WolfAngel62
 Author has written 13 stories for Greek Mythology, Misc. Tv Shows, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Terra Nova, Wrestling, Once Upon a Time, and Mortal Instruments. My avatar is Hunter Hayes, cuz I wanted it to be. TMI dream cast: Clary Fray: Lily collins Jace Herondale: Alex Pettyfer Simon Lewis: Logan Lerman Isabelle Lightwood: Megan fox Magnus bane: Adam lambert Alec Lightwood: Ben Barnes BASIC CRAP: NAME: Daciana HAIR: Black, mid-back length waves, i tend to help them curl though EYES: ice blue but not really angry, just, ice blue AGE: 13 GENDER: Female HEIGHT: 'bout 5' 9" with my orthodics. WEIGHT: 120 even (it's all muscle) STATE: WA ADDRESS: STALKER! HELP!!!! THERE'S A STALKER!!!! HOBBIES: reading, singing, chewing on ice, soccer, and ballet FAVORITE THINGS: books, and soccer balls BOOKS: Percy Jackson, Warriors, Mortal Instruments, and The Kane Chronicles. ANIMAL: Penguins, and cats COMICS: Luann MOVIES: hp7 pt2, Grown Ups, Soul Surfer(one of the best movies I've seen in a long time) TV SHOWS: Stars earn stripes, Grimm, 48 Hours MUSICALS: none OTHER: What does that even mean??? PERSONALTY: funloving HAPPY: Sometimes 2/3 of me. SAD: The other 1/3 of me. ANGRY: I really don't-oh, wait, there's that one time, and that other time, then there was the time I blew up that gas station... SHY: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! QUIET: Hell NO!!! FUNNY: Well am I??? SENSITIVE: Sometimes... UNSURE: A lot of the time! ME ON FANFICTION: Please review!! I will respond to every PM you send me as well, and will answer any questions. Also, if you want me to read any of your stories and review, I might. TAKEN or SINGLE: Single. - 50 Q’s w/ My Answers - 1.You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? Mini donuts, bubble gum(has to be classic bubble), a cherimoya punch sobe, and sour patch kids. 2.If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? electric eel 3. Who's your favourite redhead? Clary!!!! Duh!!! 4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? I don't have an IHOP where I live 5. Last book you read? I'm reading the City of Fallen Angels 6. Describe your mood with one word. Bored 7. Describe the last time you were injured. hurt my ankle, in fact IT STILL HURTS!!! 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Ady or katie or maddie 9. Rock concert or symphony? AREOSMITH ALL THE WAY BABY!!! 10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone? its my ipod touch, Blake Sheltons Honey Bee cover 11. Favourite soft drink? pepsi 12. What type of shirt are you wearing? a black tank with a leather Harley vest over it 13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be? a harley 14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres? Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part two (I cried like a baby) 15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on: Blake Shelton (yes I know he's 30 I don't care!!!!) 16. What's your favourite kind of cake? chocolate chip cake 17. What did you have for dinner last night? veggie burger ( I'm vegetarian or really pescatarian(pm me if u don't know what that is)) 18. Look to your left, what do you see? a hula hoop 19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no 20. Favourite toy as a child? Fred the Frog 21. Do you buy your food at the store? I can't drive yet 22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? probably 23. When's the last time you had gummy worm a long time ago 24. What's your favourite fruit? pinnapple 25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? I suck at cartwheels 26. Do you like running long distances? no 27. Have you ever eaten snow? uh, duh 28. What colour are your bedsheets? white w/ flower buds 29. What's your favourite flower? The tiger lily 30. Do you do ballet? of course 31. Do you listen to classical music? Blech!!! 32. What is the 1st TV theme song that pops in your head? wonder pets, sad huh 33. Do you watch SpongeBob? that stupid show?! hell no!! 34. What temperature is it outside right now? I don't know!! do I look like i keep track of these things!!! 35. Do people consider you smart? I'm college leveled reader and am considered a nerd 36. How many piercings do you have? none 37. Are you signed on AIM? Don't even know what the hell that is 38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together I'm not that stupid! Okay, maybe I am...Yes, I have, Super Glue, wasn't pretty 39. How do you feel about your family? I love em but sibligs are as annoying as hell!! 40. Do you have an iPod? Yeah, a touch 41. What time do you go to bed? On school nights, about 9:00, on weekends, as late as possible 42. What CD is currently in your CD player? I listen to the radio 43. What film do you know every line to? none 44. What is your favourite salad dressing? ranch, I know boring but it's good 45. What do you want for Christmas this year? contacts that make my eyes either bright blue, bright grenn or look like cats eyes 46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you? My grandpa lived in texas, he died 47. Do you like hugs? yeah they're okay 48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: riding on the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world (it's true just look it up, Timber Terror in Silverwood) 49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? I have a very simple name 50. Do you watch football? Hell no!! Soccer all the way baby!! You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS!) You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.) Everything reminds you of the book. (yes) You quote random lines all the time. (yes) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, but I have a bunch in my computer desktop) You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books. My mom was surprised and amused when I forgot to bring my book (City of glass) to read it to my Grandma's, so I just said it by memory) You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than fifteen.) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Fred, Remus, Snape, Lily, Bellatrix, etc.!) (and Jace, but he was brought back to life) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Of course, I'm going to murder Clary and steal Jace!) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes) Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors). I am a book addictand proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. If you cried like a baby when Harry looked through Snape's memories in the deathly hallows part 2 and are not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you immediatly went in ff.com after seeing hp7 pt2 and searched Snape and Lily copy and paste this to your profile! If you became a supporter of Snape/Lily after the deathly hallows copy and paste this to your profile. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!! If you were extremly mad when the casting for Jace was announced and it wasn't Alex Pettyfer copy and paste this to your profile!!! If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you cried when Severus Snape died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and are not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you liked Snape (or at least honor him) after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, (two days (holla!)) copy and paste this on your profile If you counted how many days were left for Harry Potter 7 Part 2 to come out, copy/paste this on your profile Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. (Including me! =D) I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. Thephaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsirt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Cpoy nda pstae ihts fi uyo nca raed ihts. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with magic, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. My fav quotes from... well, anywhere. "Listening to the news? Again?" "Cee lo probably told y'all to DUET not DO-IT." - Blake Shelton - the voice on Emily and Curtis kissing. "usually I'm remarkably good natured, try me on any day that doesn't end in y" - Jace - city of ashes "Your Ragnor Fell? The warlock?" "yeah Christina's a bit of a redneck." "With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo "I'm not going to call myself the god of verticly challenged people, I'm a dwarf" - Bes - throne of fire "well, how about that, a guy attends the funeral of his nine-year-old brother and misses all the fun" - Jace - City of Glass "Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire" - Sadie - throne of fire "There's a thin line between sarcasm and down-right hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?" - Jace - City of Bones "How dare he kiss me without permission!" - Sadie - throne of fire "Simon is NOT dimwitted." "The chasm was filled with something bubbling and red, I wondered what it was. Blood? Lava? Evil kechtup?" - Sadie - The red pyramid "Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, and god help the poor bastard who wants to take a bath with the ducky" - Jace - City of Bones "But why is all the rum gone!?" - Jack Sparrow "I liked you better when you were unconscious." ••) .•).•.•) .•) (.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that HAD , DIED, or is living with cancer Being weird is like being normal, only better. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my frikkin rum! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did. Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us! Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems! I'm not weird, your just to normal Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons . . . Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% ) Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Man: I'd like to knock you up baby this is hilarious, if you thought so as well copy and paste this to your profile (and btw the very last one is of my own creation) A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I'm I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a punk so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea I’m WHITE, so I MUST be I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideaology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears Ugh why must people think others need a stereotype all the bold ones are me in the first way but not the second 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your heads off, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." yeah, okay, now where's that juice I'm taking to the game Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" I should hope! Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Hmmmm :/ Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." yeah I'm just, ya know, gonna let my kid drink the stuff Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Hmm, where's the ice cream topping? oh, this looks good! sure it smells revolting, but let's see how it tastes and I'm just gonna ignore the label that say "HAIR DYE" Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" No, it's gonna make me WIDE awake Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" really I thought it would only do it in the daytime Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Hmm, I wonder what would happen if... RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Really I thought electronics and water mixed?! Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." awww, I thought it would be dry!!! Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" Hello! that's the only friggin time people have to do their hair!!! On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" okay and that would be? Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" got it, I'll just eat it now Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)- "Do not turn upside down" A little late don'tcha think? Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." No, I was expecting it to be cold Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Again that's the only time I have to do it! Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." we could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just keep those five-year-olds off the fork-lifts Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." I would hope!!! Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." so where can't I use it? Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." what other uses would that be? Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." *gasp* no, Really!?!? American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Step three: change airlines. Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." so would the Batman costume make me fly? Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." I wonder why? This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (These are just the ones I remember doing. And I'm sure I'll do some of the other ones someday in my life) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Amber: The Bible says to always be prepared. Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh! Nina: Fabian you got it! Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck? "THEY PUSHED HER DOWN A SEWER!!!!!!!!" About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen) Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends. Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors. When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, And so is your head If you can't; If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, Blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. Good friend Vs. Best friend a good friend will comfort you when he rejects you a best friend will go up to him and say "it's because you're gay isn't it?" (no offence intended to anyone!) a good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you a best friend will pass him in the hall and whisper "seven days" a good friend helps you find your prince a best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you a good friend will help you move a best friend will help you move the bodies a good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be in the cell right next to you saying "That was AWESOME!! lets do it again!" a good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you a good friend will help you learn to drive a best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance a good friend will help you up when you fall a best friend will point and laugh because they're the ones who tripped you[me] a good friend will go to a concert with me a best friend will help me kidnap the band a good friend asks you for your number a best friend asks you for their number a good friend will hide you from the cops a best friend is probably the reason they're after you a good friend lets you make an idiot out of yourself in public a best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. Friendship None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart--super funny-- 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham 4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc." 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _ 6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" 8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" 23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song 29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles 33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!" 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 39. TP as much of the store as possible 40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke 43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off 44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens 49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 5 53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 5 56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name 62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters 63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans 64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again 65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!! 67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing 68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store 77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead 78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down 82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions 86. Swing on the half price banners 87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed 88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 89. Hold Barbie for ransom 90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You" 91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart 92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!" 93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!" 94. Do your own radio show over the intercom 95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask 96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up 97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN! 98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you 99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over 101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded 105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items 106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!" 107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!" 108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!" 109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit 110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!" 111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around 112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!" 113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around 114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..." 115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married 116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!" 117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in 118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart 124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 132. Light a match under a sprinkler 133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies. 135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up. 138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 139. start hitting on the mannequins. 140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up. 141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap. 142. Put women's clothes into men's carts. 143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking. 144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!" 145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won. 146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!" 147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?" 148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel 149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME! 150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!" 151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused. 152. Ask for Goat Milk 153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened. 154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!" 155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people 156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!" 158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?" 159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans! 160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer. 161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA" 162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!" 163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way. 164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 1 65. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins 166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head. 167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3. 168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it. 169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face 170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time. 171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg. 172. Start playing the violin. 173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead. 175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in. 176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum 177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!" 178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily 179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan. 180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend. 181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically 182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!" 183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" 184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff 185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes. 186. Walk around in a court jester costume 187. Run at people with a pitch fork 188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack 189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two." 191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!" 192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people 193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair' 194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can. 195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day 196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals 197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera 198. Yell curse words at people 199. Knock down as many displays as you can 200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away. 201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people 202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away 203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?" 204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle 205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces 206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" 207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone. 208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming. 209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes. 210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store. 211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!" 212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years. 213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short. 214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!" 215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!" 216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock 217. Tap dance through the store 218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican 219. Rip open every package you see 220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way. 221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically) 222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi." 223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again. 224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!" 225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are. 226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!" 227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers. 228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see. 229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish. 230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face. 231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you. 232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target 233. Throw a party in a busy isle 234. Test drive lawn mowers 235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store 236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around 237. Carry a bomb and make it explode 238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it 239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager 240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by 241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!" 242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you. 243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar 244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!" 245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers 246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car) 247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac. 248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!" 249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?" 250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it 251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?" 252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda 253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!" 254. Order a pizza from the cashier 255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred 256. Start a food fight 257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?" 258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves. 259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you 260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt 261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious" 262. Flip off the manager 263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too... 264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!" 265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!" 266. Throw a dance party 267. Write on the floors 268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling. 269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear. 270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint. 271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it. 272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!" 273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them. 274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out. 275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!" 276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down. 277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie! 278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done. 279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase 280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra 281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time. 282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow 283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks 284. Flirt with the manager's husband 285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman. 286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil 287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!" 288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun... 289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in 290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register." 291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people. 292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!" 293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...) 294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them. 295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...) 296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!" 297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!" 298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!" 299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint 300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!" 301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas 302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey 303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar 304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over. 305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry. 306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes. 308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is. 309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!" 310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run. 311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples." 312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!" 313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?" 315. Spit in the manager's face 316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad 317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car." 318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt 319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles 320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!" 321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!" 322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!" 323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people 324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance 325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!" 326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person. 327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!" 328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them. 329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!" 330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years. 331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!" 332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song. 333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!! GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. X You have thought about death. (Yeah, but im not the one dying.) X You wear chains. X You like heavy metal. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. X You have worn black lipstick. X Your hair was/is dark. X You dislike preps. x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. Total:6 X You can skateboard x you’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. X You hate MTV. X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) x you dislike pink. X You hate/dislike preps. X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total: 8 Your guy side X You love hoodies. X You love jeans. X Dogs are better than cats. X its hilarious when people get hurt. X You've played with/against boys on a team. X Shopping is torture. X Sad movies suck. X You own/Ed an X-Box. ( i can kick my friends butt on it) X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (but really? Who doesnt wanna be a firefighter?!) X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega. X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X You watch sports on TV. 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There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my friggin rum. My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained. Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it. What is this 'kindness'you speach of? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. I intend to live forever or die trying! 'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He who laughs last didn't get it. When there's a will, I want to be in it. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. 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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting. If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode? I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. The trouble with life is there's no background music. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 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Get plenty of sleep. Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good. Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first. Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented. Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects). The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you Idiot I didn't vote and I didn't die! HaHa :P. Diddy! Nostradamus predicted you'd be a loser. The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling* High on life- and glue! Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you. This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes dangerous things. I suggest you run from Bob. DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work Hello. I have the urge to kill. Angry people need hugs or sharp objects I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. Love your enemies, it pisses them off. Save a tree, eat a beaver. Don’t mess with me! I have a stick! Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism? Ha ha! I don’t get it. We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet. No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again. My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass! I’m not weird, I’m gifted. Life called… you failed. Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it. Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine. Ponder This... Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call itsomething like the early morning? If you built/lit a fire in an igloo would the igloo melt? FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. pause she slid off the bed and padded across the room. (Cassie Clare, Clockwork Prince) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? picture on my wall of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert kissing 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Grimm 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:02 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? country radio 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? half hour ago, walking across my backyard 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Blake Shelton's twitter page (he writes some crazy shit! check it out man!) 9. What are you wearing? highlighter colored soccer jersey with 18 on the back, a pair of shorty shorts, and black Cons 10. Did you dream last night? Yea, I was at a Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert concert, meeting them 11. When did you last laugh? At one of Blake's tweets 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Awindow, Shelton and Lambert posters, bright blue zebra stripes 13. Seen anything weird lately? My friend Ady's family 14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh. 15. What is the last film you saw? White Chicks 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? a trip to Greece, Rome, and Egypt. And... a day with Blake Shelton and my role model Miranda Lambert 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I wanna be a Homocide Detective 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? end war, in turn ending hunger, in turn making everyone happy =D 19. Do you like to dance? Done ballet for 10 years 20. George Bush: He can go die in the hole he dug the country that he left Obama to fill 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Jace Angelique (Moon Angel) 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jace Micheal 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? no A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes | |||||||
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