Okay Just a little warning: I'm a CRAZY teen girl (living in Sweden, where we speak Swedish and not English :P)that loves American TV series too much, just so you know. I would also like to add that I'm totally and completely insane on top of the crazy...so remember you have been warned.

My interests are reading, writing, listening to music, talking (kind of a weird interest but I'm weird so it fits) hanging out with friends, my dog and not to forget TV shows(I watch a LOT of TV series, it would probably be easier to just tell you which TV shows I don't watch instead of the ones I do watch :P well maybe it's not that bad :P)

But anyway these are my favorites are Heroes, Buffy, Prison break, House MD, Bones, Veronica Mars, Doll House, Lost and Robin Hood. But I'll pretty much watch anything. And the books I love are pretty much Harry Potter, Eragon (But not Eldest, that book was just boring...sorry Christopher P, I got nothing against you...)I guess the Twilight series is okay too (but come on seriously? vamps that sparkle? but I still kind of like it :P Ohh no the horror I'm being pulled in by the Twilight hysteria :S) I also like stuff like the Da vinci code and Angels and Demons, but I'll pretty much read anything. (I also like to say like a lot :P)

If you want to check out my fan- art (and some other artistic stuff) to my deviant page:

If you want to check out my fan-videos you can do that via my youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Mango517

Due to a serious case of writers block I have decided to take all my multi-chapter stories down from FF.net. This is because I constantly feel like I should continue them

My stories and what's up with them...

(Buffy the Vampire slayer/Harry Potter Crossover) Coëval Abovo

As I'm re-posting everything I have ever done, I'm thinking this one will come first - since it was the first thing I ever did. I hope I'll feel motivated to finally write this one first page to last one.

(Buffy the Vampire slayer/Harry Potter Crossover) On The Bright Side of Life

Not that high on my list - feel like I gotten way stuck with it while planing the next part of it at the same time. We'll see when this one pops up again.

(House MD)Fairytale Gone Bad

I have this long complicated plot line full of twisted House stuff I'm really excited about writing, so all I have to do is find the time to do it. I also have a sequel pland already, so I HAVE to finish this one :P

(House MD)The Past Doesn't Equal the Future

Yeah I started this intending for it just to be a few pages long, but then it got longer and longer. There are only a few chapters left for me to write and I hope I will be able to finish it soon...I'll re-post this very quickly... I hope.

(Bones)Big Scary Spider

I just looked over my stories and realized I haven't posted the last chapter for this fluffy little story so I have to get on that. Hopefully it will be up before Halloween this year :P AND MAYBE IT WILL BE! I hope to be able to just find a few hours next week and just finish it off. It's getting ridiculous having this one here year after year...

(BBC's Robin Hood)Especially in Heaven

So I kind of quite watching RH after Marian died, and forgot all about this story. But re-reading it it's kind of cute and I had a pretty decent plot too- we'll see if I decide to write this one.

(Buffy the Vampire slayer/Harry Potter Crossover)The Difference Between Humans and Humans

So this was some sort of series I started, I was totally not sure what I wanted to do with it (I still aren't really) but I have an idea, but I don't really feel so much pressure about writing it, because you could see the stories as one shots (or well right now it's a three- shot if that exist :P)

Stories I got planed

(House MD) Preliminary tittle: Either It's there or It's not

An epidemic strikes the hospital and Cameron is locked in the ER where the disease is spreading. The hospital is under total lock down. House is, to say lighly, not at his best, while his new team is (on Cuddy'sorders) trying to figure out what's wrong witheveryone. Everything is chaotic and when Cameron starts to get sick, what will happen? Will House find a way to save her(and everybody else)? And will our all time favorite couple finally realize you can't fight love or attraction and certainly not both at the same time? Hopefully I will have found the time to write this by next Christmas :P or not... we'll see.

(Twilight) What Really Matters

JasperxAlice. I know it has been done before- Jasper is the one without a girl and in the small town of Pennsburga rather odd person might be waiting for him. But what if Alice have a destiny of her own? Is the vampirexhuman thing really possible a second time around or is Alice death or transformation the only way for things "work out"? And why does the people of Pennsburg smell so dam appetizing?

(NCIS)Close call

So what if Kate hadn't been wearing a bullet proofed west when she took that bullet for Gibbs? Sort of a different take on "Kill Ari part I & II"

(Twilight) Brontide

Two lovers fated in the web of the universe, a haunted house, God(s), a vampire themed party, longing for babies, A "Stomper", sunlight, Homecoming, old scars and fluffy and pink handcuffs that break too easily… Canon parings. After Breaking Dawn.

(Twilight )21

Edward and his family just moved to forks, when Alice comes to visit in the dead of night. A suspicious guy looking for a rabbits foot, vision, a party in an old barn and lots of couples trying their best to hook up is just a few things on the menu. AH, AU. Canon parings.

Twilight (Vaticinate)

For years she's been searching - and now she found him. And he's not what she expected. Twilight with Alice as the vampire and Jasper as the human. Just because there aren't enough of these out there and I have this super interesting plot (we'll see just how when I write it.) Canon parings.

(Twilight)The Alice Element

Alice is rich, popular and fashion is Everything. High School is a blast and boys are toys. Jasper Hale starts off not being an exception to the Alice Element - the made up rules Alice lives her life by, with his peculiar amber eyes and pale skin, he might have started out as the perfect challenge, but he won't be for long. Things are not as they seem and soon true fear enters into Alice life for the first time.

My favorite quotes

Buffy: Does it get easy?

Giles: You mean life?

Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?

Giles: What do you want me to say?

Buffy: (looks up at him) Lie to me.

Giles: (considers a moment) Yes, it's terribly simple.

They start walking out of the cemetery.

Giles: The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are

easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we

always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody

lives happily ever after.

Buffy: Liar

Buffy The Vampire slayer

Bones: I don’t know what that means.

Booth: It´s an olive branch. Just...get back in the car.

Bones

Edward: Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort to keep you alive.I 'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence."

Twilight

Dr. Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy

Bones

“This is just a day for miracles. You thought AND read a book.” Remus to Sirius (Sirius' Potion Mistake- fan-fic)

Harry Potter

Alice: Bella?

Bella: What's wrong, Alice?

Alice: Don't you love me?

Bella: Of course I do. You know that.

Alice: Then why do I see you sneaking off to Vegas to get married without inviting me?

Twilight

Brennan: Don't worry. I made bail.

Zack: Bail?

Angela: Bail? For what?

Brennan: I told you. Don't worry. The murder charge won't stick.

Hodgins: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Murder charge?

Angela: Brennan, the next plan. Okay? The next plane or I'm coming down there to get you myself.

Brennan: Everything's fine. I'm healing up satisfactorily. Bye for now.

Hodgins: Healing up?

Bones

Kahlan : I'm not sure love makes a person weak, Cara.

Cara: Then why are you sitting on the ground weeping, over a sword?

Legend of the Seeker

Charlie: Your hair got longer!?

Bella: Huh? I cut it since the last time I saw you

Charlie: Well I guess it grew out again...

Twilight

"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.

Harry Potter

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

Harry Potter

Angela: "I wouldn't bet a date with Colin Farrell on it"

Brennan: "I know him, he's funny"

Angela: "Funny is Will Farrell sweetie, hot is Colin Farrell!"

Bones

Hermione: Not going to have a very good month are you?

Ron: Ah well, at least I’m forewarned...

Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice...

Ron: Oh really? I'd better change one to being trampled by a raging hippogriff.

Harry Potter

Alice: And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.

Twilight

"But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Harry Potter

Leo: So do you like animals?

Cara: The ones that taste good.

Leo: I meant; do you like pets?

Cara: I once had a dog.

Leo: I like dogs.

Cara: I trained it to attack on command.

Leo: I can see how that could be useful.

Legend of the Seeker

"What is it? Word of the day?" Brennan.

Bones

Fred And George: We're identical

(after drinking polyjuice potion, both turning into Harry)

Harry Potter

Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!

House MD

Alice: How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?

Twilight

House: I told you never to call me when I'm on trial.

House MD

Booth:"You're a smart-ass. You know that?"

Brennan: "Objectively I'd have to say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass."

Bones

House: I'm too handsome to do paperwork.

House MD

Edward: Are you afraid now?

Twilight

Cameron :What happened to "everybody lies"?

House: I was lying.

House MD

House: If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic

House MD

Cameron: Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago...hey Foreman.

House MD

Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?

House: Nonexistent. Otherwise excellent.

House MD

Woman: From the video presentation it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A coworker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature.
Tony: If you're lucky.
Woman: A coworkers hand accidentally brushes up against your body.
Ziva: If you're really lucky.
Woman: Physical contact can be divided into three categories. Green light includes normal behavior. Yellow light includes borderline behavior such as hugging someone...
Abby: (raises hand)
Woman: Yep?
Abby: What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.
Woman: You may see it as friendly but your coworkers may find it offensive.
Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?! (everyone mutters no)
Abby: I am hugging you all in my mind right now.
Woman: DOD policy is very clear about this point miss. You must first ask permission before making physical contact with a coworker.
Abby: Like every time?
Woman: Yes. Finally there's red light behavior such as deliberate unwelcome touching.
Ziva: (licks Tony's ear causing him to stand up in surprise)
Woman: Another question?
Tony: Yeah. If you slap someone on the back of the head like this (slaps McGee's head and McGee slaps back) Would that be considered inappropriate behavior?
Woman: Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?
Tony: (glances at Gibbs) No just wondering, that's all.
Palmer: (raises hand)
Woman: Yes?
Palmer: What if your job includes touching naked people...
Woman: That is inappropriate at any time.
Palmer: Even if they're dead?
Woman: Why are you touching dead naked people?!
Palmer: I work in Autopsy.

NCSI

Tony: Any idea what comes after red light behavior?
Ziva: Potential pregnancy?

NCSI

George: Look Fred, I'm holey..

Harry Potter

Fred&George: "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Harry Potter

House: Why is it so dark in here? It's a beautiful day outside. Open the shades, let the sunshine in.
Cameron: It's night time

House MD

"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

Harry Potter

Favorite parings/ Couples/Shipps (whatever...)

Bones: B/B, H/A is there any other way to go? I mean seriously--go away Roxie :P and bring on baby BonesxBooth :D

Buffy: Buffy/Angel in some cases Buffy/Spike, also Xander/Faith and of course Willow/Tara. I kind of liked Willow/Oz too- but Willow and Tara is better.

Harry potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione - if I have to pick put I really don't see the HP characters as old enough to date or be together. Go back to being little kids - I liked that better.

House: House/Cameron (Yes I'm just as strange and kitten-like as Cameron so it's okay...LOL) kind of like Cameron/Wilson in some cases...

Lost: Kate/Jack (because it could never work in real life, and I'm a sucker for impossible.)

Jericho: Jake/Heather (Come admit it they were perfect for each other) Stanly/Mimi (Because they aren't perfect but it's okay :D)

Prison Break: Sara/Michael (and don't you dare to say Sara is dead, because that's just insane... I WAS right Sara isn't DEAD. Whohohoho I knew it, but M is so it sucks anyways) Veronica/Linc (And I have excerpted that Veronica is dead, I have grieved and moved on) now I might go for Sophia/ Linc. Ohhh and someone needs to get LJ a girl...this could be my next mission...

Robin Hood: Robin/Marian. I hate Guy, the guy (:P) is an idiot and he killed Marian. I hope Robin kills him as soon as they get back to England...well sort off.

Twilight: Jasper/Alice (I guess I don't really mind the other Canon parings either...well sometimes I mind Edward and Bella- but that's just because Edward is so freaking annoying)

His dark materials: Lyra/Will (Because I cry every time I read the end of the third book, and they just belong)

Smallville: Lois/Clark I mean Hello, we have been waiting for them to hook up for what? A decade now? Just make with the smoochies already! And could someone please kill Lana? She's totally getting on my nerves :P Chloe/ Jimmy and Chloe/Davis.

Legend of Seeker: Richard/ Kahlan. It's like the most romantic thing ever - so totally over the moon romantic (I mean we're talking real TRUE LOVE here)while still managing to keep the syrup from pouring from the screen. Way to go Disney - you created something better than Shakespears!

Crossover parings:

Buffy/George Weasley

Faith/ Fred Weasley

Buffy/Sirius Black

Buffy/Remus Lupin

Faith/Zack Addy(From Bones :P Yes I know I'm kind of crazy, but hey they can bond over murders :P)

Ginny/Xander(don't ask me why...I just think they would be kind of cute together)

Buffy/Oliver Wood

and if well written Buffy/Harry maybe even Buffy/ Draco.

Buffy/Dean because they are both so damaged and well...HOT :P

List ten Twilight characters in no particular order.

1. Alice

2. Edward

3. Jasper

4. Renesme

5. Carlise

6. Rosalie

7. Jane

8. Esme

9. Bella

10. Emmett

1. Have you read a five/ten fic?

Carlise/Emmett? Uhhh Now I'm going to get nightmares

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Totally :P 10/10 :D

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Rosalie got Alice pregnant? That would probably be hilarious, seeing as Alice is pretty much the only chick who hasn't expressed a desire to have a kid...LOL

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Fics about Bella...well she got her happy ending and since I can't stand the over romanticstuff with Bella/Edward...Not really...I think there was one AH where Edward was her night in shining armor and saved her from an abusive relationship and then it all went fluffy and they had Renesme and I think there was a piano involved at some point too...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Jane/Edward? That would be a match made in Hell :P Don't think they would get their fairytale ending.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Renesme with Bella or Emse?? Urgg Bella and Renesme incest would be the most horrible thing I could imagine (uck...gagging in my mouth...) Renesme and Emse? That's almost as bad.. urg Rensemse can stick with Jacob.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Jane discovered Jasper and Esme in a secret relationship? Well...hum...hold on a sec I have to go and cry for a bit :P...Since she's well evil she would probably try to break the Cullen family up (and succeed very well)

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Edward/Rosalie- Hum...

What if everything would have worked out as Carlise planned? What if Edward and Rosalie had been mates? Would he still feel for Bella? and would Alice and Jasper have joined the Cullen's? How actions in the present affect the future in strange and absurd ways but maybe for the better? Rosalie X Edward. RxR

urg...now I feel all dirty...I at least will stick to Bella/Edward and Rosalie/Emmett...

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Renesme and Emmett? Um...I think Jackob would get his panties in a bunch and Rosalie would be nice to kittes before that happened.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Alice and Carlise... hum... hurt/comfort...

Do you need an emotional band aid? (in the sense that they are both immortal but parents usually bandage up their kids) or just Emotional Band Aid.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Renesme seducing Alice? I would probably go for some sort of teenage "I want to try everything before making a choice and it's your duty to help me" or maybe some sort of dare...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Bella/Jane...I don't think they even exists...I hope to god they don't :S

Random stuff I just had to post here.

When you fall in love with a fictional character it's time to worry

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. ~Baltasar Gracián

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

"I was Fred/George Weasley at the Harry Potter character quiz @ Crazylicious.com"

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise verse copy this into your profile. (Same Poxy Door)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Check this out...

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

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If you could read that put it in your profile (I don't own I got this from Loganzahotie707)

To say that My Immortal has a "plot" might be something of an overstatement. It's more like a loose collection of bad ideas and misspelled words centered around overly long passages about the author's fashion sense and favorite bands.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

When I say "I love you" you spit in my face, then you ask what's wrong. I say "nothing" but mean the world.