Yes, I am a brony... the rare kind that DOESN'T WANT TO BE STUCK IN EQUESTRIA! This story is one about me, my life, and my overwhelming desire to return back to where I belong. But the longer I stay, the more my resolve weakens.

Humans aren't the nicest of species. If something stands in humanity's way, they remove it, with or without violence. When one human gets sucked into a strange and unfamiliar land, he is forced to either adapt or be cast out, and when he meets to residents of the new world, things get a bit crazy, faster than he expects. this story is told in first person. self-insert.

Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck. How will she use this new word? Let's find out.