. [x ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. [x] You were in gymnastics/dance. [ ] It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [x ] You smile a lot more than you should. [ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. [x] You care about what you look like. [x] You like wearing dresses when you can. [ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. [x] You love the movies. [ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. [ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. [ ] Like being the star of every thing TOTAL: 11 (Well. This is depressing.) Loser [ ] You don't have very many friends. [ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. [ x] You were always picked last for kickball. [ ] You don't like to talk a lot. [ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities [ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [x ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [ ] Your friends have blown you off before. [ ] You sit alone in most of your classes. [ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [ ] People don't find you friendly. [ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. [ ] You eat alone at lunch. Total= 3 Prep [ ] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths [x ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. [ ] You are very clean cut. [ ] You are squeamish. [ ] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume [ ] You have a lot of money. [ ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. [ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [ ] You carry a purse wherever you go. [ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. ] You do not leave the house without make up.] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors. Total = 1 Band Geek [x] You have played an instrument before. [x] You still play an instrument. [x ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [ ] You are/were in Marching Band. [x] Most of your friends are in band. [x] The band room/band hall is your second home. [ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. [ ] Band is your favorite class. [ ] You have been to band camp. [ x] You walk in step with all your friends. [ ] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [x] You hate rap music. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds. Total = 6 Thespian [x] You have seen a school play. ] You have seen a Broadway musical. [x] You like to act. [x] You have participated in a school play. [x] You have participated in a play outside of school. [ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [x] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? [ ] You have done tech. [x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [x ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. [x] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. [x] At one point in your life, you were obsessed [x] You do not have a personal bubble. [x] You actually understand Shakespeare. [x] You know how to put on stage make up. [ ] You have been a lead. [x ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre. Total = 13 Overachiever [x] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [ ] You have a part-time job. [x] You have straight A's. [x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.[ ] You do not procrastinate. [x] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. ] You do not have very much down time. [ ] You are very organized. [x] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?) [x] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. [ ] You are/were on Student Council. [ ] You are/were the class president. [ ] You are/were a class officer. [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. [x] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything. Total = 5 Goth [x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. [ ] You think tattoos are hot. [ ] You think odd piercings are hot. [ ] You don't get along with your parents. [x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color [ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [x] You like to write dark poetry. [ ] You are into/interested in S&M. [ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [ ] You listen to grunge. [x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [ ] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [x] Overly happy people scare you. [x] You like black makeup & nail polish best. Total = 9 Nerd ] You actually study for tests and quizzes. [x] You have straight A's. [ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. [ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. [ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. [ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. ] You actually answer the questions in class. ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [ ] You miss school during the summer [x] You wear your pants at your waist. [ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. [ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. [x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. ] People always cheat off you during tests. ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. [x] You wear/should be wearing glasses. Total = 4 Garage Band Junkie [x] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [x] You play the drum set. [ ] You sing vocals for a band. [ x] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [x] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [ x] You have musical talent. ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band. Total = 4 Emo [ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. (Er side part.. slightly near eye) [x ] You flip your hair often. [x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. [x] You have hurt your self on purpose.[ If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [ ] You don't really smile too often. [x] You blog often. [x] You never smile in pictures. [ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [ ] You're too much to be a goth. [x] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [ ] You go to a lot of shows. [ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [ ] You have played all the Emo Games [x] You have worn black eyeliner before. [x] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [x] You have dark hair. [ ] You love the emo song. [ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that. Total = 9 Skatepunk [ x] You own a skateboard. [ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. [x] You have vandalized public property. [x] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [ ] You have been yelled at for littering. [x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [ ] You listen to punk rock. [ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. ] You stick it to the man [x] You own skater shoes. ] You watch MTV2, not MTV. [x] You enjoy crude humor. ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. [x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [ ] Hygiene does not concern you. [x] Skater boys are attractive. Total = 8 Metalhead [ ] Most people are scared of your music [ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before [ ] Slipknot isn't really metal ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap. [ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff [ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. [x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands [ You curse a lot. [ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal [x] You wore black converses before they became emo (I STILL DO)[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings [x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. [x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. Total: 4 One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. It's in my mind. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Red, Black, Green, Blue, Yellow in that order. 3. Your first initial? T 4. Your month of birth? April 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Mim 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To be a real author Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. I'm just crushing on them. There's a difference. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Cools! Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Lol... Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-T: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. I do enjoy life to the maximum. Ha! What love life? U-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. Always the memories. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Ok, well i'll be sure to look for that change... White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. No duhh...wait, what if i wrote down- or typed down- my mom? Weird... 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 13? I have like 2 or 3. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. Oh yeah, adventure here i come! 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Spontaneousnesssss!! *sings spontaneous in opera voice* 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Repost bulletin in next hour, check. Will come true before next birthday...WHAT??? I GOTTA WAIT A YEAR??? AWW MAN! S8: FANDOM: You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie. You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things Proud Supporter of : Mara x Fabian (Fara) Jerome x Joy (Joyrome) Eddie x Patricia (Peddie) Amber x Alfie (Amfie) Willow x Alfie (Walfie) Annabeth x Percy (Percabeth) Thalia x Nico (Thalico) Travis x Katie (Tratie) Leo x Reyna (Reyna) Ally x Austin (Auslly) Harry x Ginny (Girry) Ron x Hermione (Rormione) Scorpious x Rose (Scorose) Puck x Sabrina (Puckabrina) Daphne x Mustardseed (Dapherseed) Skye x Jeffrey (Skyffrey) Rosalind x Tommy (Tomalind) Jane x Dominic (Dane) Sadie x Anubis (Sadnubis) Carter x Zia (Zarter) Frank x Hazel (Frazel) Piper x Jason (Jiper) Tyson x Ella (Tella) Jack x Kim (Kick) Daryl x Carol (Caryl) Beth x Carl (Ceth) Glen x Maggie (Mlen) Ian x Amy (Amian) Dan x Natalie (Natan) Hamilton x Sinead (Hamead) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. |
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