Okay, this will take some getting used to. :/

Anyway, hello there, people! My name is Toadamos, or Toaster as of currently. (Nicknames given to me by others: Toast, Toad, Toady.)

NOW, FOR SOME MEMES.

Warrior Kitty's Smash Bros meme!

1.) Hey there Smash Bros fan! Introduce yourself and why you love Smash Bros!

Heyo! I'm Toadamos, and I've been a Smash Fan since 2008! I love the series because not only does it give me the chance to beat up Peach and destroy my friendship with others, but I can do it all while playing as my favorite Video Game character, Kirby!

2.) Now, tell us which Smash Bros game is your favorite.

Probably the new one on Wii U. Yes, Melee is great for competitive, but I've only played it twice. My friend owns it, not me. Brawl, while having Lucas and SUPSPACE, it's just too floaty for me. And no one plays Brawl, and I can't get Project M.

3.) Who's your favorite Smash Bros character?

KIRBEH KIRBEH KIRBEH, THAT'S DA NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW. KIRBEH KIRBEH KIRBEH HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW!

(Also Ness, Shulk, Mega Man, Pac Man, Robin, and Lucina. Bonus points for Dedede as well.)

4.) Awesome choice! Now who's your least favorite?

That dumb, blond bi-atch! (Peach) NOTE: I'm not saying all blonds are dumb. just this one.

5.) What's your favorite item?

THAT LEGENDARY AIR-RIDE MACHINE, THE DRAGOON. SO MUCH AIR RIDE, I LOVE IT.

6.) Now write about your fav character beating up your least fav with your fav item.

Peach: MARIO MARIO SAVE ME!

Kirby: *riding in on Dragoon with Checker Knights playing in background* POYO! (Trans: TASTE THE RAINBOW, PRINCESS PITIFUL!)

rams into Peach sending her flying*

7.) Violence! Anyway, make your fav character doing something stupid.

Kirby: AAAAHHHHHHHHH *slumps over*

8.) ...Well okay then. What's your favorite Smash Bros couple? If you don't have one, then just make Pikachu attack Ike.

Robin (Male) X Lucina

I SHIP EM LIKE I SHIP FED EX

9.) That's adorable! Moving on, what are your thoughts on the Subspace Emissary?

breath* Holyyyyyy crapola I love it! Sakurai did such ana amazing job on it, it sucks it went in Smash 4. I especially loved playing as Ness and Lucas, and the scene where KIRBY has to go and save everyone in Supspace! SAKURAI, DO YOU KNOW ME OR SOMETHING!?

10.) How excited are you for Smash Bros 4?!

THE HYPE. THE HYPE.

IT WAS REAL. THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS HYPE TRAIN. WE MIGHT'VE REACHED OUR FINAL DESTINATION, BUT THE HYPE SHALL LIVE OOOOONNNN!!!!

11.) If you were to make the next Smash Bros game, what would you name it?

"Super Smash Bros. Royale or something

12.) Now do something random with the characters.

Ness: You know what this map needs? *in Mushroomy Kingdom* It needs more sand.

Shulk: MORE sand?! We're SURROUNDED by sand!

Ness: No no, not that much. Just like... 2 cubic tons.

Shulk: *startled* TWO CUBIC TONS?!?!

Ness: No no just like... *pause* Just like a little pile *points* over there, just 2 cubic tons.

Shulk: *facepalming* Do you have ANY idea how much 2 CUBIC TONS of sand is!!?!?

Kirby: *drops out of sky with Supspace Bomb* Hey, look what I found!

BBBOOOOOOOMMMM*

13.) Well, this is the end of the meme! If you have any last words, speak now or forever hold your peace. Or just make Pikachu attack Ike again.

SMASH SMASH SMASH. THERE'S THE ONE YOU PLAYED IN DIAPERS. THE ONE YOU SUCK AT (no seriously you suck at it). THE ONE EVERYONE HATES FOR NOT BEING MELEE. AND THE ONE THAT I CAN'T. STOP.

PLAYING.

Alright, screw it, I think I'll make my own meme and take it. Feel free to copypaste all the questions.

Pick 10 characters from any video game series you wish. If possible, include at least one male and female.

1: Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)

2: Ness (Mother 2/EarthBound)

3. Kirby (Kirby Franchise)

4. Melia Antiqua (Xenoblade Chronicles)

5. Toad (Mario Franchise)

6. X (Mega Man X)

7. Claus (Mother 3)

8. Lan Hikari (Mega Man Battle Network)

9. Klavier Gavin (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

10. Apollo Justice (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

How did you meet 1?

Toaster: Believe it or not, I met Shulk through Ness. He was fascinated by Ness's psychic abilities, and I happened to be around. He was so nice to me and I feel like a shithead for not talking much during our introduction. I was so scared that he wouldn't like me, and he was only acting nice because Ness was there. Then when I started training really hard, he offered to spar with me. I lost, obviously, but he was a great opponent. He's like a brother to me.

Toadamos: Well, I met Shulk through Smash Brothers. I wish I knew about Xenoblade beforehand so much. I love RPGs, and Xenoblade is one of my favorites now. And while Shulk may not be my waifu Melia, he's so cool!

Shulk: Thanks, you two.

What's your fondest memory of 10?

Toadamos: Fondest memory of Apollo... *Well, I love him in general.* There was the time I thought he was a badass for punching PHOENIX WRIGHT. But my fondest memory of him would be either when he saved Juniper from the courtroom bombing...

Apollo: Ah, thanks *Scratches head*

Toad:... Or that time we found out that people draw fetish art of him, especially the one in my favorite-

Apollo: OKAY, THIS IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

2 is actually 3 in disguise, you know.

Toaster: THE FUCK!? THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S TRUE I MEAN-

Toadamos: Unlike my friend over here, I wouldn't be that surprised. I mean, Poo does know the Mirror technique. He could've taught Ness who could've taught Kirby in return. Or I'm dumb and we're hallucinating and it's really just Kirby wearing Ness's hat.

What advice would you give 9?

Toadamos: Klavier, you need to stop being so easy for me to make jokes out of. Seriously, the Klapollo pairing I could make fun of til the day I die because of your stupid fangirls. Air guitar more, and I won't make more Washington Monument jokes. Although that WAS my friend's joke originally...

Klavier: You're not helping.

Ever slept in the same room with 3?

Toaster: I practically do. He's so fricken' cute I just wanna squeeze him to death! He's the cutest little brother you could ask for!

Do you trust 8?

Toadamos: *Looks at Lan* Hell yeah I do. He's practically saved the world multiple times, so why not?

What is one thing 4 isn't exactly made for?

Toadamos: I remember the one time I brought Melia to a party between all the Xenoblade, Mother, and Ace Attorney characters, there was Grape Juice there and she drank a whole ton of it, and holy shit you wouldn't BELIEVE what happened afterwards. That's why Melia refers to stay refined and why I haven't brought her to a party with drunk adults since.

Do you trust 7?

Toaster and Toadamos: Hell yeah! He's awesome!

Who would win in a duel, 5 or 10? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?

Toad: TOADAMOS NAMED HERSELF AFTER ME! I'M THE MORE POPULAR CHARACTER!

Apollo: AT LEAST MY GAME'S FANBASE GREW TO LOVE ME AFTER DUAL DESTINIES!

Toad: TOADAMOS HATES DUAL DESTINIES! SHE HATED YOU IN THAT GAME!

Apollo: *Discouraged* Well, at least she loves my game...

Toad: Oh please. She loves all the games I've appeared in, and she actually gets to play as me!

Toadamos: Who's the more loved character to me. I'm staying out of this one.

What if you found out that 6 was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with 3?

Toadamos: WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. BUT X IS A REPLOID! HE FIGHTS FOR EVERLASTING PEACE!

X: And I'll take over the world so everyone must respect each other.

Kirby: Poyo!

Toad: X, Kirby's gonna cause world hunger.

Who is 1's best friend?

Toadamos and Toaster: Say it with me, folks.

REYN TIME, BABY!

Have you ever been in 10's house?

Toadamos: I have, actually. I just wish I wasn't so quiet the whole visit though. And I wish I hadn't run out when he hugged me goodbye. God I'm such an idiot.

Apollo: There she goes again, beating herself up for such small mistakes..

Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, 2 and 5! How will it go?

All: MAGIC PUDDING AND MAGIC TART!

Claus: FIREWORKS!

Toaster: WATER PARKS!

Toadamos: SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM!

Ness: ROLLER COASTERS!

Toaster and Toadamos: But Water Slides are better.

Ness: Splatoon's Splatfest says otherwise.

Toadamos: OH COME ON! WE LOST BY 4 POINTS!

What do you think about 9?

Toadamos: Hey, he may not be my favorite prosecutor and is usually written as being a rapist (which I don't agree with, by the way), he's pretty cool and actually doesn't try to hurt the defense for once.

Klavier: Why thank you, Fraulein Pilz.

How would 3 insult 9?

Kirby: POYO! POYO-YO! PAYAI-YO!

Toaster:... I'm not even gonna bother translating that. Something about being a "greasy German" that needs to keep his "Washington Monument" to himself or some shit.

Toadamos: Oh god what have I done.

Does 8 make you hot?

Toadamos: ...Dude, no.

Lan: Wat

Who does 4 like?

Melia: Toadamos, I refuse you to answer this question!

Toad: But Mellyyyyyyyy

Melia: If you dare, I shall not permit you to call me "Melly" ever again.

Toad: Awwwwww

How would 7 insult 9? (So much Klavier hate woah. Poor guy XD)

Claus: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU SCUMBAG PROSECUTOR! YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS PORKY MINCH!

Toadamos: Ouch.

Toaster: That's a third-degree burn right there. Yessiree.

What song could be 5's theme song?

Would you open a mystery gift 6 just gave you, without much hesitation?

Do you think 2 is a virgin?

What's 9 to you?

What was your first impression of 5?

What's 6's opinion on cheese?

Describe 1 in one word.

Who's 10 dating?

Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, 3 or 4?

4 got turned into an animal! What animal is it?

What would you do if you hadn't met 7?

Is 1 your best friend?

10 and 2 are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?

Can 3 be bad influence?

Do you love 6?

1 just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?

Name something you have in common with 10.

Hot 9 on 3 action - Yes/No?

Describe 4 in five words.

If 5 and 7 were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?

If you could do anything with 10, what would it be?

Alright, to rap it up.

SMASH BROS. MAINS: Lucas, Kirby, Shulk, Ness

SECONDARIES: Robin, Mega Man, Roy

FRIEND CODE (If you decide I'm even worth your time)- 0018-0149-3133

PSN ID: Toadamos

Miiverse NNID: MaleToaster

That's all :D

NOW GO AND SEE THE CRAP I MAKE, I GUESS.