Hey everyone! here is ome stuff about me... well... at least... i think its about me... im not so sure... :

name: allie

country: U.S.A

i am suuuuuuuuuuuper hyper all the time. no like REALLY insanely incredibly dance-in-the-snow-in-a-swim-suit-hyper. like really. if you're lucky, you'll get used to it.just thought you all might wanna know. i also have a problem with rambling. maybe you've figured that out by now. oh and i am like TOTALLY IN LOVE with Grey's Anatomy. the only reason i havent written any fics is cause i suck and i dont wanna like totally slaughter my favorite show. i like other shows too though. like 7th Heaven, and Gilmore Girls, and Crossing Jordon and all the CSIs and the Law and Orders and stuff like that! ESPECIALLY NCIS. yup. i basically just watch too much TV. mmm hmmm. yup. ON WITH THE PROFILE! of course it isnt like anyone reads these anyway so if you do 1. youre going against the grain, which is cool and 2. sorry that i ramble a lot, you probably wont get used to it!

Quotes:

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it!

if i were a turd id jump out and scare people

if you only look for the float with Miss America on it, you'll miss the whole parade

one by one the penguins steal my sanity

itsonly funny till someone gets hurt... then its HILLARIOUS!

everyday i think people cant get any stupider, and everyday im proven horribly, horribly wrong!

I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father

Only in America do people order Jumbo Fries Doulbe Cheeseburger, and a diet coke.

Only in America do they leave the doors open in banks but chain the pens to the counter

I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse and HIT HIM AGAIN!

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby Im vaccinated!

It wasn't me! shhhhh

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was gonna blame you!

You smell like poo!

My day is not complete until I scare the crap out of a complete stranger

If your parents get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

i hate barbie! that @$# has everything!

It's all fun and games until someone looses and eye, in that case, it's more fun 'cause you get to play with the eye!

You say Freaky, Physco,Pyro-maniac like it's a bad thing...WEIRD!

Try your best, and remember, amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic...

Come closer, so I can slap you!

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me

Who needs boys when you have credit cards?

It's not that I'm anti-social, I just don't like you!

Remember, when you drink and drive, drive REALLY fast!

I is neva listinin' in dat one class cawled Englich...(sp errors are part of the joke for thosewierd peoples who dont understand)

Everyone's intitled to be stupid, but YOU'RE abusing the privlidge

No really, What's wrong with your face?

If u don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot

I don't have an attitude problem, I'm suppost to be like this

I didn't ASK to be a princess, but HEY, if the crown fits

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -Mark Twain

not everyone is completely worthless,... they can be used for bad examples.

Friends are those who'll bail you outta jail. Best friends are those sitting next to you in jail saying, "Damn that was fun!"

Friends don't let friends date mullets

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully

oh yeah, well, life sucks eggs through a straw up your nose!

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Every girl deserves a knight in shining armor. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

I had a dream last night that I ate the world's biggest marshmallow. This morning when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

They say guns don't kill people. Oh, I think they have something to do with it. I mean, if a kid just points his finger and says 'BANG,' nothing much happens.

I have a marked fondness for llamas.
If this disturbs you...you're not alone

i hear voices, and they dont like you.

you're just jellous that the voices only talk to ME.

the voice in my head has a stutter, its REALLY annoying!

it's a control freak thing. i wouldnt let you understand.

dude, i'm like totally high off air right now.

im watching you, and i will call the po-po, if you touch my ho-hos!

roses are red, violets are blue, touch me again and i'll kill you!

Faveorite...s...

word: uber (for this week at least! lol!)

bands: Green Day(number 1 favorite!),Fall Out Boy (now tied for 1st!),My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, The All American Rejects, WeAre Scientists(i dont actually like them all that much, more just there name...,)old rock, like The Who, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Rolling Stones,other old guys like Jimmy Buffet and lots more, im just way to lazy to type em all.

book: Harry Potter

show: Grey's Anatomy

movie: School of Rock

Ships...

STORY!

ok everyone Please read my story! it is called Abandoned Twins. its right down there \/ (thats a funky sort of arrow!) so r&r! i have another story with my friend under the name Melo Dramatic and Hyperactive. its called Family. its a HP story so check it out too! but... well... i kinda sorta maybe am thinking that Family died. mostly cause i forgot about it until like 2 seconds ago and me and MD (melo dramatic) dont have time to write together anymore. because we dont go to the same school anymore and when we see eachother we have way to much other cool stuff to do. like... listening to music! yea! but we still love you... all of you... even the nosepickers... LOVE!