Woo! I finally have an account on here! Prepare yourselfs for destruction from my awesome(Crappy) stories!

I'm Penz, as you can see, and I love all the people who don't make my life miserable, including, I hope, you!

Now, i'll just be off in a corner crying myself to sleep. _

Likes: Yaoi, Shonen-ai, The Divor-ced Duo(Person.. I... ADORE), reading things that don't suck, going to movies that don't suck, melting things/Setting things on fire, running over people in Grand Theft Auto, Video games in general, and people who have a personality similar to my own(If you're insane... I love you.)

Dislikes(The Fun Part!): Homophobes, Heterophobes, Stupid Flamers, Bots, Any anime that has DB/DBZ/DBZX/DBCG in it(God Damn spiky-haired guys with the screaming and the yelling and the steroids!)Sequals, shallow close-minded retards who make fun of you when they haven't ever said a word to you, Rednecks(Dey Tuk Er JOBS! DERN GAY FOLK ALWAYZ COMIN ROUND! BURN THE Un-PURE, you know the kind), People in general, my family, the outrageuous prices at Wally World(Lowest prices my ASS!), and annoying people with my long list of dislikes. You all know who you are.

Hobbies: Listening to people talk and then jutting out right in the middle of their conversation "WOW! That is so true! I know EXACTLY what you're saying!" and then watching them exchange un-comfortable glances at each other.

Anime/Manga i'm currently watching/reading: Yami no Matsuei, Naruto, Samurai Champloo, Neon Genesis Evangelion(I'm watching to see that episode with Kowaru and Shinji. Hee.)

Sexuality: Straight as far as my experience runs.

About Me: OMFGBBQ? YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT MWA! Hee. I'm extremely stupid in public, and my wacky adventures include riding on childrens merry-go-rounds in the mall, jumping on beds in Macy's screaming "CSI!", pretending to work at a store and telling people that their makeup doesn't match at all, running through Hollister in my friends forced Goth attire squeeling "WEEEE!", stopping at Abercrombie and Fitch and just staring at random people until they're so uncomfortable they walk out, stalking guys with purple hair, standing on the fountains in the mall screaming "I'M GOD!", riding up and down glass elevators and making faces at the elderly and preppeh, jumping on beds in the appliance section and jumping from one to another(Quite like Dory in finding Nemo), playing with freakish-looking hell dolls in the food court, turning off all the T.V's in the T.V. section that also sells scented candles, running from my friends creey stalker guy, drinking coffee(Not that strange, but I luff coffee), pretending to steal stuff at Regency Square and yelling at people for "descriminating" against us, standing on the benches at the movies and yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! IT'S TIME TO WORSHIP YOUR PAGAN GOD! MWAHAHAHA!", throwing balls at people in P.E., and, when people wisper about me, turning to my friend and saying "Did ya hear that? We're special enough to talk about!" and watching the person walk away really fast.