"Final Fantasy is my preferred reality."-Random T-shirt.

Real name: Ethan A. Ross

Probably the only intersting thing about me is that I share a birthday with Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII. (October 13th, in case you were wondering.) Oh, and I was named for Ethan Allen, the leader of a group of guerilla fighters in the American Revolution, and who had nothing whatsoever to do with furniture, in case you were wondering.

Something that really me off is when people don't review the stories they read. Therefore, I review every story I read... (Even if it's a crappy story. I'll review and say that it's a crappy story. Too many people use that as their excuse.)

And that brings me to my purpose in life: (well, not really life, just on this website.) I am here to review, and to spread the joy of reviewing, but not to write anything. This isn't because I don't write, but because all of my fanfiction ideas have already been done by someone else who handled them infinently better than I would have. Therefore, I am here to review the living toadspit out of whatever fanfics I come accross... because I'm crazy that way, and I don't really have a hobby to speak of.

So anyway. Why are you reading my stupid profile when there are better things to do? (Like reading fanfics, which is probably the reason you came here in the first place, isn't it?)