Hey everyone, I'm relatively new to FF.net, but I'm going to be writing and uploading soon. In fact, I am currently working on my first Fic! It is going to be straight up Hartemis. I will be publishing two versions of this fic simultaneously. One will be your standard Romance (with just a touch of angst & a lot of fluff), while the second one will be an explicit fic (you know damn well what I mean by that).

First Name: That would defeat the porpoise of being TheAnonymousMaleFanficReader. P.S. I do realize I said porpoise.

Last Name: Since my last name is quite common I can tell you what it is; Gilliland

Age: For all intents and porpoises I am 16

Gender: Male of course (it is in the name)

Miscellaneous: I was born in the States, but my family is originally from Ireland. I love animals, I am a major Brony, I have an IQ over 200. And, I love to play chess & Halo.

Religion: Scientology...No, but seriously I'm agnostic.

Sexual Preference: I am straight, but my tastes in art, music, and movies should say otherwise. I am straight though, I'm just comfortable with my sexuality.

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl Series, at least that is all you guys will know...for now.

Musical Preferences: Borderline Disaster, Elton John, Justin Timberlake, Linkin Park, Cascada, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Shakira, Breaking Benjamin, All Time Low, & Three Days Grace

Favorite Movies: Phantom Of The Opera (my last girlfriend loved it, I watched and fell in love with it as well), Les Miserables, The LOTR trilogy, The Hobbit, & The original Star Wars trilogy.

Relationship Status: Single

I could be considered a nerd...somewhat. For instance, I have an IQ over 200, I play chess, Magic (the trading card game), Halo, Minecraft, Gears Of War, Skyrim, Dishonored, Oblivion, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Et cetera. But, I do work out frequently, I eat healthy, and then I game.

Race: Caucasian

Random Tidbit: I need a bit of advice, I'm currently crushing on two of my best friends (both female). I think that they both like me, at least a bit. But, I want to be certain that they like me, because I don't want to ruin a good friendship. If anyone could PM me some helpful advice, I would be eternally grateful.

If you can guess the two songs that I listen to more than 75 times per day, you will have my eternal respect. Hint: I use them for inspiration whilst writing