ItachiLoveChild
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Joined 05-28-11, id: 2940860, Profile Updated: 06-27-11

Hello, my name is Alex. Fan Fiction noob, that is all... I write as a hobby, though I can't do it very well. My writing skills fail. Well, I still try!
Hopefully my capability for stringing a fic together will improve.

Things that amuse Alex:
People who try to be sarcastic but end up crashing and burning
When your R.S. teacher talks about anime like if it is a normal thing
Chatting with random dudes who have mental issues
Dogs that stare into your soul...
A 'plotful' fan fic that has deep intimate emotions but still hold that humor
And last but not least...YAOI. Oh yeah!

Things that annoy Alex:
When people call others 'gay' as if it is some fucking insult
Getting a dirty glare from people who are close to be
Growing apart from my friends whom I love
...Tests...
Horrid fan fictions that sound like a badly written text message
People who just hate you from the start
Evil intentions
Not knowing weather you can trust a person you knew for years|

Yeah, those things are just some. I know they are weird but whatever.

On to the next!

Oh yeah, Alex loves to twist songs into her stories, especially n00bish songs xD
For example: Immortal Love my Vampires Everywhere. It may sound stupid, but the lyrics convey a lovely 'plotful' messege :3

Anime

Naruto Shippuden

Bleach

Junjou Romantica

Togainu No Chi

Ouran High School Host Club

Gakuen Heaven

Strawberry Panic!

Soul Eater

Vampire Knight

Durarara!!

Death Note

Kaichou Wa Maid Sama

Wolf's Rain

Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

Descendants of Darkness

SlavexSlave

and random yaoi... xD

Well, I really don't have the time or the effort to write much.

Favourite pairings

Uchihacest

ItaNaru

SasuNaru

ItaSasu

ItaDei

PeinNaru

KakaNaru...sometimes... depends on my mood.

Alex loves Bondage and Dominance, Discipline and Submission, not to mention Sadism and Masochism . kinky biiiiiitch

"Sorry Sasuke, there won't be a next time..."
- Uchiha Itachi

"What a letdown Kurosaki-san. What a real letdown. After all, there is nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
What you dodge 'I'm afraid of getting cut'
When you attack 'I'm afraid of cutting someone'
Even when you try to protect someone 'I'm afraid of letting them die'
Yes, you sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. Whats necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that.
If you dodge 'I won't let them cut me'
If you protect someone 'I won't let them die'
If you attack 'I'll cut them' "

"Well, can't you see the resolve to cut reflected in my sword?"
- Urahara Kisuke

"I don't care you I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges my eyes out, I'll curse him from the grave!

Even if I'm torn to death, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"
- Uzumaki Naruto

"I'm going to be the best ninja in the world, Believe it!"

-ItachiLoveChild

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In Order to Tell a Lie, There Must Be a Truth by sakura1243 reviews
Lina Vash always considered her life to be rather ordinary, maybe even boring. That all changes the day she finds a mysterious artifact and gets transported back to Victorian times where she meets a certain earl and his devilishly handsome butler. Sebastian/OC IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN (2019)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sebastian M., OC
Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,994 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Sebastian Story : That Angel by Moon's Envoy reviews
Madeleine died over 200 years ago in order to save her family from despair. Now Ciel Phantomhive has struck a deal with a demon and Madeleine finds that even being an angel may not be enough to save her nephew. Along the way she learns that things are not always black and white. Perhaps there might even be a way for angels and demons to find love in each others arms.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 146,683 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC]
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shiroijijo by Darkening Light 666 reviews
DISCONTINUED I never believed myself one to fall in love; it was a useless human emotion. But here I am, falling in love with one creature that grates on my nerves more than anyone else in Heaven, Hell or Earth. What am I supposed to do? Sebastian/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,418 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sebastian M.
One Hell of a Master by Junjou-chan reviews
One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 375,735 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
What Will You Do Now, Sasuke? by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
Madara was unable to retrieve Sasuke. Naruto got to him first. Now back at the village, our young Uchiha boy has to settle back down in his home village, regain his Will of Fire, and his reasons for living. But can he do that when Madara still wants him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
You Only Mate Once by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
When you're a vampire, you only mate once. You only have one mate to spend the rest of your existence with. One person who'll make you happy, love, and complete. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual themes. ItaSasu, don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 208,370 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Hell High by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto is a trouble making alcoholic. Sasuke is a suicidal emo. What happens when these two are sent to a boarding school that is supposed to help “cure” them of these problems and have to room together? Total and complete chaos. Rated M. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,266 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's Hard to Invade the World when You're in Love by Volatile321 reviews
Cyniclons..are the an alien species supreme to humans and Dren knows it. He's intent on pursuing Zoey at his leisure, until an experiment goes desperately wrong...but that leaves Zoey free to fall in love with him. Takes place around episode 14.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
The Ramen Rivalry by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,534 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Purified Drinking Water by mydickisthealpha reviews
Itachi is sick of life. Sick of people, sick of his father, brother, mama's mama, you name them... Until, one day, he hits someone with his Lotus Ferrari who, just maybe, can make that statement false. ItaNaru, YAOI, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
What I Would Do For You by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. Yaoi. Uchihacest. Based off mythology Greek and Japanese
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Stylist by keikew reviews
Meet Sasuke, the new Marketing Executive of Uchiha Group, a large fashion conglomerate. He turns up to his first day of work in an oversized suit and last year's shoes. Appalled, Itachi finds Sasuke a personal stylist, but Naruto is so much more. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night Rain by ItachiNoTenshi reviews
DiSCONTINUED. Summary: That day changed everything, the day they betrayed him in a way he never thought possible. Warnings: Male/Male. INCEST. AU/AR. Undecided pairing. ?/Naru, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaruSasu, KakaIru, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,395 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U.
If you stayed, this wouldn't have happened by Hitoko-sama reviews
Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki.yaoi ItaNaru, PeinNaru, ONESIDED SasuNaru!THREESOMES! mentions of OroSasu and KabuSasu. more or less onesided MadaIta and MadaPein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,786 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
72 Hours of Torture by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Return by BlueKitten6 reviews
UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pain That Never Dies by themadanimeotaku reviews
Naruto has for years put up with the name calling, the abuse that the entire Leaf Village has done to him, in the hopes that one day, they would accept him. Finally Naruto just snaps. Rated M for Dark stuff, and lemons. NarutoXOC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,405 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owned by Kittfox reviews
get your hands off him little brother. He's Mine! I own him Itachi snarled. Over my dead body Itachi A sinister smile spread across Itachi's lips. As You wish. Itanarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.