Hi. I'm FaintlyAlarming- Surprise, surprise.

I like most kinds of stories, except for extreme horror - I've never much been into gore. *I read fanfic to enjoy myself, not to cringe away from my computer screen.

Favorite Quotes:

ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even through a family-friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became superpowered and devirginized the entire world."

- Sarrolyne, on Metaquotes

Stargate SG-1, General Hammond: "As far as what you told me, there seems to be an evil conspiracy among the Tollan Curia, whose apparent goal is to give us everything we ever wanted."