Name: None ya

Age: 20

Location: USA

Favorite Actresses: Kristen Stewart, Jessica Capshaw, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Kaley Cuoco, Jodie Foster, Mariska Hargitay, Diane Neal, Kate Winslet, Christina Applegate, Rachel McAdams, Shirley McClaine, Kate Hudson, Tina Fey, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Degeneres, Audrey Hepburn, Lucille Ball, and many others.

Favorite Actors: Owen Wilson, Tom Hanks, Jim Parsons, Cuba Gooding Jr., Ben Stiller, Matthew Perry, Clive Owen, Ryan Gosling, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Czuchry, Jack Black, Justin Long, and many more that I can't think of right now.

Favorite TV show of all time: Friends

Favorite Movies: The Notebook Titanic, Marley & Me, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Baby Mama, Along Came Polly, Speak, Bruce Almighty, Erin Brockavich, Welcome to the Rileys, Catch That Kid, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Green Mile, Men of Honor, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2, and many many more.

Favorite Tv Shows: Friends, Gilmore Girls, The Big Bang Theory, That 70's Show, Law & Order: SVU, Chelsea Lately, and 30 Rock.

Favorite Pairings:

Friends:

Rachel and Ross- duh

Rachel and Chandler

Joey and Phoebe

Monica and Chandler

Pairings I don't like:

Joey and Rachel- I liked them together on the show but for some reason in FanFiction I just don't. It's weird.

Law & Order: SVU:

Casey and Olivia- So cute, most favorite ever

Alex and Olivia- Good but not as good as CO.

Pairings I Don't Like:

Elliot and Olivia- It just seems boring to me

Gilmore Girls:

Rory and Logan- They are my all time favorite. I'm still upset at how the series ended.

Rory and Tristan- Not as good as ROGAN, but I still like.

Rory and Jess- They're ok, it just depends on what mood I'm in though. I'd definitely read a Rogan or Trory first.

Luke and Lorelai- Again, duh

Lorelai and Christopher- I just think he gets parts of her that no one else does. He can empathize with her situation with her parents. They grew up together. They banter well too.

Pairings I don't like:

Rory and Dean- Yuck. I absolutely hate them together. Rory can do SO MUCH better (and she did, hello Rogan). Dean may have been sweet to her, but there's no way they were gonna stay together. They shared no interests, nothing in common.

Favorite Singers (right now anyway): T.I., Tim McGraw, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Kings of Leon, Van Morrison, Bat For Lashes, John Mayer, Rascal Flatts, Martina McBride, Rihanna, Nickelback, All American Rejects, Brad Paisley, The Bangles, Queen, Journey, John Mellencamp, Elton John, Michael Jackson (only back in his "Thriller" days), and more

Favorite Author: Jane Austen

Favorite Book: Mansfield Park

Now onto some random thoughts and maybe some of my favorite quotes:

Friends:

Phoebe: Right after playing a song in the coffee shop If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Ross (talking to Rachel about their baby)

Rachel: What... married?

Ross: Well, yeah I think we should get married.

Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

Ross and Rachel talking about Braxton Hicks Contractions

Ross: Oh thank god! Most women don't even feel 'em.

Rachel: Ok no uterus, no opinion.

Chandler: Yeah Baby!!

Ross: What are you doing?

Chandler: Making chocolate milk? You want some?

Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?

Ross: Sure, just give me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

Seeing someone new in her office, Rachel: Who the hell are you?

The someone new, named Gavin: Who the hell are you?

Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is.

Monica: Guys can fae it?! Unbelievable!! The one thing that's ours!!

More to come because I love Friends!!

Gilmore Girls:

Rory: Do something to make me hate you!

Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?

Rory (goes to living room for movie night and sees carrots): What's with the carrots?

Lorelai: I thought you weren't eating right at school.

Rory: Oh

Lorelai (handing one to Rory): Marshmallow?

Richard: Lorelai, focus please.

Lorelai: I am a camera.

Roy (grabbing a bottle): Here's the gin. It's brown right?

Lorelai: I love that you think that.

Talking about Harvard

Lorelai: Past Graduates: Henry James- isn't that a beer?

Rory: And a novelist. Go on.

Lorelai: John Adams. That's a beer.

Rory: Our second president. He's very in right now

Lorelai: W.E.B. Du Bois, Yo-Yo Ma, ooooh Fred Gwym!

Rory: Who?

Lorelai: Hermun Munster. Now I'm impressed.

Lorelai: Does Paris ever sleep?

Rory: I think she just periodically makes a whirring noise, then shuts down.

Talking about Town Meetings:

Luke: We got nothing of substance done this evening.

Lorelai: And the tradition stands!!

Luke: You tuck the bed in on both sides.

Lorelai: Yeah, and then I slip in, it's like a straight jacket.

Luke: Oh, you must feel at home there.

Rory: Paris, why aren't you taking care of Doyle?

Paris: Sick people freak me out.

Rory. You're pre-med!!

Rory: (chuckling to herself) Barry Manilow.

Lorelai: Stop!

Rory: (singing) Looks like we made it.

Lorelai: Oh yeah? Spice Girls!

Rory: Duran Duran!

Lorelai: Dido!

Rory: Olivia Newton-John!

Lorelai: The Macarena! You and Lane for hours and hours for weeks on end!

Rory: Hey! We were mocking, you can't mock the mocking!

Lorelai: All right, it's getting ugly. Let's stop.

Rory: Let's be friends again.

Lorelai: All right.

They clink their coffee cups together.

And this has to be one of my all time favorites:

Emily: You were on the phone…
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool. I am gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon (trying to figure out Howard's card trick):It's just not possible

Howard: Believe in magic you muggle!!

More random stuff:

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC"

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser

I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned.

I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run.

I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser.

I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude.

I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored.

I'm the OLDEST SIBLING so I MUST get everything I want.

I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator

I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce.

I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST love Hilary Clinton.

I'm for GAY MARRIAGE, so I MUST be liberal.

I'm the OLDEST CHILD so I MUST be perfect.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

I will be posting stories eventually. Unfortunately, school and writer's block gets in the way. I am constantly thinking of ideas but then my brain just kind of gives up.