COPY AND PASTE

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you're against fox hunting, copy this into your profile.

If you love music copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

When you share an interest in this kind of thing in your profile, Copy and Paste to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste it into your profile.

No one is perfect. If you know how and that your not perfect. Copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

f you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think being called unique or weird is better than being called ordinary or normal, copy and paste

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but can’t remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

f you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you RAN UP a DOWN escalator copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped DOWN the stairs copy this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to/have SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I do that alot and get very weird looks lol).

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you like me have ADHD (Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder) copy and paste this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx RANDOMNESS96 xoxoxo, 3 Hunger Games

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile :)

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you agree that Awkward day is the funniest thing ever! copy and paste this on your profile! (Awkward day is when you add 'in your pants' or 'in bed' to the end of every sentence e.g. "how are you...in bed?"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Random stuff that I find Hilarious!!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

'Cute but evil. Things even out.'

'You're ugly, and that's sad.'

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'

'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'

'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'

'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'

'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Ten ways to annoy people:

1. Name your dog "Dog"

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting

3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la"

4. Speak everything in a "robot" voice

5. Wear your pants backwards

6. Ask people what gender they are

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend

8. Sing along at an opera

9. Mow your lawn with scissors

10. Honk and wave to strangers

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

The boy you punched in the hallway today? He committed suicide a few minutes ago.

The boy you called lame? He works every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

-sMoSHiRe

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're strong enough to take that blade, and draw it across your skin. If you're strong enough to take those pills and swallow them when no one's home. If you're strong enough to tie that rope and it from the ceiling fan. If you're strong enough to jump off that bridge, my friend... You're strong enough to live.

Some of us think holding on is making us strong, but sometimes it's letting to.

I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this shit handled.

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

The best revenge is moving on and getting over it. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

Alone we are strong, together we are stronger.

Strong people don't let people down, they lift them up.

Fuck you depression, I'm winning this fight.

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Whats that?

3) What's your middle name?

Aoife

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Don't have a crush

6) What is your current mood?

Tired

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Who knows?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Navy Blue

9) Missing something?

Probaly

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

this is gonna sound cringy but No wars, World peace, no woman fighting for equality we should already have it! Everyone to be happy!

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Beluga Whale

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Maybe?

13) Something you do a lot?

Sarcasm

14) The song stuck in your head?

Stressed out by twenty one pilots

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Supportsthebullyed

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My friends dad

17) When was the last time you cried?

god knows

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

In choir

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Breathe under water

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?

Its a secret

23) Favorite color?

Green

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

yes

25) What are you?

A human Being thats an expert at sarcasm

26) Do you speak any other language?

English: Mothertongue, Learning French at school

27) What's your favorite smell?

ooh theres lots, fires, washing powder etc.

28) Describe your life in three words what would it be?

Fun, Sporty and Sarcastic

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Sleep ( what u said be honest)

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

School

33) Do you like working in the yard?

em don't have one

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Hamilton, Felton, Teller, Brodie-sangster?

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

IDK, don't like anyone

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

School

38) Last question,do you like rainbow pixies?

Sure

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(O.o)This is bunny. Help bunny on his way to world domination by cut and copying him onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u repost within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approch u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.) Aislizzle ( no idea how ur gonna pronounce that)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Green Beluga Whale

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) Aoife Restalrig Avenue

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name) Dunai (sounds quite star wars ish)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Blue Irn Bru (nice)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Olly

YOUR GHETTO NICKNAME: (favorite ice cream flavor and favorite type of cookie) Turkish Delight raspberry and Vanilla

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (random color and random pirate accessory) Yellow Earring

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and love haggis. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear glasses and braces, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

Things My Mother Taught Me List:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The 100 Truths Meme:

times taken by me: 1 ( This is it)

last taken by me: 02/03/16 ( 2nd of march)

001. Real Name: Aisling

002. Nickname[s: Sassy Athlete, Slingy ( Shleeny) , Ash, Sass Master 5000 ( there are lots)

003. Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

004. Male Or Female: Female

005. Elementary: What is Elementary?

006. Middle School: Middle School? Wtf is that?

007. High School: Okay I know what that is but still not telling!

008. Hair Color: Dark Brown( almost Black)

009. Long Or Short: Medium

010. Loud Or Quiet: Both

011. Sweats Or Jeans: Both

012. Phone Or Camera: Phone

013. Health Freak: Meh

014. Drink Or Smoke: well if i had to choose Drink!

015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I'm shipped with guys but I wouldn't say I had a crush YET!

016. Political Orientation: ?????

017. Piercings: None

018. Tattoos: None, Im 14!!!

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN:
019. This was not their when I copyed it, poor wee soul!
020. Car Accident: Never been one
021. Fist Fight: Not that I can remember, play fight: yes ,Real fight: No

FIRSTS:

022. First piercing: None yet

023. First Best Friend: Guy from Nursery, later became my boyfriend, long story short, haven't seen him in years!

024. First Instrument Played: Tried guitar-Failed, Tried Clarinet-Failed, so now Trying keyboard and voice- Hoping I Pass

025. First award: Dk Swimming or some other sport or some thing for school

026. First Crush: I'll be honest I dont really know

027. First Language: English is my mothertongue

028. First Big Vacation: America

LASTS:

029. Last Person you talked to online or in real life: MUM

030. Last Person you texted: My Mate

031. Last Person You Watched: That sounds stalkerish and creepy! IDK

032. Last Food You Ate: Kit Kat

033. Last Movie You Watched: Men in Black

034. Last Song You listened To: The Right song By Tiesto and Oliver Heldens

035. Last Thing You Bought: Mr Men Plates and coloured Plasters ( Dont judge)

036. Last Person You Hugged: MUM

FAVES:

037. Food: Pizza (obvs)

038. Drinks: Irn Bru

039. Clothing: Socks

040. Book: Boy in the striped Pjs

041. Colour: Green

042. Flower: DK

043: Music: too many to choose from

044. Movies: too many to choose from

045. Shoes: Mines are my Nike Blazers

046. Subjects: P.E.

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... : "X" is for "yes"

047. ] Kissed In The Rain

048. [X] Celebrated Halloween

049. ] Had Your Heart Broken

050. [X] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone (Not minutes, but texts! I HATE talking on the phone)

051. ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation

052. ] Came Outta The Closet

053. ] Gotten Pregnant (Freaking seriously?)

054. ] Had An Abortion (My goodness.)

055. [X] Done Something You've Regretted (More than once!)

056. [X] Broke A Promise

057. [X] Kept A Secret

058. [X] Pretended To Be Happy

059. [X] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life

060. [X] Pretended To Be Sick

061. [X] Left The Country

062. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.

063. ] Cried Over The Silliest Thing ( Like what exactly?)

064. [X] Ran A Mile

065. [X] Went To The Beach

066. [X] Stayed Single

CURRENTLY:

067. Eating: Nothing

068. Drinking: Mac B- Strawberry and Kiwi

069. Getting Ready To: Em... Go to sleep?

070. Listening To: Just a Deam

071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Watch a Quidditch Match ( yeah for real, my school's having a quidditch match)

072. Waiting for/to: The Cup Final

YOUR FUTURE:

073. Want Kids: I dont know havent decided yet

074. Want To Get Married: Yeah

075. Careers In Mind: Something to do with Sport, Travel, or own my business (Pub)

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?:

076. Lips Or Eyes: Eyes

077. Shorter Or Taller: Taller

078. Romantic Or Spontaneous: Both

079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms: Both or at least one

080. Sensitive Or Loud: Bit of both

081. Hookup Or Relationship: Relationship

082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Both

HAVE YOU EVER:

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: No cause i dont need either

084. Ran Away From Home: Tried to when i got mad at my parents for making me go to bed? ( shut up i was 8)

085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: Cant say I have!

086. Killed Somebody: NO, N O spells NO!

087. Broken Someone's Heart: I hope not! xx ( sorry If I have)

088. Been Arrested: NO

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Yourself: Depends

091. Miracles: Depends

092. Love At First Sight: Depends

093. Heaven: Depends

094. Santa Claus: Absolutely!

096. Magic: ish ish!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: em...

098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Honestly, it could be better but I wouldn't trade it with anything, i'm proud of it so far even if I do have regrets and I still have plenty to live for and hopefully alot of years ahead of me! ( "well said Aisling, well said" " applaud" )

099. Do You Believe In God: Nope, but I respect those who do and I hope those who do can respect that I don't

100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Five: Everyone , who wants to do it!!!!!

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Mr. Chocolate Bunny was hopping around my house.

It was SUPPOSD 2 be in the refrigorator

getting nice and cold

so i could eat it.

but the stupid bunny

hopped 2 far

and while i was on the ground

he hopped into my hand.

i put the bunny in my mouth.

i chewed

and chewed

and chewed

and chewed

and chewed

and chewed

and chewed

and chewed

until there was nothing left to chew.

"poor little bunny," i said.

"oh who am i kidding!"

then i licked my fingers.

copy and paste if u love chocolate bunnies... XD

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!

next bit here is the cutest, saddest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Part One: EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans
You’re listening to music right now
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
Like the color black
Dislike most girly girls
Have dyed your hair dark or want to(does it count if my hair's naturally dark?)
Sometimes like to be alone
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares
Don't get along with parents
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Cuts
Total:71/2

Part Two: JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies ( Do Medals and Certificates count)
Wear hair in ponytail, like, everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have/had played lacrosse
Play more than 2 sports now
Can play a sport if you've never played it before
You play/ played Basketball on a team
You play/ played baseball- softball on a team (in England we have netball)
You play/ played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/ played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 10 1/2

Part Three: NERD

Wear your pants at your waist
In advanced classes
On Math team
Have all A’s
Like spending time with your parent(s)
Have been called a nerd
Are *annoyed* or bullied (have been)
LOVE to learn
Like your teachers
Watch history channel
Never go anywhere on the weekends
Have been called weird
Read a book a month
You read on your last spring break
Have your own website
Wear pocket protectors
Total: 2

Part Four: PREP
You own mostly Aeropostale
You like to shop at Forever 21
Karlotta rousse
Wet seal/Delia's
You do/have cheerleaded
You like rap/hip hop music
You like to go to parties
You enjoy yourself no matter what
You like the colors pink, yellow, green
For the most part, you're organized
Total : 3 ( except I hate the colour Pink )

Guess I'm a JOCK!!!!!

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

Paste this on your profile if you pissed yourself laughing when you read it. And you know you did ;P

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?