He's loopy; she's sedated. What's the worst thing that could happen? (Set pre-season 11)

Tony DiNozzo is a 25 year old homicide detective in Baltimore. Ziva David is the girl dancing at his best friend's bachelor party. There's a spark. He becomes intrigued. It ends up in something neither of them expected. "When I dance for people, my hips tell them a story. But they only hear the parts that they want to. That is no fault of mine." Tony/Ziva AU. COMPLETE.

Here's the M rated/'hot sex' version of this story. The story starts the same as my 'Sweet' version, but then quickly takes a turn. You don't need to read the sweet version first. Tony's with EJ, but this thoughts are never far from Ziva. Will Ziva's jealousy finally spark that fire between them. I love feedback if you like what I write. Enjoy...

Tony and Ziva accidentally lock themselves in a high school teachers' lounge. Tiva. Fluff. Oneshot.

Ziva went home earlier during the day and Tony was worried about her. Then she tells him to come over to her house. What will happen next? It's a conversation that doesn't turn out the way Tony expected.- Rated T just in case! It's a humor One-shot! Tiva.