HEY! I'm Julia, and I love House M.D. :-)

No, that isn't how I introduce my self in real life. Usually, I go "Hi, I'm Julia. Do you watch House?"

But House isn't the only thing I'm obsessed with!

I also love:

Movies: POTC 1-3, Shrek, IT, Secret Window, a ton of other stuff...

Books: anything that is fantasy or pirate related... and some sci-fi... my favorites being Harry Potter, Cirque De Freak, Series of Unfontanate Events, Wave Walkers... so much more...

Music: God, where to begin! Green Day, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Fall Out Boy(yes, they suck live and there old stuff is better...), The Academy Is..., Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Jimmy Eat World, Patent Pending, Blink 182, The All-American Reject, Queen, The Rolling Stone, Rage Against the Machine, 30 Seconds to Mars, Aiden... I only listed the ones I really like to save time...

T.V.: House... and News... Oh, and Moonlight is cool bur conviently on Fridays. I have a life, i'm not home on fridays...

I think if I went to Hogwarts...
Wand: 9 inch Dragon Heartstring Redwood
House: Ravenclaw(I hope =))
Favorite Class: Potions (mmhmm... Snape) or Transfiguration
Favorite Teacher: Snape... I love his blunt meanness
Least Favorite: DADA(They all seem to be fools)
I Would Stand Out: Teachers would call me 'That girl who shouldn't be in Ravencalw, gets in enough touble to be a Slytherin, but she's a muggleborn(and doesn't have a permenant stick up her ass), and is much to egotistical to be a Gryffndor, and doesn't like people enough to be a Hufflepuff, so I guess Ravenclaw is all that's left' =)

If I were in House-- Clinic Patient. The half way intelligent. Only half way. I will have googled my symptoms and decided I'm dying of some diesease. Then I'll have a cold.

I wish I were a pirate. Not the real kind, the hollywood, tresure island, curses, booby traps, magic kind. That only exsist in movies and books. And fanfiction

Okay, the boy singing 'Hoist the Colours' in PotC: AWE is not wearing braces. They are caps, like Jacks, but they aren't silver or gold.

from: 50 Things Not to Do at Hogwarts

I may not sell Umbridge's quill to emo students.
-Especially if they're no good at poetry

Changing my name to Mary-Sue does not guarantee me hook-up rights with anyone I please

I am not allowed to bother Snape.
-Dumbledore does not have 'naked time'

I am not allowed to teach the giant venus-fly trap in Herbology anything from Little Shop.

Just because I have cramps and the PMS Potion is taking awhile to kick in, it does not guarantee me abuse rights.

I should not give away that I am having sexual fantasies in my head by giggling hysterically and being very British about it.
-I should especially not do it in potions class when my teacher is a trained Legilimens and the one I'm fantasizing about.

I am not allowed to make eyes at Sirius. Lupin will kill me if I try anything.

If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts".

The First Years are not 'pledges' and they do not need 'hazing'.

Don't give shampoo to Snape every Christmas.
- If you insist, at least don't put your name on it.

There are no "Monthly Gryffindor/Hufflepuff orgies" and I should stop talking about them(hehe, they said 'orgie'long story)

I am not allowed to say "I have an IQ of 6000, that's the same as 6000 Hufflepuffs".
- Even if I'm a Ravenclaw.

Replying every question that Professor Lupin asks with, "Are you fucking Sirius?" is not funny, not even the first time.
- Except when he answers, "Yes" before catching on.
- Bonus points if he blushes.

Jumping up on a table during dinner and singing "La Vie Boheme" is more likely to confuse my enemies than chase them out of the Great Hall. Besides, I probably won't have anyone else join in, which takes some of the fun out of it.

I am not allowed to giggle incessantly whenever Professor Lupin and Sirius Black enter a room at the same time.
- nor am I allowed to start singing loud porno music.
- singing “If you were gay” is also not appropriate.
- neither is asking them about “doin’ it doggy style”.

I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.(What? I don't do that)

No one cares that I had a dream about Snape wearing fairy wings.

Slipknot are a kickass band. However, recording them onto a Howler and sending them to head table, is not kickass.

I will not stroke my wand and mutter “My Precious.”
- I won’t mutter that by Professor Snape either.

QUOTES OF MY LIFE:

THINGS LITTLES KIDS SAY AT CAMP (i work at a boy scout camp ages 7-11):

while playing the 'bang game'
Kid: I'm the best banger ever

at crafts
Angry kid: yelling I DO NOT HAVE ANGER MANAGMENT PROBLEMS! If i do, it's my sisters fault. Its all because of that one evil evil word!
other kid: Uh... what word
Angry Kid: yelling really loud ADOPT!!!! she's from russia and i HATE HATE HATE her.

at pool
kid: i have 2 mommies and 2 daddies
andrew: oh, like step parents?
kid: no. they call it les-ben and gay...
andrew: oh.

at nature
kid[talking about a tree that was deformed Those Are The Biggest Pair of Balls I've Ever Seen

walking
kid: my mosquito bite itches... I cant walk!
me: aww.. sry buddy. Where's the mosqutio bite?
kid: on my ARM!

HOUSE MD:

Cameron: Men should grow up.
House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking their "workplace-acceptable" euphemism for testicles. It's not gonna happen.

House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.

Cuddy[To House If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake

House: Read less, more TV.

Stacey: You avoid work like the plague, unless it actually is the plague.

Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

So... I'm really into personality tests, espically the MBTI. I'm starting a bit a research project on it... You can help me! Take this test and private message me your results... That all it takes!

My website. However, it is not yet complete.

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