Gender: Girl

Age: Not saying

Name: Samantha

Homeplace: USA

Favorite color: PINK!!

Favorite animal: Cat

Height: Why?? 4ft 10in

Weight: You are not knowing that!

Sexual orientation: Not telling you

Supporter of gay rights: Yes

I mainly write fan fiction for Austin & Ally. If you have a story idea you can pm me.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

No means no

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

A girl goes to school, gets bullied, walks home, gets caught by more bullies before getting home, gets home with more hurt feelings than usual, eats dinner, looks in the mirror, thinks she's fat, goes to her room, cuts her wrists, and wakes up in the morning to do it all over again. One day the girl decided cutting is not enough and is done with being bullied. She goes into her parents room and takes her dads gun out. She then decides that this needs to end.

A boy goes to school, gets bullied&pushed around, walks home, gets caught by more bullies, gets home with more hurt feelings and more bruises, combs his hair, thinks he's ugly, goes to his room, cuts his wrists, and wakes up in the morning to do it all again. One day the boy decided that cutting is not enough and is done with being bullied. He goes into his parents room and takes his dads gun out. He decides this needs to end.

The girl realizes she needs to write a goodbye letter to her one friend and her family, but she remembers she needs paper, so she decides to go to the store to get a notebook.

The boy realizes he needs to write a goodbye letter to his family and his cousin that he is extremely tight with, but he remembers he needs paper, so he decides to go to the store to get a notebook.

The girl walks outside to the store when a couple bullies that she knows all to well, jumps out. She's terrified because they are the worst. Not only are they verbal bullies but they are also physical bullies.

The boy walks outside to the store when a couple bullies that he knows all to well jump out. He isn't terrified because he's used to it.

After a while of beating on the poor defensless boy the bullies leave and the boy gets up tiredly. He now knows he made the right decision of suicide. "Now if I can only get that paper!" the boy thinks.

The boy walks for a while then see a girl face down in the snow. He walks over to her to make sure she is alright. He moves her broken body and looks her in the eyes. At the meeting of the two broken teens' eyes' they know. They know that they will be alright. They know they have finally found the one that will understand them and love them.

Re-post this if you hate bullying and want to put an end to it! Bullying is never fun and is the worst feeling one can have, so if you want to at least TRY and stop it, re-post this!

Put this
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if you like music

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

IF YOUR AGAINST HOMOPHOBIA COPY AND PASTE

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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23 ways to Annoy Someone on an elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

24) if you are the only one in the lift and someone tries to get in, stop them and say ' sorry there is no more room' then proceed to press the button to close the doors

25)Show random people photographs of your family, going “Isn’t he cute!” and “Look, look, that’s my little

girl!” etc.

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma Sota baluc" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Aries-The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. Extremely adorable. Loves relationships, & family is important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous & giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours & hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Taurus-The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred & if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep & can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Gemini-The Twin (May 21 to June 20)

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do & get offend easily. They are great at losing things & are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic & childish at times & are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. Very loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. The most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Cancer-The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)

Most amazing kisser. Very high appeal. A cancer's love is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artist & insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex & do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny & is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wings & into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Leo-The Lion (July 23 to August 22)

Great talker. Attractive & passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy & childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leo's are very predictable & tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost everything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Virgo-The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)

Dominate in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble & take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything & they usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them & never regain respect. They do not forgive & never forget. The one & only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Libra-The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny, & sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports & are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Scorpio-The Addict (October 23 to November 21 P.S. I am a Scorpio!)

Extremely adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. Great kisser. Always gets what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Love the smell & feel of money & is good at making it but just as at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. Hard workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Sagittarius-The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily & will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay far away. Gets offended easily & remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. Very private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun, & sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed! Not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Capricorn-The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)

Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times & annoying to some. Lazy & loves to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding & sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Geminis. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Aquarius-Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy & unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be very irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Pisces-The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)

Caring & kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times & gets hurt easily. Very caring. They always try to do the right thing & sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others & get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun, & sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go.

When she starts yelling at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that it'll be okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could ever understand.

When she grabs at her hands, grab hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she tells you it's over, she still wants to be with you.

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's okay, don't believe her, talk to her.

Because ten years later, she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

When you tease her, let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie or TV show with her even if you think it's stupid or lame.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes if she needs to.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know that she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is," Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"

If you post this in the next five minutes, the one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Text you.

Love you.

Guys post this as "I'd be this boyfriend".

Gals post this as "A True Boyfriend" or "What a Boyfriend Should Do"

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1.He stares at you a lot.

2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, arms, knees, etc.)

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible

Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

1 scary way to break up

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Put any comments in brackets 5. Post this in your profile.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say...? Say You're Just a Friend

2. How would you describe yourself? My Heart Is

3. What would you like in a guy/girl? Chasin' the Beat of My Heart

4. How do you feel today? The Way I Loved You[This is so untrue because I haven't even dated anyone.]

5. What is your life's purpose? Somebody Loves You

6. What is your motto? 11:11[This is true because I always try to stay up to 11:11.]

7. What do your friends think of you? Feelin' It

8. What do you think of your parents? Get Gone With You[No!! Because I want to get away from them.]

9. What do you think about very often? Can You Feel It[umm...]

10. What is 2 plus 2? Stay

11. What do you think of your best friend? Hey Pretty Girl[My best friend is a girl but no I don't think of her in that way.]

12. What do you think of the person you like? Love Me Like That

13. What is your life story? Loud(Acoustic)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Roll Your Window Down

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? I Want U Bad[YES!!!!!!]

16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Now

17. What will they play at your funeral? Swimmin' In Sunshine[umm...]

18. What is your hobby/interest? Steal Your Heart

19. What is your biggest fear? Raymond

20. What is your biggest secret? Alienation

21. What do you think of your friends? What About Love[NO!! I don't think of my friends in that way!]

22. What will you post this as? She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?

(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :) 1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when their asleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to re-post this.

Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.

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Yes...

I'm a girl

I read the text on a shampoo bottle.

I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it.

I hate it when the wind messes up my hair.

I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

I have to call my own phone to find it.

I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch.

I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side.

I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late.

I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me.

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place.

I walk into a room and forget why I am there.

I count on my fingers in math class.

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.

I hate hearing my voice in recordings.

I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.

I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.

I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.

I do all of this ;P Copy and paste the ones you do too! :)

Your One And Only Wish.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile

Month One:

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice!
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby...

Month Two:

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here...

Month Three:

You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad,
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me...

Month Four:

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too...

Month Five:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion..?

Month Six:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a 'needle.'
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me..!

Month Seven:

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy..?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped...

Two more eyes that will never see...

Two more hands that will never touch...

Two more legs that will never run...

One more mouth that will never speak...

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried, post this in your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a building: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile, grab a seat with 3D glasses and sit back with a bucket of popcorn.

Dear Bullies,

That boy you punched in the halls? Just committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.
That boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the stairs yesterday? She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
That old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
You think you know them? Guess what, you don't.

Repost if you are against bullying. I'll bet 98% of you don't, there may be 2% with a heart.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... So, here's how it works:

1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

7. Any Comments put in parentheses ().

Opening Credits: Arikitan - Master Blaster Sound System

Waking Up: We Are Tonight - Billy Currington(That's ironic since I'm waking up?)

First Day At School: Young Love - Kip Moore(A little early?)

Making Your New Best Friend: Swimmin' In Sunshine - Billy Currington

Falling In Love: Replay - Zendaya

First kiss: All-American Girl - Carrie Underwood

Breaking Up: Loud (Acoustic) - R5

Prom: Can You Feel It - Scotty McCreery

Graduation: Ain't No Way We're Going Home - R5

Life's Okay: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem - Kenny Chesney

Death of a Close Friend: Never Lover Boy - Tiffany Alvord

Mental Breakdown: If I Can't Be With You - R5

Driving: You Make That Look Good - Scotty McCreery

Flashback: Carolina Eyes - Scotty McCreery

Getting Back Together: That's My Kind Of Night - Luke Bryan

Wedding scene: Water Tower Town - Scotty McCreery

Birth of Child: I Want You Bad (Acoustic) - R5

Car Accident: Love Me Like That - R5

Final Battle: Good Feeling - Flo Rida

Death Scene: Blue Jean Baby - Scotty McCreery

Funeral song: Say You're Just A Friend - Austin Mahone

End Credits: Back On The Ground - Scotty McCreery

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, ServantofSauron, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul, Legolas Thranduilion, Herz von Silber Isabel M., CrystalFlowers, TheWritingFreak, XxTimelessLoveR5xX, catlover606

Chinese Horoscope

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

I did it, I'm good ;)

1. Hold your breath
2. Go to your profile and add this
3. Still holding your breath
4. If you made it, you're a good kisser