Name: Lauren but call me Sponge

email: xsoccer4ever@optonline.net

B Day : 2/20 (give me nice reviews on this day :) )

Location: NY but Georgia soon

Other stuff you all should know: I'm in love with soccer. And Harry Potter. But mostly soccer.

My biggest fear: That J.K. Rowling will die before she writes the seventh book. I will literally cry. I will cry for days. I am not being funny. I will cry if she dies before the seventh book is written. I don't care what happens to her AFTER it's written and published...lol j/k. She's a genious. Simply an incredible genious. So she better not die.Spread this word to the Harry Potter websites: J.K. ROWLING: If you are reading this, DON'T DIE BEFORE THE SEVENTH BOOK IS WRITTEN OR LAUREN WILL CRY!

I support:

Ron/Hermione OH MY GOD I HAVE TO SHOW YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING: it was from my TEEN magazine with Emma Watson on the front and look what she says: "Emma thinks someone should say to Hermione, 'Listen, it's really obvious that he likes you and you like him,so stop putting yourself through so much agony.' Would Emma love to see her character finally admit her feelings to Ron? 'Yes, please!', she excalims. 'Seriously, when I read this last book, it was just infuriating. It's so obvious. They just need to get it together! It's been going on too long.'" So there. Even Emma thinks so. Go read a J.K. Rowling interview, I guarentee she'll hint towards Ron/Hermione. If you need further proof go to www.isntitobvious.com

Harry/ Ginny It's not my favorite pairing but I love J.K. Rowling for pairing Harry with someone good.

Draco/NOBODY, the bastard...

Remus/Tonks, even though they're old people and I don't want to hear TOO much about them, they're still great for each other.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE:

Harry/Hermione. It's just not right...it's like Fred going out with Ginny. It's not right.

Draco/Hermione. Cheaaa he's hot in the movies but Draco shouldn't be going out with ANYBODY.

Draco/Ginny. People, please...

Hermione/Snape. Oh, people, you've reached a new low. Teachers go to jail for that. Hermioneand Snape is an evil pairing. It's like stealing an old, helpless lady's money. It's just evil.

Spongebob will be thrown into some of my stories because he's sexy...

Elephants are pretty damn hot too.

As you can tell I'm not a very serious person, but I am very independant and do well in school, so I'm not stupid. And I'm not gothic. My friend said to me, "Should my pen name be 'Whyiseveryoneonfanfictiongothic' ? And I'm like, "Tara! you whore!"

My icon for AIM says: "Save a broom Ride a seeker". I'd never do that but it makes a point that I looooooooove Harry Potter. Then I saw this other icon and it said, "If you hate Harry Potter...You're a whore." So this put me in a sticky situation. I thought, "Should I ride a seeker or curse the people who don't like him?" so I thought riding him was better.

You can email me, people, about whatever, I don't care. If you wrote to me, "Your stories are stupid and pointless and I never wanna read another one of your sucky stories ever again", I'd be as happy as I would be if someone wrote, "I love you, Sponge!"

Well I didn't even know that I set my reviews to "Block annonomous reviews" because I definetly didn't want them blocked. But I unblocked it.

I love you all!

-Lauren