I write flames.

If I do not like something about your fic, I will make no bones about telling you, straight off, straight-forward, and immediately.
Do not mistake this for me PMSing, or being a jerk in general. I am merely acting as a critic, and reserving my right to review.

If you have a problem with how I review your fic... there is that magic button that will remove my lambasting writing from your precious fan fiction story review section. Do this at will, I couldn't care less... it's your fic, after all.

Other than that, there really osn't anything else to say...
Except perhaps for the fact that most of what I shall write in reviews is not technically flaming. I will present my idea of what I believe the author/authoress did wrong, and then back it up with what went well in their fic, and how they could improve. I do not wish to insult anyone needlessly... only perhaps open their eyes to the world around them that quite possibly goes beyond the sides of their own ass.

~The Masked Reviewer