Men die because of touch. How else could you kill a man? The touch of a blade, the touch of magic, the touch of poison. Touch causes pain. The good slave – that is, the smart slave – learns very early on to find any way to avoid the touch of a master.

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

Shepard is dead. Joker visits her memorial on Akuze and comes to terms with his feelings over her death and his part in it. Femshep Rated T for mild foul language. Please comment.

My first submission- Femshep. Sovereign has been defeated and the Normandy crew is in need of r&r. Contains ME spoilers and ME2 references. Femshep/Joker, Ashley, Tali, Liara, Pressly, and a few minor OCs. Please comment!

Just when Fenris and Hawke finally talk about the meaning of "that night," they are torn apart again. What if Danarius succeeds in wiping away Fenris' memories of Hawke? Will Fenris ever remember any of it? Female Hawke/Fenris romance.

FemShep/Joker. Four futures that never were.

He writes to her, letters that may never be read. She gives him such a profound gift, though asks nothing in return. The written word says what he cannot bring himself to express. Vignettes surrounding Fenris's journey to literacy.

Snark is very humanizing. But Shepard's looking me in the eyes now, and she hasn't done that a lot since she died. femShep/Joker and the Normandy.

After their brief romance, Marian Hawke and Fenris try to salvage their friendship. Kirkwall is never kind, however, and the worst struggle is yet to come, as Hawke loses everything and becomes a slave to bitterness. Has magic truly spoiled everything?

The Hawke sisters were laughing like schoolgirls. It was a village dance, they'd said, one they'd done in Lothering. Female Hawke/Fenris oneshot.

Hawke's shoes are complicated, and Fenris only tangles her up more. Random out of order one shots.

A short walk through Acre leaves Altair with less than pleasant emotions. Inspired by codex page XIV. UPDATE: just putting all the random Assassin's Creed drabble I have on here now. Content will vary chapter to chapter.

Post ME1, Pre ME2. Christmas themed fluff, mostly. After fighting foes across the galaxy, Shepard and Kaidan find their most challenging task yet is to spend Christmas with his family. Post Snapshots and pre Oligo and Compromise.

"There's more people watching cameras on this ship than in the average high security vault." Kasumi smiled at Shepard. "And they're all trying to find out why you're wearing a dress." femShep/Joker.

Four years after a messy breakup, Tsukimori Len and Hino Kahoko are living separate lives. By mutual consent, they've agreed to stay out of each other's business, and the deal carries on splendidly until Erika comes along.

What if Gordon weren't always covered up in that HEV suit? Can you have a moment involving touch that is intimate, but more emotionally than erotically? Can one experience mean different things to two different participants? An experiment in fluff.

J. Eleanor Shepard's respects to the departed Pressly. He is remembered.

Thirteen reactions to Shepard's death, and one to her rebirth.

EDI feels out of control sometimes, thinking about how far humans are from the things they sense.

Her heart never really left the Circle. Slight spoilers for DA:O and DA:O:A

The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.

"I predict you're going to regret this, Dastan," Bis said.

"In summary, I'm going to spend the rest of my life as your consort dressing up and doing nothing," Dastan says cheerfully. Tamina shrugs. "Knowing you, I'm sure something will come up." He grins. "Knowing you, Princess."

Dastan knows what happens to boys who catch the eye of a noble.

Battle ye not with monsters lest ye become one. -Short Story-

Shepard tried to let Kaiden down gently, but the one who usurped his place in her heart wasn't going to pass over a prime opportunity to taunt. FemShep/Joker before Ilos. Oneshot.

This is what happens when you watch Shrek, read Romeo and Juliet again, and have a dream of Altair acting like a total goof. Aha.. Yeah.. I rate this M for how ridiculous it is and to be safe . Altair/Maria of course.

When the story ends, almost everyone in Goldcrown Town forgets that their lives had once been turned upside down by a story, that there had ever been a girl named Duck at all. When Duck herself begins to forget, Fakir writes a story that costs him dearly.

Oneshot. Have you ever wondered about the undesirable byproducts and aimless failures that came before the success of Mewtwo? This fiction is not about the glitch pokémon, Missingno.

Let it never be said that murderers do not have their motives....

Merry Christmas, old man." Len Tsukimori finally gets some peace in his old age. Oneshot, kinda LenxKahoxRyou.

Desire breeds madness, breeds obsession, breeds hatred. Cullen, Amell, and one man’s descent into chaos. fem!Amell/Cullen

. . . go the spoils. Kahoko's heart is a prize Len refuses to lose. Len/Kahoko in 50 prompts. Rated for safety.

Her eyes might freeze and her smile might burn, but these things are constant in their changes, always returning, always breaking through the barriers between them.

PostME1, Kaidan's POV, follows Snapshots: Kaidan is hand-picked by Admiral Hackett for an unusual but seemingly benign mission, only to find it leads him to someone from his past and a very disturbing discovery... 5/5 chapters posted!

50 sentences of Len x Kahoko: Boys are stupid.

The Exile is under enough strain as it is and when one of her companions upsets her over a particularly sore topic she loses her temper and tells them a few home truths.

Boys speak in rhythm, and girls in code. Klavier speaks in German. Ema speaks in French. Talk about a miscommunication. Klavier x Ema. -one-shot-

Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.

Would one thousand four hundred and sixty days of separation be enough to rile you up?

-Oneshot- "Did you come here to heal, too?"

She is almost his dream. Len x Hino.

Shinji has an interesting breakfast. Updated with a revised author's note and a new rating.

She's so bright and elegant and almost casual in the way she talks to him. He, on the other hand, feels like he misplaced his voice downstairs.

Because he can't resist her forever. 50 sentences about Squall, Rinoa, and a relationship that defies all the odds.

What if Nadja's slap had knocked off Keith's mask that fateful day in Venice?

He loved her, but that was all there was to it. She was his all, but he was nothing to her. One sided Keith/Nadja.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

FFIV Oneshot. With Cecil gone, Rosa is left to wait. Alone.

Getting there is half the fun. Which is a good thing because with these two it could take a while. Azuma/Kahoko in fifty prompts. Rated for safety.

Rey felt the sudden need to explain to her that no, he certainly did not invite Shinn to breakfast — ReyLuna

FakirAhiru stories written for the 30kisses community at Livejournal. Will include angst, humor, drama, romance, and everything in between.

.Dear Larsa, I can safely say that I’ve had one hell of a week. We all have. .Larsa x Penelo. .letters. .complete.

In which we share stories with monsters in Ivalice. [Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Vagrant Story.]

Even the hardiest flowers eventually fade. Penelo, Larsa, and facing a final end in sight. Part of the Uses of Enchantment series. LarsaPenelo, Cast.

[postGSD] No matter what she did, like going back to ZAFT or taking secluded vacations, memories continued to haunt her. It was the same for him: either he let go of the memories of the blonde dancer, or let go of his first friend … [S x L]

Twenty facts about Larsa and Penelo, found during and after their first worldsaving adventure. Contains some Vaan X Penelo friendship, Larsa X Penelo romance. Now updated with a posthumous piece!

I go before you always. het. larsa and penelo. bhujerba.

Oneshot: Was sacrificing 42 Spartans for 33 worth it? Some answers can only be created rather than delivered.

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. A realistic [canon] take on the ReyLunamaria and ShinnLunamaria pairing.

Shinn Asuka writes the memoirs of three people viewed by the world as antagonists. [Chap1 revised yet again]

The obligatory 'accidentally gets roped into getting married due to randomly weird yet plausible cultural oopsie.' You know what I'm talking about. 7th in the Atton'FemExile Snippit Series.

Afterwards, this is how they live.

[blank] and [blank] sitting in a tree! k i s s i n g! The Destiny cast gets dragged into the game.

[Rey x Lunamaria] He always acted odd, but she grew to love him nonetheless...