So... You wanna know something about me? O_O; Wow... you must be nuts.. All right... Well, here goes nothin'.

For starters I will not tell you my name. Never. Not even if you ask nicely. I will, however, show tolerance if you appear with a cup of coffee for me in your hand. So don't ask me unless you have my buddies named Maxwell House or Folgers with you. -.-

As for my appearance, well, I'm brunette, blue eyes, pale skin (almost like Dilandau-sama's... *), and short. Very short. We're talking a leap away from being considered a Hobbit. _;

There's another thing: I'm not only a rabid Escaflowne fangirl, I'm a Tolkien nut, too, and not a newbie one, either. I was reading the Lord of the Rings five times a year before there was even rumor of the movie out. (Ents are NOT trees, dammit! -.-;;; )

I have pets, too... ^_^ I have seven fish (three are named after Harry Potter characters, and the rest have bishie Dragonslayers as their namesakes), a very evil, very demented "hell-cat" (whose name is, ironically, cute. Betcha can't guess what his name is... D ), my younger sister, and a pet Madoushi. His name is Foruma. ^_^ Jump, Foruma, JUMP! Good Foruma... (pets the Madoushi) He can bite, so don't make me mad. -.-

I'm a high school student, yes. Junior. B-average. No further questions on this topic, if you will. _;

I'm as creative as it gets. I knit... Yes. Your Grandma Ruby isn't the only one who can make a pretty scarf. D I sew... a little. _; I stopped sewing less after I got a needle stuck in my toe. Don't ask. I draw a lot. I even draw in class.. (well, the teachers deserve it if they ramble off-topic for half the class ¬_¬). Obviously, I write... -.- I can't, however, sing worth crap. Nor can I dance or paint. So don't ask me to tap-dance to the Entertainer while painting a Picasso and singing Cher's "Dark Lady". I'm sure there's a monkey out there somewhere in one of America's many twisted laboratories that can do it for you.

I'm a total band nerd. I'm even the clarinet section leader... D and I oppress my "Dragonslayers" as much as possible while managing to play a high E.

And, finally, know this: If I don't have coffee, I will not function normally or even slightly sanely. (stares at Foruma the pet Madoushi, who is tearing up picture of Allen) Good, Foruma!!! ^_^