Mitchell DeVoure, here. Contrary to popular belief, I am a lady. Or, well... a female. I was supposed to be a lady, debutante and all. However, shortly after my coming out, I got all knocked up and my parents, being old and stingy, acted like it was the fifties. Y'know? Spend a year at aunties house and come back. Zip, zilch, nothing ever happened. Except, after a year at aunties house they decided it would be better if I never went home.

So, yes, I have a kid. She's two as of March 17. Her name is Lorelai because Demerol does funny things when you're fifteen and decide "well, if the television character did it..." Though, if following that logic, she would've been named Mitchell.We call her Loren a lot. No particular reason.

My name, my name, my name. My parents were expecting a boy. They didn't feel like changing their minds on a name they'd had decided for months. It's also the reason I wore all blue until four-years-old. Most people call me Michelle. I don't know why, and I hate it. I guess they assume it's a misspelling. My friends call me Bella, as my middle name is Isabella. My last name is pronounced Day-Vwa, supposedly. Supposedly, it's also French. Also supposedly, my grandfather didn't change his name to DeVoure to flee the Belgian authorities, but that's a different story for a different group of people

I'm a quarter French, a quarter Dutch, a quarter Swiss, and eighth Swedish and an eighth Irish. Overall, I'm a EuroMutt with a slight East London accent, seeing as I lived in Whitechapel for two of my formative years (Ages three to five.)

I write fanfiction, and this is the section you probably read that to find. Yes, I write fanfiction. Nothing epic, just some random one shots here and there. My charaterization is... bad, but I try and some people have seemed to enjoy it, so I'm doing something right.

I dabble in many different fandoms. I can't even name them all. I tend to stick heavily with Gilmore Girls, though.

I attempt grammatic accuracy and usually fail.

I can't think of anything else, so bye.

Drop me a line if you so desire. delovely-debutantes-desire-dante@hotmail.com and bowie_plays_pitcher@yahoo.com and milolovesjared@aim.com