An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.

Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.

A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION

Two hundred sentences for the Aerialbots.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Unrelated short stories in various Transformers universes. New: G1 - Everyone has a bad hair day now and again. Even giant alien robots.

G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.

This started out as a drabble after I got to thinking about how much being bonded affects 'bots, but the mechs stepped in and took over, so it became a "day in the life" thing from Jazz', Prowl's, Sideswipe's, Mirage's and now Ratchet's P.O.V.

AU- After Cuba, Erik decides not to leave. It's all different, now- as Charles adjusts to life in a wheelchair, Erik has to atone for what he's done. In real life, nothing is ever easy.

Chapter 10! More Red Alert/Inferno! Red gets an unexpected visit from two very familiar mechs from his past. P/J will be sprinkled in. It is slashy, some angst. *Been Warned*

Findings, forgings and revelations for the Brotherhood... Lance attempts to win Pietro's heart, while Todd and Fred become secret millionaires. Slash!

It was Sora's first real crush, and it had to be with a dead person. But that doesn't mean it can't be love. RikuSora, LeonCloud, AxelRoxas, others. AU. Author's note addition up.

Sequel to "Haunted by an Angel". Two years have passed when a new supernatural enemy arises, and now Roxas has to finally come to terms with his feelings for Axel and just try to survive! AxelRoxas, RikuSora, LeonCloud, DemyxZexion. Author's Note added!

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

Their world ravaged by war, the Cybertronians have spent millennia searching for Eden: a famed planet that exists outside yet in every facet of time and space, capable of eternally sustaining life. What they find now, is Earth. SLASH AU

Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

Untold stories and slices of life from the Alfred the Racist Dragon universe.

G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.

De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.

America's Guide to Becoming a Hero - Hero Rule no. 1: When in need of a situation pertaining to a damsel in distress and none is available, simply create one yourself.

Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.

Transformers Animated: Jazz falls for Prowl instantly, and lets him know it. However, things get difficult when Sentinel starts some mild drama and Lockdown comes into the picture. Don't read if you dislike it, easy as that. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES.

Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet

G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

G1. Sequel to 'Through An Artist's Eye'. Sunstreaker thought he could be strong for both himself and his brother. He was wrong.

Bones teaches the crew how to practice safe sex. Well, he tries, anyway. Kirk is an annoying pervert. Chekov has...experience. Uhura is pissed off. Spock is logical. Scotty drinks. Business as usual. Some K/S, no Spock/Uhura.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

G1. Bluestreak finds himself still plagued with nightmares and grief over his lost family and home. He tries to drown his pain in another's arms, but love is more complicated than he realizes. It also has consequences. BluexSunny, BluexWJ, sparkling.

G1. When Sideswipe takes a look at Sunstreaker's pictures, he learns a few things about his brother.

Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.

28 Red Alerts for the meme that's been running around. 28 short stories featuring Red Alert, Autobot Security Director. Slash.

He remembered this place. A place that smelled of innocence founded and lost. Of quick death and slow painful birth. WARNINGS: Angst, Rape, Implied Torture and Sparkling Abuse.

Prowl's battle computer gets damaged in battle and has to be removed. Jazz tries to help. How does this affect them?

November 2008 challenge - sing to awaken a missing Autobot. Movie 'verse Prowl and Jazz.

*Jazz/Prowl, G1, challenge fic* How do you know if it’s real love when your malfunction simply doesn’t allow you to say ‘no’? Prowl has a big problem, and Jazz’s affection for him isn’t helping things… Full info and warnings inside.

Based off Skippy's List. 213 things Skywarp is not allowed to do anymore, or else not allowed to even attempt, no matter how appealing it may seem. Story has been abandoned and may never be updated.

Prowl goes to watch over the body of Jazz, but when he finds that Jazz is not as dead as he seemed, he decides to take the second chance he has been given.

Taking a break from it all occasionally is a good thing. G1, AU, WAFF.

One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!

Fanfic100 challenge. Pairing: Ironhide and Ratchet. Based on a series of prompts and is not chronologically arranged. Contains slash, please heed rating. Current prompt: Not Enough

Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.

Prowl is stressed and decides to do something about it. Slash Prowl/Bluestreak

The consequences of Megatron's latest "super weapon" aren't what anyone would have expected. Being literally stuck with one another wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hate each other's diodes. Slash, ProwlxJazz.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Sent out on patrol as punishment for insubordination, Starscream has better things to do than follow Megatron's orders. Ten self-induced overloads, ten fantasies. Starscream/himself, implied Starscream/pretty much everyone, especially Megatron.

Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.

Hound/Mirage: "Mirage looked through dimmed-to-indigo optics as Hound wiped a smear of oil from his chin, grinning, and licked it off his hand." Slash, sticky, crime scene.

G1. Prowl/Jazz, character death. First chapter is kinda morbid, but it gets better, I promise! What happens to the mech left behind when his bonded dies? The Ark quickly discovers that things get a little... wierd. And not in a good way.

With the construction of Autobot City complete, Ratchet must train the medical team that will be left behind on Earth, however this is easier said than done when Sideswipe keeps insisting on complicating things. A House-flavored look at life as a medic.

Wheeljack browbeats an overworked Ratchet into taking a break. G1, slash, fluff. One-shot.

AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"

CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

TF2k7: A small and tattered thing that, in a better world, might have been something more.

AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.

A series of events in the life and relationship between Jazz and Prowl. Story is rated for later chapters.

When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.

As the Decepticons plan destruction for Earth and Cybertron, the Autobots fight to make Earth their home. But fate is not always kind... and popcorn can kill.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. The first time Jazz and Prowl say those three little words to one another.

Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.

Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.

G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?

Axel: an erotic dancer with secrets. Roxas: a virgin, underaged boy who wants OUT of the club. But once he's passed out the cash and seen one dance, he just can't seem to get over the sugar high. Axel looked darn good in leather pants...-5 part oneshot-

It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins

AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.

They were hideously true words that thrummed against Prowl's deepest fears. .oSLASH ProwlxJazz and a guest...fits into my Light series. o.

Skywarp gets lucky. Then Air Raid gets lucky. Fireflight has mixed feelings about the whole thing.

G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.

G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.

G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

G1 When Mirage's mission goes horribly wrong, there's no one else to turn to except... himself. Mirage/stimsticks, Mirage/Hound Warnings: Drug use, self stimulation, voyeurism, implied non-con.

Blades and Slingshot hate each other. But sometimes, things don't work out quite the way you expect them to... Violence, slash.

A series of stories exploring the relationships between Ratchet, Wheeljack, and their creations; the Dinobots. Ch. 14: Haha, I made it!- Er, the Dinobots celebrate Father's Day with Wheeljack.

G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.

Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?

G1: Skywarp, after a prank gone terribly awry, is forced to stay behind, alone, to watch the monitors. He thought it didn't get any worse - and he was wrong... So, so wrong.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.

All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]

G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert

G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.

A series of first events in the life of Jazz and Prowl

Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

G1. Bumblebee contemplates what makes some Autobots officer material.

Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.

Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R

Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings

G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...

Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.

When Prowl gets miffed, beware. CLANG! OneShot, G1. No intended slashes. Stars: The CMO, Twins, and of course Prowl.

Completed! Aurora and Northstar, Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, the Brotherhood, the XMen, the Acolytes. Alliances are tested, ties are cut, and siblings find out if blood really is thicker than water. Third in a series, but could stand alone.

G1 It's time for First Aid to earn his crosses, and the CMO has just the plan

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.

[G1] Good things come in pairs. And where there's one, the other is bound to be close by...

Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]

The further adventures of Aurora and Northstar at the Xavier Institute. Sequel to Relativity, now complete. Featuring The Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Cylcops, Jean Grey, Havok, Cannonball, Shadowcat, and more. A bit of fun, before the angst!

Aurora and Northstar join the X-Men! We've got it all: Love- JP has a crush, and JM is a flirt. Angst- Sibling cat-fights and personality disorders. Laughter- Scott grows a sense of humor. Drama- the Maximoffs are in trouble. Complete!