Hi! This is a joint author account, since the both of us have good ideas together.
The other one is sam[female] and you can call me D![also female]
([We're an all-american flying baboon pack!])The name came from an inside joke, in case you were wondering.

Together we do mostly humor fics. If you like a paticular style of fic, put it in one of your reviews or e-mail me and we'll see what we can do!
Seeing as this is a bio, I shall put some info on me.(D)
I am a poker maniac, and hope to play in the World Poker Tour when I am old enough. I know many forms of poker, but my favorite is currently pass the trash. I hate bad grammar or spelling, and people who nag other people about it at spell it 'grammer'. I also read too fast.

Feel free to E-mail or AIM me about anything, if I'm actually on it means i'm bored as hell. [Or my hand hurts too much to do anything else.]
Well, I personally like to write Sess/Kik romances [see Half] but I am a loyal fluffyshipper, too!

Current progress*
Half: I do hope you'll bear with me. I've decided to post the first chapter up, just as a spoiler of sorts. That's why the old story got deleted.