Head down. Mouth shut. Eyes closed. Only a few of the rules Richard Parker carved into Peter's mind. But none are as important as Rule #1: Don't trust anybody. Yet, things turn complicated after Germany. After Tony Stark. As Tony copes with the effects of Siberia, he'll discover that Peter Parker is a whole new headache for him to deal with, one he'll find he doesn't mind as much.

A series of connected/unrelated MCU drabbles. C3: During the fight with Ultron, Steve and Thor 'accidentally' switch weapons. Chaos ensues and Pietro lives. C4-6: The fight at the end of Civil War takes a deadly turn. Instead of aiming for the arm, Tony aims for the heart. C7: In the aftermath of Infinity War, Steve and Scott swear to bring their friends back. Whatever it takes.

Exactly as the title suggests. A collection of (mostly) independent oneshots or short stories where Clint Barton, alias Hawkeye, nearly dies. CLINT WHUMP REQUESTS MORE THAN WELCOME!

AU where T'Challa doesn't offer help following Civil War, and instead Team Cap go on the run together. For the prompt: "Tony expects them to all come crying back to him within the month. What he doesn't take into account is that this group was practically built for life on the run. Team Cap doesn't struggle in exile, they freaking ROCK it." (The UN is less than thrilled.)

When Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, James Rhodes and Matt Murdock become friends, and then the whole bunch off asshole teenagers become vigilantes, the world doesn't know what it's in for. it really doesn't.

After the war, there's only one question running on repeat in Tony's mind, "How could he get everything back to how it was?", Chapter 7 NOW uploaded..."Tony?"...Stony...Part 1 of 'Thoughts Constrained' series...

Who needs monkeys in a barrel when you have kittens in a box? On his way home from a crime scene, Sherlock finds a box of abandoned, orphaned kittens... and who only takes one? Will this be an absolute cat-astrophe? Result in un-fur-tunate circumstances? Will there be more cat puns? If you read, you'll certainly find out. Rated T only because of crime scene descriptions.

Dabi steps up to the plate when a prank goes wrong and someones takes Shigaraki's favorite hand.

26 Oneshots of Tony!Whump and Hurt!Tony with Comfort from all members of the team. Each letter of the alphabet, A to Z, is a different prompt (Chapter 1, A for Asphyxiation, for example). ACCEPTING PROMPTS! NO SLASH in this story, even though i do ship Stony, so check out my later works. (Rated T for language and themes)

A kid from Queens was all it took to melt the ice around Tony Stark's frozen heart. - A series of oneshots that delve into the relationship between Tony Stark and Peter Parker as their lives begin to merge.

Peter Parker had had everything: a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt. He'd lost them all. All he had left was Tony Stark, and all Tony Stark had left was him. And in the wake of their insurmountable losses, they go about trying to find a family within each other.

In which I'm poeming about MCU alphabet!Style. Ya know, A is for Agent..., B is for Bucky... kinda way.

Tony has one parenting rule that Steve doesn't like: when they fish, Peter's allowed to swear. (Rated T for swearing)

Sickdays 4.0 prompt fill! Peter has the stomach flu. Tony's not the most attentive. Emeto warning.

Tony has to deal with the problems that come with an arc reactor. It's a good thing that he has an understanding team.

Peter is desperate to find a crime to stop. When he finally finds one, he gets overexcited and dives in, head first. All decisions lead to a painful course that will take time to recover from. Note: I used a joke from The Amazing Spider-Man. I do not claim ownership of this joke.

Fell in love with a throw away joke in infinity War and had to write about it.

Between breaths, the Avengers are far more human. (Ignoring Civil War because all I want is peace and Domestic!Avengers.)

Sleep deprived Tony is an unknown variable in the life of the Avengers. Luckily, Steve can count on the others to step up. Stony if you squint. Mostly just good old sleepy engineering.

Clint doesn't sleep much. Insomnia sucks sometimes, so instead of sleeping he does nightly rounds of the Tower. This is what he finds out about his teammates.

A totally average day in which Peter is a polite catastrophe, Bucky snorts in amusement twice, Loki cares and doesn't want people to know, Thor says what we're all thinking, Tony can't control his emotions, Natasha tolerates no nonsense, Bruce has to demonstrate his medical skills, and more totally average things happen. Enjoy!

"Can you track him in the vents?" Steve asked. "For the fifth time, I can't track him in the vents without incinerating him." "Why do you even have a feature like that built into the vents?" "Oh, I'm sorry for not anticipating a friendly intruder in the vents! Silly me!" "You could start the incinerator." Bucky pointed out. Tony nodded. "True."

"Tradition is tending the flame, not worshiping the ashes." Peter learns this, surrounded by the ones he loves the most.

Tony Stark was 15 when he was kidnapped and made Iron Man. Steve Rogers was 17 when he was thawed from the ice. Thor was 17 when he did something stupid and got banished to Midgard. Bruce was 14 when his life went to hell. Clint was fourteen when he decided to be friends with these people. Natasha was 16 when she finally had a choice. MCU if the Avengers where teenagers

Tony had been in a lot of stressful situations, and a lot of battles, but nothing had prepared him for taking care of a superpowered teenager high on pain meds. Peter gets his wisdom teeth out, and Tony learns how hard it is to be a parent. Thank god the Avengers are there to help.

It started with insomnia, and ended with a drink, and in between a friendship was formed.

As the Avengers get closer to the twins, they start noticing little habits they have, scars that their past left them.

Peter's life shatters with a phone call. The last person he expects helps him pick up the pieces.

Without Fury's eye on him, Spider-Man takes every chance he gets to escape. As a danger to his own health, Peter Parker is unable to be left on his own. This proves to be trouble to Fury, especially since he is not a parent and needs to go on secret spy missions. So he does the only thing he can do: he leaves him for the Avengers to take care of. And, boy, they don't know what's

Steve didn't get sick. That meant Bucky didn't get sick either, right? Wrong. So very, very wrong. Response to Whump Exchange on Tumblr for Librarified2004.

Instead of Tony throwing a huge Halloween party, the Avengers have planned a truly horrifying haunted house experience, all in the hopes of scaring Steve and Bucky into revealing their hidden feelings for each other. But not everything goes according to plan. Stucky Halloween one-shot.

It was all Bucky's idea, Steve just went along with it against his better judgement, maybe then Bucky will finally get to see Steve wasn't the only one coming up with dumb plans. Besides, it could be fun to mess with the team and everyone just a little, it was kind of like old times in a weird way. AU Series STUCKY Pretending to hate each other prompt

Bucky realizes that no store-bought Christmas gifts can begin to repay the Avengers for all they've done for him. This year, in lieu of physical purchases, he sets out to do something meaningful for each of them. Entire team involved. No slash, no ships.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Thor brings Loki back to earth for his protection against the angry Asgardians, but under a spell that makes him younger when he uses magic. The Avengers relocate to Stark tower until the demigods return to Asgard for Loki's sentencing. They can fight together, but can they live together? And is redemption possible for any of them? Staring Loki, featuring the Avengers and Pepper.

"Tell me again why I'm doing this Sherlock?" "It's for a case John, I told you..." Sherlock gets permission to experiment on John on the pretext of solving a case, although the results aren't quite what either of them expected! Eventual Johnlock, with some fun hiccups along the way.

A post season 8 Destiel one-shot in which Castiel has to get his wisdom teeth removed, and Dean is there to help him recover.

Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.

The Avengers and their sleeping habits.

Sherlock has to have his wisdom teeth removed, and Watson cares for him post-op.