i guess im supposed to write something here.

ok then, i will.

but remember, you asked for it.

please take no offense if i mess people up. because its on purpose.

although this isn't a cut-rate fan fiction, better safe than sorry.

i am really bored.

Me: hello, this is Aurora Rose here, and i am going to announce i'm officially engaged! (insert people clapping here) i have been dating this man for exactly three minutes! i would now like to introduce my fiance! i'm so happy right now, i could die!

Russia: (pulling out bloody water pipe) i'll help with the last part, da.

Me: it was only a saying, I don't really want to die... ANYWAY, i would like everyone to meet my fiance!

(croud excitedly cheers as bob the builder rides up in his machine named scoop.)

Bob: hi everybody! i'm engaged to... (in a whisper)... whats your name...?

Me: (also in a whisper) Harry Potter.

Bob: to Harry Potter!

Harry: yay! i accept!

Me: NOW who am i gonna marry? oh, congratulations you two, your a great couple! damn it, i need a boyfriend!

(a dark cloaked figure named Umehito Nekozawa runs up and glomps Me)

Umehito: ufufufufu! i'll marry you!

Me: no, you'll curse me. go marry Tamaki!

Umehito: i cant, he's gt Bella Swan. apparently he likes brunettes! i don't see why though, blondes are awesome!

Me: blondes are dumb. If you want Awesome, go hook up with Gilbert or something... WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN JACOB'S SINGLE?!?!

Bob: no, i hears Jacob and Renge got together. hey, you're blonde too, dumbo!

Me: YAY!!!!! I'M AN ELEPHANT! (running around in circles waving my hands up in the air)

Umehito: whaddaya say, Aurora? wanna marry me? i'll give you a free beelzenef curse doll!

Me: seriously? for free? well sure, i'll marry you!

Umehito: perfect! now, lets honeymoon in Fiji!

Me: isnt it bright there? you'll never even go outside.

Umehito: i dont mind! come on, lets g-

Tamaki: unhand my daughter, you fiend!

Me: since when am i your daughter...?

Harry: wow, he's hot! bye Bob, i'm takin' him!

Tamaki: why hello there, my prince! you have such beautiful eyes! i could get lost in their depth! oh, such beau-

Me: what about Bella? (muttering) is he gay?

Tamaki: oh no! i'm sorry my prince, but i must leave for now. let us rendezvous on Noah's arc!( he dramatically runs backwards, waving. suddenly, he runs into a random pole and passes out.)

Bob: 'm leaving too! jeez, do guys have any commitment?! (he walks out of view)

Me: Harry, Russia, Umehito-kun. i guess its just the four of us, then.

Harry: nope, i'm leaving. i've got Voldemort to kill. (flies off on broom)

Russia: i think i'll go torture Latvia some more... (walks over to the trembling country)

Umehito: to Fiji, then.

Me: sure, to Fiji. so, Umehito, when am i gonna get my beelzenef doll?

England: I have no reason to go on living... maybe I should go curse everyone with my black magic...

Me: Have fun with that... ohh! Idea! You and Nekozawa can have an epic magic battle! It would be totally awesome!

England: What...? Battle...? But I'm the only country who believes in magic, aside from Norway...

Me: I never said he was a country... But I have heard he's really good at curses...

England: Alright! May the best magician win!

Me: And just for the fun of it, we should get Voldemort too!

Scene change to a windswept field, where three cloaked figures glared at eachother.*

Me: Let the epic battle begin!

The three magicians shoot curses at one another, until the shortest one starts summoning a demon. There is an eerie green glow, and slowly an adorable yet large (as in tall (and possibly other ways, if ya catch my drift), not fat! He's just big-boned!) man rises out of the middle of the field.*

Russia: Yonda?

England: I didn't send for YOU!!!

Russia: Kolkol.

The ground startes to shake, confusing everyone. Everyone stares in shock as a giant construction truck rises out of the ground.*

Bob: Mwahahaha! This is my revenge, Aurora, for being so mean!

He pushes a big red button and the world explodes, killing everyone. The end.