Hi. I'm a seventeen-year-old American girl. I have glasses, brown eyes, and brown hair. I love Anime, Pokemon, reading, acting, and music. I write stories for anything I feel like writng about. I'm also a grammer-and-spelling-Nazi

Quotes

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"It's a flesh-wound." -Achmed

"What the Hell happened to my feet? SONAOFABITCH, what the Hell?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?! Oh, wait a minute, what the Hell are you doing? Stop. Stop that! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Okay. I will not move my ass!" "You idiot, you don't have an ass!" "Is that Walter? He scares the crap out of me! Please do not put me back in the same suitcase!!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Peanut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Peanut

"Trust me, you would not do well in prison." Why not?" "Come here, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk." "So, you're saying I'd soon become someone's..." "Bitch." "On a stick." -Peanut, Jeff Dunham, and Jose Jalepeno.

"I hate it when you use logic on me." -Maya Dare, Rise Of Team-Imperial, Bulbagarden.net

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever

I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others, I promise to remember Rachel

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go